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The F'i,.uncee: \Bnt oan we 11fford such a house, de11rest? They say one's rent should only be a fourth of one's inoome.\ \Bnt this is 11 good deal less than one-fourth of your father's inoome.\ -Lite. \I have loved and lost.\ \Did ycm get baok your engagement ring?\ \J:Io. That's what troubles me.\ -Truth. 'I'm! Deacon: \Tommy do you think It m!Ully to smoke tboso nAsty cigarettes?\ Tommy: \Yes sir; I do. Sister sm~ea them.\ -Brooklyn Life. Boy (to piscator, who bM been whipping the stream all day without any luoltl: \You'll be getting a fish caught on one of them little 'oaks 11 yer ain't oarefu!. \ / -~~.:...~-- ... ' ---=-- ~J Old Lady: \Now tl1en, wbnt do you wan~?\ -Judy. Joe the Tramp: \l ain't pertickler, l:nrly. What 'ave y>Sr got?\ -Punoh. Pa: \What's baby ~JI_g for, Dolly?\ Dopy/l<·g~st cos I sh6~ed ber bow to eat her ca}te.\ ~ >;.;..l?lok Me tip. -··~· f~~::-..: ~~ . - If: MoTigbo (in the oba.ir): \Hold on there! Ye've had two trlala ~Q4 · ye pulled tho wrong tooth each time. Now, be gob, I'll go to the blaCk- smith's and have it removed.\ The Dentist: \You'll stay in that ohair till that I'll got the right one if I have to pull every tooth in your head.\ -Tratbl- \Don't yon think yon would better mako 'him wait a yeur?\ \Dmu mo, no! Why, at the end of the yell!' I might not Wlllitiitt., mDI'l')' him.\ .. / '/.•. l - ... \ -=' who has bean patiently warobing the sf;t.iUJ,ritiJ~i-! .. . gler for about an hour): \Yon ain't oonght anything, 'ave y~z\·.-·.· · Stranger: \No not yet, n:.! boy.\ ,/'