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\· oflea~n!ld men wbp hav~d1~d John 1\icbonnell, a young man, \'ith nn THE JOKER'S BUDGET. ~;..;__.:;_ --~ Mn•t4, YuSiptll'rl~nd::.l 1p Lc '\ p OJl~H .. us snul~ Cha.t-e every £.._re a.ud chattn a litll whil Libettr <Qf\ tbe Pa·ess. Around ,bill' wllJ$t I put my arm- 1 t felt as sofbas cake, \011 7 dear,\ says she, what ltberly \on l'riDten:uen do taJw I ' Why ye~ my Sal, my charn11ng gal, • (I sr1ueezed her some, I guess ) Can yo\\\\Y 1li:Jght, roy love, agamst 1 ho freedom of the Preas q, I k1ssed her some-~ I dtd, by gum' !>he Col<>red l1ke a beet U 1 ~,:~J~~:~~~~;~~':r~~:~r~· with wit bl'll\ue of grid is 'frlho1o a Flo!!en open prepoilscssllT!!! countenance was biOuuht J. mrute '\ .,.... h th~rovrin,.,· '===;=::;:;:=;::;!;=':::~~\'=~~~=\\\\\\' j ti~n engineer of the sixtMntb century, died of u9 for stealing a Jady\s bonnet f1 om a mJllme- ftii;ftl~etpal•tridgeiiwe:re(lr~llll·l~i~tj~; F .. tho Peopto•r Pr .. s. grJef at h!tviri'g oe'ca'sfbned c~rlafn \nuntfuttona ry ~tore in Secona Btreet It is not a common Ten Years Ago. in the Tuscan ;::;tate T1guJa~, !i Ger!Dan ju- event, in tne course of human affan•s, for a ponrny ltvmg •oul she looked Almost too good to eat I J gave nnother buss and then Says she, \1 do conf< ss, I rather kmder sorter hke ' (tltris<!fil•eb~neholy musie~ans were to tho golden f~~~~~~Jp~a~a~~~u~a~w~ay. A :P .A.RO.D¥ riat, dted it~.1599, at tb'e,ag~ Q{ sevi'WY se~rs, 11oung man to stl!oJ a bonMt-indeed, tbc case ef t~e, lngJm~!tu4e of a Ger~m 1 was emgular en<;tugh to excite general cu1'tosl prince whom he served Sir ~Qh'l Cbeck,J>_n j ty, the Mayor hlmselfseemed at!Xtbus to know Long time ago, in my boyhood's ).>rime, When my yenrs wel e few and rosey, e~oont E11ghsb st~tes,r;D.l\11 m:td scll.o]:>r of thq/ why John's pickers shtmld have fallen on a Then I chased the butterfly G'cr the hills stxteenth century. dted m the year. 1§57, m 1 bonnet ratl1er than a bnt-Ior the bead pte~re The freedom of the Press \ Ob, llJy! And gathered the wildwood posey; ·--··'~''\\' tlurd year.cf h1~ .age, u:~, cgnsequ,enca 1 he wore was entitled to repose after a long Then don't yon :remem bel' sweet Jlfm>y, dettr Ned, f oft ~~~\\Vit1g CJI~&lled by 9Jlc,en :[\ilfl.ry and and faithful service The snug cot at the font of the m.ountallt. heJr,gliDi!!tllfS, .througll; fcall of deQ.~b, t\l re-I \Why a.d you steal the bonnet, John Mo n.~ brnvrny arm beclasped her Watsi,-- With love tbe1r eyes did burn \From his warm hps she snatched a taste, And then he t~ated bern ' :ye~ro ..Uit'ltlrkai~·et•ei-<>T-~ti'l furnish 1111~ !O uol!IIY m 1lh!l liU!lP ij\!idy ®ll, Protest11nt flllth Tllo f&mOUJll ;ponp~ll • ' or the swe<>i splll kUng f<>nntaln 1 F'r~lllih ri~i~cy 9f til~ ~w•Mth ~e\~~l A.,.. tl Ah ~lllll' 11ot1M' it11 11. 111!~1 ill!lte!tM ~ub- lfhq mamtniUe!LtJie et~·nJty_ qf Ip1Ltter, 4 Ject, a~~ I d rsther say nothmg about It, If Its 1a the same way, through having been all'fhe same to you and tbe otHer g~ntlemen '' • ._~·;Lt.'