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k . _ ,% ~ %% .- . » : W 4» % ;..; 7-1 § % 5: 5 «=4 4 ‘ @ 31 ' ' _. 1 5:; <5: .. 4 ~ .. — -- _‘ v ‘_‘ _.} H V’, A .. ' \r ‘ 4,7,‘; ' ‘—— . ‘ A V V I. ‘ ‘ . I « g 4' . ‘ - Q ' I 3‘ ' ‘ - ’ ‘ ;, L42\. 3. A 1 JD’ “ 1 '. ' f-‘J *?.‘ DENISON & ROBERTS, Publishers and Proprietors. DEVOTED TO LITERATURE, POLITICS, LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS. TERM S: $1.0 0 a Year in Advance; Otherwise $2.0 0 . VOL. M XI Y. GREENE, CHENANGO COUNT! N. T, THURSDAY, AUGUST 30, 1888. NO. 4. T H E' CH ENANGO AM ERICAN BLI SH ED EV ER Y TH URSD AY. R A T E S OF A D V E R T IS IN G : F o r One Week. G R E E N E , N . Y . N ew Fi rm . M IS C E L L A N Y . That was the next halt. The little town approached. As the first honse camo into view tbe eDgine sent its shriek of warning; it grew louder—- louder. of ifc ever afterward nnd kept it a se- crot, but no man on the line stood so high in the confidenco of the company after that ns he. By his coolness and net-ro ho had saved a hnndred lives. The Mystery Explained. A IiOOOMOTTVE HERO. There was quite a little sensation in the little village of D ono Monday morning, Cousin Mattie being the in- nocent cause of it. Well, gentlem%E,l£ yott wish, it, I ’ll tell you the story. Wlien I was a youth of 1 9 and lived with my parents in n Pennsylvania town, I lind a taste for railroading-and a boyish ambition to become a driver, although I had been educated for loftier pursuits. During my college Sracation I loung- ed about the station sipnoat constantly, making friends with the trainmen, and especially with a dr|jvor Darned Silas Markley. I became muok attached to this man, notwithstanding he was forty years old and by no means a sociable fellow. G r E M $ R A L O ne i n c h V.$ I 0 01Q T W o in c b e & L ...A CO T h re e in ch es 2 0 01 For Two 01Q uarter column $ 4 OO H alf c o ln m n .... 800 01 W hole c o lu m n .. 15 00 Two Weeks. Q uarter colum n. . 5 00 H alF coluron. . . . 1 2 00 50| W hole colum n . .2 0 00 e W eek s. Q u arter c o lu m n .. 6 00 H alf colum n — 1 0 00 W hole colum n . .2 3 00 One M onth. Yfo dashed into the street, np to the station, whero a group of passengers waited, and passed it without the halt of an instant, catching a glimpse of the appalled faces and the waiting crowd. Then, we were iu the fields again. The speed now became literal- ly breathless. The fnrnaco glared red hot. The heat, tho velocity, tho terri- ble nervous strain of the man besido me seemed to weight tho air. 1 found myself drawing long, stertorous breaths like ono drowning. I heaped iu tha coal at intorvals as he bndo me. I did it because I was op- pressed by’ nn odd senso of duty, which I never had iu my ordinary brain work. Since then I havo understood how it is tbat dull, ignorant mon, withont a spark of enthusiasm, show such hero- ism as soldiers, firemen and captains of wrecked vessels. I t is this ovorpowor-j ing sonso of routino duty. I t is a finer thing than sbocr bravery, in my idea.1 Howovor, I bogan to think thnt M ark-: ley was mad—laboring under some frenzy frcm drink, though I had never soen him toucb liquor. H o did not raovo hand or foot, ox- copt in tlio mechanical control of his ongine, his eyes going from tho gunge to the timo-picce with a steadiness that was moro terrible and threatening than any gleam of insanity would have beon. Onco ho glared back nt tho long train sweeping after tho CDgino with a head- long spood that rocked it from sido to sido- A fters Bargain. Mrs. L , with whom sho was passing a few days, was a