- compelled to deny hi~ iloetrin~, ab-'~ a c11rtrun \Have ,.ou a W1fe '\ ...... bX\ook 't u ~ - J' ;r(i,ve~,t~smeHiJ~g clover 1 LIUIII, a Dcuedllltmc monk, ~ll~lllllii~ 1 11 •~ ~~>J~ \1Dwll a one \ to :rhltt..hns gon~ th~:Pugh grief, m hisseventy-fifth yea.f, because \:/J. motner or sister 1• !'or th~ r enpl! 1 l're_u~ Lilemry cuno~Jllc8, ;MR E:nn~Knowmg you to he a. great of11temry eurtoatt1ee, I cncluoe ynu twD that hav<> lat~ly found the!.l' wny mto my drawer bec6m:ls tna.t sweet brow passitrg wonders, \ i~t th1s all ot lif~ ~\ Has qm:no:avn;qts with eighteen hundred t.;,,o\if•o¥~ I It is the Russtan sys of soldiers, F0 1 d1ers by their fixed stations, Wild weeds grow a'll over the>garden, lli youth whom he had c~nver~cd from heresy \ Not a taste please your honor\ The Uttlecsw;ng•.gate all to rmn has gj)ne had fallen baok mto h1~ furU)er Slllful state \Then whiLt use d1d yov mtend to make of An.d tit!> path that led np to the fol,ll)ta 1 q, S1bouyah, niL Arab1ao grammaclan of the the bonnet 1 \ The first one was handPd to me by the Prmmpal of the best school m Greene County •Tts very sigmJican t J fut,t\iliure/fcir the married In bar woman nothing to do nut smile, captivttting, and admire herself 'I eighth century, dted of gr•ef because, in a \Jlfust I tell your worshtp 1 Why, th~n, 1t They tell me my rosey-cheeked 'Mary IB de!Ld--1 disC\I~SIO.U winch he had w1th another scholar was takmg Nelly <'alfahan over Schuylkill last • • o e •Ime, the Cahpl! Haroun AI Raech1d dtd Sunday, that led\ to the whole calamity The The other was found posted up m the ball one of our greatest AmeriCan Semmar1es That she dled years ago, broken hearted • f th ,. J w a a• well btl\ made the matble Venus !nltuir di\i~ss; ing l'oom 1 And then sb&cast& her ey•&!l:ver·thef 0 p 1 aning circle of her acquamtance. For aught she of marrted couples aJe 11reen curtains In the mint:•b·lc<ilollie.stl~ey ha.c their private hahi- Now the sods of the valley lie over 'bead , Oh, I dreamed not' thts when we parted not .eomtude w1th )!tm m h1s qpmton on a eer- old scratch lnstigated me to k 1 •s ber among am weary of l!fe-1 feel lonely and sad- tmn gramm~ttlcal potnt Th!l Spaniw theolo- j the blackberry bushes and she fit agnmst the sees, they are quite satisfied 1Milih th;e butterfly existence W'o111en, fnvolou~, mea on th<> cos:comb order-a:U but Httr've~ Fay- ~hiilill··~n are brought up'by sub- the•p~crelots, ot 1ft be latter wt•h ftn.ler•nn>enO. fb~ SUbJeCtiOn of the But reJOice that thts guerdeon ts gtven, gum, Valentia showed lumself, by all accounts, Ctnhty till her straw llonnet was used up hke As. I weep many sad, hitter tears, dear Ned, qu1te JlB l!Uscepttble 1 he d1ed tn the year 1508, a crunched.egg shell \ That I 11 meet my dear l\laxy 111 lteayea, at tbe nge of fifty-two be®IA!1'l tll10 Pope ••· «'Their, aU.,\ said she' u yon have ruined THE PEDAGOGUE SrLE~cED -\I ~p mi buoy tBttack tu hoam Last freeday after Noon ther apperc• tow hey a Grate Ele oft' hohel wh1n 1 whant m• buoy tu lwam pies~ nQt tro- hel your Selph so Muteh a Bout 1t he 18 talented and mteUectual, o\\ns X soul , llUSSl[~D perfect, that 1t IS liDpOSSI· any thmg more un.form !ltil$nl~sih.n tJ,oil~>~• Tbe1r dress thetr march Rondout 1 No~ 1953. FANNY. proaqhed htm for ha~ mg fals1fied a passage of me'\ St Augu~tme The French h•stortan, A vrig !! How's that '!>• l!a.yJI I J·~~- M--- \ and is not dependent on. a moustache o French boots fin' hts happmeas, is refined 1 all ~~· 1 ~, 1 r •.. a!Jo;l. l:ttStes, and a gentleman. m the h1ghest ~enae cf lhe woxd Can smg the soul out !of you and make ttme fly faster than than aby man yoil e\\r saw (Mas there mustalw*ys he., \but'') Harvey. too pserlessHarvGy,!hlld one ~ad foible-and. ih was that, wh1clk clouded K1tty'S' hrow and snddened her h~art; True 1 i!\, .. ,.,,. it had not as yet become a Ji~ed h:tb•t, but where Vi as the seeunty fur the futnreU And so K1tty sat leanmg her eheej<. on forest hand. and wondermg 1f a woman s poler,wtth Vemson and myself then started on a trot, the~r very phys~<>gnom>es eoery where 1 hts ah:n~ .. st I\JI<ltc pl'ominent m the Guard With hgbt ha1r and ln!·n ··'n\''h'·\' p~t~y ana the tne'n wtth eyes mto another. Tb~!•*c•issiive\liJ!I~il'lirleeLforced 111 the Rus da:ralliel ••incle the ttme of the Rct1sian. soldier is not allowed r.mti~KiiiUr u\\\'N• BtillleBs to CJ'JUCI&e Tlu~ g<Vt~n r .. e to ntaoy eto order bemg somet1mes Jetter One day, a sbtp, vfflcefrs and sold1er~ 01;1 hoard. ntce tact. and ddicacy, was not bestO}Wed for w>th our eyes upward to follow th 1s lrvmp: somethmg better than to favor her o\{n selfis~q Jme, and after havmg proeeeded a quarter of purposes 1 Harvey was sensttlYe pr(/ud and mile 1t became so confused and scattered h1gh sp1rited-1t mnst he a very gentJ.e hand that we 11 ave It ull and 1 eturne<L\ that would turn h1m back from thatd1zzy pre \ What now I• t enqmred ctpiCe Could she not sa;va him~ She resolv ' Ill have em • I 11 have em t be rephed ed to try- she would e3:er~ her power ( They ean t cheat old Vemson I ve hunted The order was pass sruve, m the first place the Gttand. So, of eacb pcrsun they su<Jce~di~d[io.gel\ti\~g hold. th~y anxwusly m onee~r Eome noble purp<Jse the cntters more nor forty :years and I all~r\ Tt wa,s a gay scene-that ball roof I The take em when l. trtes Ill draw a couple of farry forms that fh>ated down the dal1oe wtth op em. • , flowmp: tresses and sparklmg eymr anflsnnwy Vemson took tw;~ lll.Ore ptec.es of honey, and officer of the Guard 1 1 he m~•utl1s of these unfortunates, ttD:ljwEJr, SO they Wei e allowed time, 1t betng very dusty ered to water the field e!JJ~a~:ea in this duty, lt.came nA:~v'\'' but the sold1ers cuntmued It was suffiCient destructmn of the winter necks m1ght have bew!lde,;ed tile s'<•lper head pi teed one on each stda of the b >X The bee• of age Soft entrancmg mns1c, bri!haljlt hgbts followed h1m and commenced their work _ and the overpowermg perfume of mynads Very soon, mstead or one, he had three !me- sweet flowers nil lent then- atd to complete estabJished, his hne of honey formmg the base the spell. Kttty ],., as usual, the lbnghtest of a triangle, whtle the bees were all rushmg staT c.f the evemng One cannot gaze long at to Its pumt, on each stde of this tnangle thro a ttm<l for bein11: dazzled and how can[ the middle