lively, agreeable, though not young, widow, who owned a very pretty cottage near the lake, and was much of a favorite in the village. On tbo morning referred to she went out early, as wns her usual custom, to attend .tot tbo little wants-oi the day. She was soon greeted by Deacon Jones with: A woman wont into a big dry-goods honse tbe other day to buy material for a gown. Sho selected, after a good deal of fussing, a gingham costing 1 2 cents a yard. O ne i n c h..............1 SOI T w o In c h e s 2 00 T h ree i n c h e s S ....2 50| F o r T h re e O n e i n c h.............. 2 00 T w o I n c h e s .......... 2 50 T h r e e i n c h e s . :...~ S 0 0 F o r One INSURANCE AGENCY “How many yards ore there in the piece T\ she asked. _ T H E NEW FIRM OF ALL KINDS OF INSURANCE “There nro eleven,” the clerk answer- ed, after counting. “I will take ten of them,” she replied aftov a great deal of thought.” ^ Ho suggested that sho take the wholo piece, but sho insisted that he should cut off ton yards, and this was accord- ingly done. One i n c h..............2 SOlQuarter c o lu m n . . 7 00 T w o in c h e s 3 00(H alf colum n ....1 2 00 T hree I n c h e s .',.. .3 50 W hole colum n ..2 5 00 F o r T w o M onths. ) ae i nc h ..............3 OOlQuarter co lu m n .10 00 Two in c h e s .......... 4 00 H alf c o l u m n - ... 15 00 Three in c h e s 5 00. Whole colum n ..SO 00 Y o r T h ree M onths. Ono i n c h . ............4 OOlQuarter colnm n .1 5 T w o Inches...........G 00| Half colum n . . . . 2 0 Three iuchfcs 7 00 W hole colum n ..8 5 “Good morning, Mrs. L, I did not soe you at church yesterday.\ “I am glad yon missed mo, Deacon, bat I had a sovero headache.\ W ~ B I T T E N MORSE & HAYES, ■ Ho was my ideal of; a brave, skillful, thoroughbred driver, *nd I looked up to him as something* of a hero. Ho was not a married mao, but lived alone with his old mother. I wns a frequent visitor at their bouse, nnd I think thoy both took quito a fancy to mo in their quiet, undemonstrative! way. Wben llarkloy’s fireman left Lim, I induced bim to let mo tnke bis place during tlio remainder of m y vacation. He hesitated for somo time bofore he consented to humor m y boyish wliitn, but ho finally yielded nqd I wrns ia grout gleo. Tbo faet wns thnt in my idleness nnd tho overworked stato of my brain I craved tbo escitemont as a confirmed drunkard does liquor, and, besides, I had such longing dreams of the fiery ride tbrongh tho hills, mount- ed literally on tho iron horse. So I be- came an ox]iert fireman, nnd liked, it ex- ceedingly, for tbo excitement more than compensated fur thorough work I was required to do. “Thnt is certainly a good excase,” ho roplied with a peculiar smile on bis face. IN STR O N G C O M P A N IE S (A t the old stand of E. D. Morse ) “That i s n remnant, I suppose T\ she said interrogatively, taking np tho odd yard, as ho folded tho goods. “Yes, ma'iira.” “You sell remnants cheaper, don't you?” “Soraotimcs,'' tho elork said lacon- ically.* “What will you tako for this ?” “Twolvo cents.\ “Bat that was just whnt I paid for tho pieco.\ “Yes, bnt I havon't any authority to mark goods down.\ “Couldn't you sand tho cash boy to find the man tbat does mark thorn down, so as to soe wbat ho would tako ?\ naked the customer anxiously. AT CURRENT BATES. A littlo farther on sho met Mrs. i“ Ah ! good morniDg, Mrs. L . You aro out bright nnd onrly, and looking vcrry happy thin morning.'’ \I s that anything unusual?” ro- plied tho widow, as sue passod on to iho market. F o r S ix Months. Losses Equ i t ab l y Adjusted ' A R E A 'O IV R E C E I V I N G r*ne tn c h.............. O.OOlQuarter colum n. 20 Two In ch es 9 OO H alf column — 25 Tureo In ch es 1 2 00, Whole colum n ..5 0 00 i oo , (10 A largo Jiuo-of F m h Gocd.’, and tbeir Stor F o r O no Y ear. —AND — o r no ear. One I n c h 10 OOlQuarter colum n .25 00 Two in c h e s 15 00 H alf c o lu m n 50 00 Three in c h e s .. . . 18 00 W hole colum n ..8 0 OO Business Cards n o t to exceed five lines, $5 per year, o r $3.00 for six m o n th s. T ra | ilent advertising m ust bo p aid for idvance. in 1 i i'; vender of pork aud chops camo smiliDgly forward. ^Yhat can I do for yoa ? Wo chickens and ducks, havo some iiun ole.” P R O M P T L Y PAI D is already fuli of Goods, such as AT T H I S OF FICE. Timothy, blower, rgh, Race &Gray “No, thank you. I will have my simplo Monday dinner.” “No thapk yon. I thought you might want something extra to-day.” “Why to day 7\ mnscd tho widow, as sho walked out.“ I t seems to mo cvory one looks at mo in a peculiar manner. Ab, hero comes neighbor Pope ; if tlioro is anything afloat I shall got it now.” “I hardly oxpcctod to boo yon out so early this morning,” Mrs. Pope be- gan. “Why not?\ iRTJSIlS r ESB CARDS . L . &L . E. CHASE, A L S1 KE CLOVER , R E D - T O P ATTOUNF.YR AND COUNSF.t.ORS AT LAW. OnRRKR OmtNANOo Co j ik t y. N. Y. AGENTS. 3. V, V ak Va££endubou, J r . , Rododphub A. Race, C im rlk sW . G hav. } — AKI> — “Jnst now,\ Iho clerk replied, with a wiokod wink to n brother olerk,“ ho is at his dinner, and I don’t think boll bo in to day.\ “And you couldn’t mark it down yourself and toll him about it wlion ho cornea?” y. Dnslnow attended to In nil tho C o u rts; prom pt a tte n tio n to co llectin g , foreclodnc mori-snre* nnd conveyancing. All proceed inea hofnro (h e finrroento n speolnlty. A ll cimrsre low to Suit Iho tim es. T .k s tw i C i u * * : Jj . E l w t n O lU S B ._ ORCHARD GRASS . Bnt there came a timo whon I got my fill of excitement. Mrs. Markloy ono day formed a plan whioh soomedlo give hor a good dual of happiness. I t was her son's birthday, and sho wantod to go down to l’bilndolphin i a tbo ,trnin withont lotting him Know anything about it and tlioro purchnso a present for bim. Shq took mo into her confi- dence and bad me assist her. I Jar- rsngod tho preliminaries, and got her into tho train without being noticed by Markloy, who, of course, was fauBy with bis eDgine. Tho old lady was in higb gloo ovor the bit of innocont deception sho was practicing on hor son. She enjoined mo again not to tell Silas, and then I loft her and took m y placo. I t was a midsummer day and tbo weather was delightful Tbe train was neither an express nor an accommoda tion, bnt one which stepped at tbo principal stations on tho ronto. On tbis occasion, as Ibeio wero two spec- ials on tbo line, it wn3 ran by tolegmpb —thnt is the driver 1ms eimply to oboy tho instructions which ho receives at each station, so that lio is but as a ma- chine in the bands of ono controller, wbo directs all trains from s central point and bas tbo wholo lino under Ids eye. I f tbo drivor does not obey to tbo least tittlo his orders, it is destruction to the whole. One could imagino ho saw bnndrods of men and women in tho carriagos, talking, reading, smoking, unconscious tbat their lives wero all iu tho hold of ono man whom I now strongly bub- pcctcd to bo inad. 1 know by his look thnt ho rcmomborod thoir livos wore iu his hand. Ho glanced at tho clock. G R E E N E U N I O N SCHOOL All Recleahed, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ —AND — “No,” tho clerk said, smiling ag- grnvatingly.