j.p<~la<le •rv.:Dtre. succeeded With great dilllici~lt:~· ~in !!ettid!! mto the chapel to rescue itt f can only say K1tty was •rres1sta.ble One Thrs uf course, was a demonatratwn minute you d think 1t was in her eyes, then and myself followed up again and sure A& he was retnrmng u.e corrldur enveloped lD the little dimple band that rested on yjour arm enongh w~ bad 'em as he pt•edteted There -tbeu the golden rmglets or tmy r<>et that they wete, roanng m the top or .. great oali I SD~ukkl supported that swaymg graceful figbre like thunder eommg m and going out, wheel- to her eyes, whether black, blue, or hl'zel, you mg up and down through the a1r as thopgh eonld u.ot tell You only knew 1t l'''\ very \\me great<>elebratlOn was gomg on [t seem ll!>ngerous looldn 0 at them long at o; ljime un- edthat tl>ewhole htM of wotkers must have less you had made up your mmd to broken forth to capture and carry a. way Vem· an mnndation, ~)limed dr<>W1>ed rather than lea~e his We!IK1tty recetvid her ~·m·s hoMy lmx age wttb her usual sweet noJnelmlam•~e, and ' w,n they sung' mq111rod 1 -Ij 11 .posea 1 of I' thts wonderful sab- now accepted the a~m of a gentlierr1in to tbe ' Soma folks they will,' he replied \If lorilini,.~!,otl··~~•robdl~h· I m great part the result 8Upper tab e where Wit flew hke th~y hate a man they Will follow h1m a m1le aflpJicJtti\toD of the sttok a wen- corks and hearts were lost and wtth a rund no body knows wh) they bo.te and l 't b f h ~ most nnportant pntt m the ce er1 y wort y\ t •s prngres,.ve n~\'e 1 Hal' they don't until they are trtcd \ rlu,ssia.n <l sokher-wlll be best vey was as ha'ndsome as he w\H cou d be and ' Well that s the next thmg I'm arter and btr mortal lD htgh {!:OOU humor, lind r ... hc•t<•us \ eJnO•!lf put Mo ear to the trunk of' the tree t a~ only be knows how to he in saym~ \'thou ui what tlnrt of tt they< Wera \n addr~~s~ilil! mtnse~jr. 1 co sand brilliant nothmgs workm \ He hotenM awhtle but they warn t K1tty ful1owed htm wn;h her eys;s and l<>w down he know :d. fOr he dtdn t bear em h•m before long retire to a side table and turn- hnmmm\ lie thougblr the honey was \out ing out a glass of wtoe, held tt to bts 1 hps In the way blgh up s~mewhet<>\ So at the an msta.nt sb<>,\ ashy h1s sid\ 1 tree he Went With hiS axe and tn an half an \It 1s mme \sa1d she pl:ttylful!ly,lm~ extend· hour the old oak-older, probii.Jilf than any • \ h~r ht~l\ hand. to gra~p •• , bn~ ~<>re· \'''• man on the globe-came down w Jtb ll. crash 1\ deep glow upon he~ cheek, an ea.rneBt; tm· that roused ap all tb ... echoes of the w 1 1Jo\ p~!:lf:!!£ look 111 her eye, ~h&t ijl\jq ~n! th~n her'l•rord~, a\d deepened the blosh .on: Harvey s Upon an exammatwn, the honey \Was temples l ably Vetnson tholl.ght, packed ~tway m •• as you will. fair lady,\ sMd he, ..... ,\' ••·'.I hollr>w of the tree, about fifty feet from aligh~ shade of embanasi1Xllent 1 \ \bp~ where· as a lal'ge knotohole was discerned fore <~>< t ' • the bees were streaming with great '' Oh,\ only a wornan'a wh1m,\ said Kitty - So he Slii':Ved the trunk again \'You .,;reno true knight if you eanlnot s~rve the bottom of the hollow, and there 111 was .,. la.dy wtthout a reason.'' 