“ I couldn't really.” “Well,\ tho woman Raid with n sigh, “then I 'm droadfnl sorry I had it cut, for I'll havo to havo that ynrd anyway, oven if I do havo to pay 1 2 conts for it. “Ten yardB wouldn’t possibly do. But I ain't used to paying full prico for remnants.\ a t t o h n r y a n d c o un sel o r a t t,a w. office Id 4he Insnranco Building, Greono, N. Y. A ca a e m y , ACAD EM I C Y E A R , 18 8 8 - 9 . A N o . 1 SEED . “Oh, when ono has visitors lato at night, yon know. I do hopo we wero not going to lose you.\ “I do not understand yon.” 1 Oh, but how innocent wo are, bnt Polly Brown saw him.\ “Saw whom ?” roplied tho widow, hor usually sorono tompcr beginning to bo a littlo rniUed. EU G EN E C L IN T O N , ATTORNEY AND COUNSF.LOR AT LAW. Offico in Enpplre Block, Greono, N. Y. *• Twonly mile*,” ho mattered. “Throw on moro coal, Jack ; tho firo is going out.” * I did it Yes, I did it 1 Thero was something in tho faco of that man I conld not resist. Then I climbed for- ward and shook him by tbo shoulder “Markloy,” I shontod,“yon aro run- ning tbis train into tho jaws of death.” “I know it,\ ho replied, quietly. “Your mother is aboard tbis train.\ \Heavens ! ’ n o stnggcrod to his foot FALL TEEM I1EG1N8 SEPT. 81 R. P. C R A N D A LL. M D . Olfico in tho Crsndnll Building, G reene, K. Y . ________________________________ Tho n e x t school yemr will open tho find Just received a car load of week o f September w ith an experienced Tho dork put tho odd yard in and what tho woman told her dres&makor is unfortunately not on rocord.—Jour- nal. L'M . JO H NSO N. M.-D.. Ofiice In th e Insurance Building, G reene. tf .Y . _______________________ corps of T eachers. I h e Board of Education Ashton and Barrel Salt! “Yonr gontleman visitor i s abe passed your honse late last night. She had beon np to sit awhile with the sick baby, ns Mrs. Jones was -not wolL Sho wns well enough to go to church in tho morning and wear hor now bonnet, bnt as I said, Into last night sho peeped into youi window and saw yoa seated quito near together and looking very happy, or at least you woro—sho conld not sco his face, ns ho was seated with- his back to tho window. A large man, and, no doubt, fino looking, to please you, but n very bald head.\ An amused smilo stolo over the wid- ow’s faco as sbo said : d r . g . O. W ILLIA M S. PHYSICIAN AND 8TTRGK0N Office In tho Mo wo Block. Ranldence Sooth Main S tre et, Oreeno, N. Y. _______________ a ro confident th&t never In tbe history o f tho GARDEN SEEDS ■ m D i scouraged. echool w ere arrangem ents better mado for th e Hobson—So the cablo car company has discharged yonr brolbor ? JobRon—x c b. Tbo pocr follow is in an nnfortnnato mental condition, too. Hobson—How so? Jobaon—Lost liia grip, you eco.— E x a m in e r . in s (ru c tio n of p upils th a n for tho coming Of all description, by b a lk and paper. In _______________ B. L H O U G H TO N . M-D.. TTOMROPATTITO PHYSICIAN . Offico in tho Cunningham Block, G reene, V. Y. _____________ term . T uition, Academic room, SO and $7. Bat even then bo (lid not remove his eyes from tbo gun go. “Mnko up tho fire,\ ho commanded, and pashod in tbo Ibrolllo vnlvo. “I will not.\ “Mako np the fire, Jack,\ very qni- otly. fact they have ev ery th in g fonnd in a Bret I b e cataloguo for 1887-8 Ib published and _____________ CO M M ER C IA L H O T E L , GntRXR. N. Y. will bo mailed free on application. cinss Grocery Uouso. and On the Beach. All m o d e m ; everything new Ibronjrliont B rat ed by ste am . Tho heat $1 CO p e r day Jou«o In th e S tale F ree Buss. R. H . & H. R. LEE. Proprietor*. D aring th o F a ll term . In tb e Academic de Bromloy—Why do you wish to ro- tarn to tho hotolT I t isn’t late, nnd it is absolutoly charming in this pavil- ion. A l l Goods a t B o t t o m Prices “I will not. Yon may mnrder your- solf and mother, but yon shall not murder me.” TB p artm en t, thero will bo in addition to th e TRO W BRI D GE H OUSE, G n m t , N. Y. usual classes In th o common E nglish, classes FOB OASU. \Tell Polly Brown when sbo peeps into her neighbor's windows she had better put on her spectacles.\ A few minutes afterwards sho walked into her cosy Bitting-room, and qaiotly remarked : Ho looked at mo. His kindly groy eyes glared liko thoso of a wild boast But ho controlled himself a momonk Miss Jinks (with a yawn)—I notice that the tido wants to retire So do I —F re e PresM. nm , Flbd-oW* IToupo ra t^ son ly S I.09 p e r dny. hofce Wine*. Ale*. Liquor* and Cigar*. Ivory Attached F r a n k W. T row brtdo*. 045 Pnopriotor. la Physiology, A lg eb ra, (beginning and ad CALL AND SEE US. vanced,) Latin, (beginning, Caeesar, Virgil.) \I could throw you off this ongino and mako short work of you,\ ho said. “llut look hero; d o you sec tho Btation yon d er ?’ I saw a faint streak against tho Bky about fivo miles ahead. Well, wo started without mishap nnd up to lime, and cn 'sily reached tbo first stntiou in tbe time allotted to ns. As wo stopped tbcro a boy ran alongside with Iho telegram, wbich ho hsndod to tho driver. Tho*next momonfc I heard a emotherod exclamation from ilark- loy.“ Go back,-\ ho said to tho b o y; w toll Williams to bave the messago repeated, therc,8 a mistako.\ The boy dashed o f f ; in ten minatoB ho came flying back.“ Had i t repeat- ed” ho panted. 1 Williams is storming at you; says there's no mistako, and you’d best go on.\ Ho thrust tho sec- ond messago up ns ho spoke. Markley read it and stood hesitating for half a minuto. There was dismay and utter perplexity in tho expression of his face as be looked at tbo telo- grara, and the long train behind him. His lips moved as if ho was csxlulating chances ; and biscyc-s suddenly quail- ed as if he saw death at tho ond of tbo calculation. I wns watching him with cousidcrablo curiosity. I vonturod to: ask him what was the matter, and what' bo was going to do. “I ’m going to obey,\ he roplied curt- ly. Tbo eDgino gave a long shriek of horror that made roe start as i f it were Markley*s ov n voice. Tbo next in- stant we rushed ont of the station and dashed through low-lying farms at a speed which seemed dangerous to me. “Put in moro coal,\ said Markley:- I shoveled it in, bnt look time. A Disease. “Yonr boh ib quite a ball isn’t ho ?” “Not that I know of.” “Why, I bswhim practicing tho oth- er day with mask and gloves on.\ “Oh, yes, ho has nil tho symptoms.\ — + ------------ ARcruonablo Man. player, W . A. RATH BO NE, FASHIONABLE BARBER . Hanford Block Greene. N .Y. A stronom y, Geometry, Pulitical Economy, M O U S E & IIA YES. “Cousin Mattie, you had hotter draw down tbo shado to-night before yon tako off your chignon.” Type-writing. Greene, Hnrch 20, 1888. W ALK ER & GRAY, DENTISTS. Oflieo In Iho C randall Bnilding, Greeno, N, Y. Gas given when desired. A Teachers’ Claes wilf bo organised th e first week i n December, a t th e beginning of D IA M O N D S . “I was told to reach that station by 0 o'clock,\ ho con tinned.“ Tho ex press train meoling us is Jno now. I ought to lmvo laid by for it nt Dn- freme. I was told to come on. ThO' track is a single ono. Unless I can make tho siding at tlio Btation in threo minutes, wc shall moot it in yonder hollow.