1 great flakes ptled one '11pon another, some of \I'd serve Y\\ f'orever,\ said Harver, a.s he whtcu bad beet~~Jroken hy the fwll of the tree, looked up<1n her cba.rmmg countenll.l!Ce and wer,. dr•r~ulg and ooztng< out\ tllet1' wild \Tben drmk a<> wine to night n!nless l rtehnegg '\ the ~ss fUl.\ yon rt stud she smrling as &It!! ' fhat s the real stuff 'excla,;::Jed V em son , JOtned. the danQers j ; I < somethmg 1 sideB nife:})read ;, ~ '' \Only a woman s wliim 1 ' Harvey dia. not Vem.soli< had..bronght notbtng w1th him to heluwe 1t. .Ht:>w lovely she looked 1 What hold hut honey, ><>ptl I Wall a h&tle cunoUB to ool{ld she mean ~ Gould rt be she thli!ugbt him 1l'ow be would manage hie eut the tree i~ danj;et '1. Had he gone so far, !(!!most 1m· agam above the knot. lluri11g bl!l labor, pewel&il1Jy tu hi!D~elft <;ould Kltty thmk bellS bad settled all over hun. His. band!!, face ~othiM1 Pshaw l lt couldn t b8, and he and \'ll<'i<' were filled, hestdes a cjtcle o£ them dr\\W hlm!llllf prondly up It> musb he some that w,ere angr1ly w heel:ng about hl8' ·'\'\'\'·.. girlt~h. non!;ense\\--lo wager. or bet of1sorne kind But he heeded them nut, except by an -W t)lat.•lllplo~lng, tlimtdlook! Oh' there wh1ch was stgrulleant uf ptty ra musJ; be somethmg l)l>t after all He would ther tha.n rage oot b« SG tortu~ed, he would know before he \Now s8.ld 'ieinson, 'When h1s work was utlhe~· :J·,'·ithtr~,.llreltori strong\ young sold1er, \suppose take them~ ' be another th:og 7 H'' we ordlc~;,a t•otf~kje them we .hall take them \ Snnta Barbn;ra a great ou lhA:nn woman, who has hved :ncoU~'Ilrmn the Island of San N 'mllall'l ISland abont 45 m1les frotn ) donng wh1ch face of a; hnman bemg This i>lla~•.d l!tlts•.Pn~~e peopled by g. tribe of In· ~orth~es~ tr~bes tir<!~eJrve the remnant fro•= ilf>•l !lept that mgbt fimsbed, the tree cat, the knot-hole stopped, There s an end to all; things and balls are and t!>ll whole t!li\ned upside dowo, \tJui.t'sl most I!IJ!;pilicantcpho~rllc,~·r, :no exceptlen Happy cavaliers w~re perfQ:;m- wha~ I call a nat:rl)'l hl>e-htve, and we'll jus~ 1 m'e'l·~~li PJ!:••k,ihgj U,I/ .. ilf'!.fe•y.n.rticje\'-~'£. iJI./!; tlio agreeable duty <If setting ire£raetory stuff m a. little dry grass on and tben .shawls upon round white sboalders • R1ro I II be ready to move\ \.Move 1 \ l,•exlolaiim•·l iettoil\ wqe to he tled under swan life throa.t• ed, \move l You don!t el!;peet we WIU. garry These intermediate matters bem~ conclud a. tree do you 1 \ .ed, Kitt~aeMpted Harvey M her e!!1lort home \ Two or three on em, I 'spect Veinson They talked about a thonsand httlb nothings that:••~ 7J G \~ ,., Tbe 'l'a!es of\ Old. ny, bora at Caen, m the year 1675, d1 ed w1th \Why says stie, \you've ktssed the head gr•ef when s•xty s•x years of Jlge on aQcount off of me, and sp1led my best bonnet, bestdes of some changes w luch Lullement, the prmter, and if that s not rUlnatton I d like to know had made in hts w.o!'k$ The lta.han pbllo•o· what is 1 \l.OT!s r-Eef anny won has Founde robm- eons algcbray wd grat1fi