\ House Flies. I havo discovered a good way t o de- stroy house flios, says a lady in on ex- change. I t bas tho advantage of cheap- ness and also preventing dead flies from falling into everything, ns they do when poison is used. Mix together equal parts, by measure, of melted ros- in and castor oil. Stir until - thorough- l y mixed—wbich will take only a min- ute. While yet a littlo warm, spread thin and evenly on any paper that is not porous. Wo use foOls'-cap, writing papors, catalogue covers, show bills, etc. Spread with a case knife, or any straight-edged instrument, slightly warmed. Leavo a narrow border to handle with. Lay the papers on ta- bles, shelves or any spare places where flics aro numerous. They will soon eover tho papers. Ab soon as they alight thoy will stick fast, and soon pall themselves down. When the pa- pers arc covered two or three flies deep, pat in fifovo and replace with another 1 3o sura to aso no water. The up c perfu-.no.-oil prevents the rosin from hardening ntirg. Tho oil loaves no odor when cool. Ten cents will buy enougla to kill all tho fiieg in a hotel. EXCHANGE HOTF . L . (for m arly P ark er -Plncolj Greene, N . Y., . L*Bf>Y jOOWLFS. PBOpntBTOR. Newly repaired an d refurnished. T able and bar provided w ith th e best 'th e m arket nf- ord*. Term* reasonable, °40 Groene, May 7. 18P8. the W inter term. Those who intend to en ter tb a t class are urged to fake tho work of I N order to m ake room fo r Ihe good* I havo b ou g h t, I h av e b o n obliged to add an- other show case and have filled it with Judge—Prisoner, if you wero sober when arrested, why didn’t yon remon- strate with tho officer. tho Fall te rm In preparation for tho Teach Prisoner—Please, yonr honor, I did not havo enough money witli me to pay a fine and a surgeon hill, too.— Puck. ers’ class work. GO O D S A T 2 5c. EA CH . “Somebody’s blunder 1\I said. “Yes, I think so.” I said nothing. I throw on coal; if 1 had had petroleum I should have thrown it on. But I never was calmer in my lifo. When death actually stares a man in tho face, it often frightens him into tho most perfect composure. Markley pushed tho valve still farther. Tlio engine begun to give a. strange, panting sound. Far i ff to tbo south I conld see tho bituminous black smoko of a train. I looked at Markley in- quiringly. H e nodded. I t was tho ex- press! I stooped to the fire. “No more,” lie said. I looked across the clear summer sky at the gray smoke of the peaceful liltlc t o t uc l inine villngef and beyond tlmt at the black! line coming closer, closer, across tho D ., I,, and W . R. R, Time Table. R. P .CRANDALL, M .D., President. I would bIpo invito yonr attention to tho fact th a t I have a Adopted Juno 25th, 1888. TRAINS MOVING NQHTH. M .8. Pa b k u r Secretary Jumping at Straws. N um b er o f C h ea p W a t c li es H e—Aro vou fond of noodles, Miss Cay? NQHTH. UiCHFtr.M) Da t Ex p b r -s—Leave Bingham- to n at 8:40 r . m.: Chenango Forks 3:58; G raene 4:14 ; Brisbin 4:24': Coventry 4:30; Oxford 4:39; Norwich 4 :6 3 ; arriv in g a t Richfield Junction 6:01 p. m. on band (b a t I will sell below cost. She—Am I too understand this to bo nn offer of marriage, Mr. Smith?— Free Press. My Stock of Kalclies, Jeweliy Richfield Junction 6:01 p. m. BionviRLD a n d Ut ic a Nig h t Ex p b w*—L eave P h ilad e lp h ia(1:00 p.m.. New York 9:00. Bing- ham ton 4:30 a . m., Greene 6:08. Brishin 5:18, Oxlord 6:8-1, Norwich 5:50, Richfield Junc- tio n 7:12. Utica 8:00 a .m .Ut io a Kx pr r s b — Leave Binghamton 7.40 a . m .; Chenango Forku 8:02; Greene 8:20; Bris b in 8:30: Oxford 8:60; Norwich 0:06; Slier- bnrno 9:28; Richfield Junction 10:27; Uticn 11:05. U tic a E x p ress—Leaves Binghamton a t4:20 P. H , Chenango Forks 4:40, Greeno 5:00, Brisbin 6:16, Oxford 5:40. Norwich 6:00, Richfield Junction 7:25, Utica 8:00 p. h . Local F reig h t, Greeno 7:15-a h. Throjigh F re ig h t. G reene 12:45 a . m. Coal 2:00 a. m .: 3:20 a . m . TRAINS MOVING SOPTH A Clov&landisRi Explained. — AND — “Don’t you sec?\ was one of Sher- dan’s phrnscs. Mr. Cleveland’s favor ito is“ Don't yoa know?\ I t’s En glish.— Aren's. s S I L V E R W A R E is now complete. Call in and Look me Over. G ive for JPleasuro. Give because you love to give—as ui,u the flow, r pours forth its perfu-.no.-oil b u rg eo n . “°A Yours Respectfully, CHAS. W. WELCH. Greeno, May 30, 1888. sky. Then I turned to tho watch. In ono minute moro—woll, I confess I sat down and bnricd my face in my hands I don't think I tried lo pray. 1 had a confused thought of mangled, dying men and womon—mothers and tbeir babies. Yet Most Men ore In Earae*t When lhey Die. Inspiration is con tngious. Ono man dead in earnest, sots a hundred other men on fire.—P. A . Noble. .N . 7 . and Pnn.ADn.puiA E x p ress—Leaves Richfield Junctiop. 12:20 a . m.; Norwich 1:26; Oxford 1:42 ; Coventry *1:60; Brisbin *1:66, G reene 2:06; Chenango Forks 2 :1 9 ;'H in g ham ton 2:40 ; Scranton 4:28 ; New York 8:60; Philadelphia 9:30 P. m .N Hu m p h r e y s* DR. HUMPHREYS’ BOOR Cloth & Cold Binding Ut StMl Zagnriaf, ■aim* r »L n<rm.r. o. ifei 1810. n. r. “Wo.aro going very faBt, Markley.\ Ho did not answer. Hia eyes wero fixed ou the steam engine, bis lips close shut. . . “More coal,” be said. I threw it in. Sympathg. — Ugly girl — Oh, Adcle, I wish I ware as beautiful as yon aro. Pretty Adelo—Of course you do.—- T im e s, Mo Doss to the World. .N ig h t Express—Leaves Utica a t 8:10 v it.; N orw ich 10:02; Oxford 10:21 ; Coventry °10: 29 ; Brisbin'°'10:85; G reene 10:47; Chenango F o rk s 11:04; B ingham ton 11:28; SCTanton 2:30 a .m .; New Y o rk 7:30. Pass3Rn o i»ii — Leaves Utica a t 6:85 a . h .; N orw ich 8:33; Oxford 8 :6 0 : Coventry 9:01; Brishin 9:13; Greene 9: 3 0 ;.Chenango Forks 10:04: Bingham ton 10:28 ; Scranton 1:26 r n ; N ew York.7:0O; Philadelphia 7:30. Binq. and E l u i r a Expbes8—Leaves Utica a t 4:35 p. u ., Ju n c tio n .5:18 : Sherburne 6:24 ; N orw ich ;0:4§; Oxfoid 7:00; Brishin 7 :1 6 ; Greene 7:26; CFicnango Forks 7 :4 2 ; Bing- h am to n 8:00. . Local F re ig h t, G reene 3:05 p. h . * There was a terrific, shriek from the engine, against which 1 leaned. An- other in my face. A hot hissing icinp- est swept past ido. I looked up. Wo i wero on the siding, and the express had j gone by. I t grazed our end carriage | in passibg. I n a sort of rlc-lirioiiR joy i.I sprang up and fibonted to Markloy. [ lie did not speak. Ho sat there im-1 movable and cold ns a alone. I went to tho train and brought his mother to , him, and when lio opened his eyes and took the old lady’s Land in bir, I turn- ed away.Yes, gentlemen, I have been in many a railway aeei-lcnt, but I havo always considered that tho closest shave I ever bad. What was tho blunder?” 1 I don’t know Aristocracy is thrown away in this country. It might ns well bo. I t’ ia not wortn anylhing- ,,, . i i v All is quiet at Iudmm-pohs, butjpo-, W h e re V o tes C ou n t. lilirui feeling is running high nt Now York —H e r a ld . yon hour 1 You’ll get Safo a t Cnee. \Hello. Brown ! Wbat are doing out this-late rats.” Broivn (hie-)—Nixt-y I Wifo coimtrv. m tho U til-z in g tho IV ird Pow er. The newest bran cl of cyclone in Kan* sas bucks corn and clean chickens.— if.;*ki*y mado light! Kan. Star.- . UET OfHUKCIPAI. HOS. CURBS PBIC*. 1Fev er * . Congestion, Inflammation*.•• .2 5 W or m * . Worm Fever, Worm Coho.... * 25 t 'r y l n c Col i c, o is Toothing of Infant s. .2 5 D i afroCAs'ol Children o r Adult s. ...... D ysen t er y. Griping. BiiioiwGolio.... C o o l er * M or bt i e, Vomiting ................... 2 5 Con gn t , Oold, Brpnchit tn:....... 2 5 N eu r al gi a* Toothache. Faoeacbo 25 H eadach es* Si ck Headache, Verti go. ,2 5 Tho fields ami hoimes begun to fly pest half'scon. We wore nearing Du- frcme. the next station. MaikJey s eyo wont from tbe gunge to the face of tlio ttme-pieca and hack. So moved like ail automation. Thero was littlo more moaning in bis faco. “M ore!\ ho said, withont turning his eye. I .took up the shovel—hesi- tated. Not Funny but True- Sumnaer is the season wheu the man who was bora tired mhkes the mosfc of hig y 1 f„rG0 O M E O P A T H IC Too Much, for the Railroad Man. . I t s enough if you have a passing ac- quaintance with railroad mau. W AGON SH O P . 1?12121415■S1719 24 PSO 97 Ilv»pep*fa, Bfliouh Stomach....... HuppressedorPolnlut jpdrfoila** , Ttee, * ‘ fron n icucaur a uiin i W hU e ,,t ooPr ofm oPcr i od i ............. Cr p . Cotigbr Difficult Breathing.... Sa l t U hen m , «ErT|ipoIa» , Eruption*. K b eu m at l fi n * Bnm inct Se Fun s ........F ercr nnd Ague, CblllsT Malaria..... P l teie* BUsdor Bleodinjc-. * Catarrh, Infiaenxa, Cold In the Head K i d n ey l »i * ea* e ............... il r f a a r y ts’e»k n eH v W oi t i a* Bed . ' . D laeanc* o f i h e H ear t . F.IpTtatlon-1 .2 3 .2 5 .2 5 .2 5 .2 5 .2 5 .50 ,5 0 .50 .50 .50 .50 .OO .5<r .oo Shop in th e .new ' Blacksmith Shop o f Benjamin Bayes. New work m ode t o order o f th e best stock. Repairing done p ro m p tly on sh o rt notice. A ll wotk w arranted. Whiflletree and N eck y d k e woods on-h an d . Can furnish Lumber Wapon Springs, carrying capacity o f 1,000 to . 6,000 lbs. Also . an y th in g in th e lino o f w agon work on s h o r t notice. Two h an d made ono horso carriages for sale. Greono, Jitno 1 , 1887. 034 F. A. BEACIT. '‘ Markley. do you know that yon aro goiDg nt tbe ruto o f 80 tAiles an hour!, . ' No Question About This, The toper is a bottlo greenhorn, a n d an apple jackass. p. T h ro u g h F re ig h t, G reene, 8:28 p. m. C o a l 1 ( L 4 7 p. m. , 8 :40? p. h. A Star C°) indicates th a t train s do not stop. \C o a l !” .v.~ ¢-—-- -Thero aro upwards of 450 acres Of onion beds located within -seven taijes from C an is tot a, and the estimated yield this year is 225,000 bushels. 9 CIGARS . SM 0KF the“ L i n L E TYRANT” Cigar, manufactured bytho Criterion Cignr Co , of Greeno. An excollant smoking Cigar, sold hy all dealers. I tvas alarmed at the stern, cold -ri gidity of, tho roan. His pallor was bo. coining frightful. I threw in tho coal. At leitst wo • must stop at Dufrcmo. P E C I F I Q S. .-3-.-———_____. ..,..,°°‘ ”z.%’.$°-z€&f§s»:;5:au;°.:‘J;:.:%::.::°;a‘;z:5 BARNES & CONGDON , B IN G - H A M T O N Marble and Granite Works. E stab lish ed i n 1840. MANUFA0njRXB8 Or ALLKINDS OF M A . JR J B J L 1 S AND GRANITE MONUMENTAL WORE. crsons in need o f any t h in g in th is line n l CEMETERY WORK , will find f t t o th e ir ad v an tag e to call and ex amine as w e have t b e la rg e st assortm ent th a t can be fo n n d in an y establishm ent in Central New York, a t Gold prices. *19 3 3 . W E JB B . CASH P A ID FOR B u t t e r , H I D E S A N D S K IN S . At m y late place o f business, Cunningham Block. Greene, March 13, 1887.