tbe oner veuy muo by brmgm it R'm No 751--nowmber 4th Uper haul old btldm The tales of old, that nerved the bold To deeds of love nnd duty, That woke the Sigh, or d1mmed the eye, 0~ 1nnocenoe and beauty I Who heed them now I The ohrlli:ng btow An 1 colJer l1en1 t reprove them, Forget the l~ys of anc1ent days, As those who once could Jove them' Around the beal'th with honest nurth, Our f~ttbers gathered druly, 'Twas good to see bow merrtly The moments passed, and gaily' The Je•ter there, msp1red by cheer, Wquld tell hts quamtest story, Wh1le mmstrels cume, and sung the fame Of those ellBhnnetlm glory Those tales of old were often told By ptlgrtm, monk or frmr, Who sung of war, 1n regmns far, Where vsJor IIDght nsp1re' Of gallant deetls, ..vbere, once achieved, A host could not repel them, For themes hke these our sne-s would please, Aml they alone could tell them A. !llotber and her dying Child. MOTHER Ah 1 where s my pretty blossom gone,. In :whlCh my heart delrghted' l\Iy httle buLl wns scarcely blown- By cruel wmdo was blrghted I snw 1t droop 1t's httle head, I .saw 1t s bea.ut1es laz~gursh, I ~aw 1t s tints began \to fade, WL:ch fi!leJ my heart With angwsh, I shll had hopes tt would revive, An<l al111 5 cl1~rm5 r~cowr, Until I saw thel'oo nM'h•e. It from my heart to sever Oh ' earth, thy charms yield no rehef To th1s poor achmg bosom, In pens1ve s1ghs I II vent my grtef, F( r thee my absent blossom C H 1 L Ij 04_ t ,t.';,~,ih,e.r t mother t \!-e~§C tO 1J;lQUrD. 1 Look Ull to th1s hr1gh,t bower, Dchold what beauhes DQW adotn Thy pnce P,OOr dytug !lower. ~----~-- • - Tile First lliarrbtfe• !t IS not good, JEHOVAH 1lOJd, ,~ ~hat wa!l,shvnld be alo11e, } We 11 m~ake for h!m ~ belp·mate pham, Bone of hts VOI'l! bone- To h~0i~ ~nrer of h1s JOY, The ~ohee oF 'bls life The vrih~les§ angel tl1en was sent, • Intenaelf for ii W1fe J .\;): uu ~ ~ Wh,o JPV~s tlti& WO!Dnn to thi& man' The m1ghty fath•r cnetl. I do th,e preCIOUJl bopn con(er, The Son of God reJ?hed Then to the man, by Heaven WIIS linked, ~ The sweet ang~lc fair 1 When next 1 \he li?lJ' \sp1~it came Ant! blessed the bappy p111r ' ' . For b~rde and groom m Edon's bowers A ba~quct rare ')VaS spt ead- The Muses came from Purnrl].5e And neck d tlte brulal bed; '!'he sl'otlcss guest~ that btd them joy Were angels 1'rom ajww, God ;,nile and watch'd', and tted the~ heax ts With stlken cortls of love pher, Uhod•gmus, who d1ed of grwfm 1525 'Never mind\ saysT, \t'he•es not much because Francia I had been made prts<IMr at harm done yet, and Ill pay all the damn· the battle of Pavm was seventy-five years of ges • age S&veral pe,.,nns m Fr~tl!lce di~ of gnef, \ Says she, \ Jf yon don t get me another 1n consequence of the assassmatton of Henrt Q.onnet you Wtlliarn, 1'11 sue you f'or h,gh Quatre. Guillaume Dupmt Bishop of Cler- trnyson \ mont dted from a less sertous cause the oha- \And so you see, your honor I was obliged grin whtcb caused h1s death was attributed to to do 1t\ the fact of h1s havmg been compelled by the \To do what\ dean, a chapter of hts cathedral, to cut oil' his ,/To get another bonnet There was no beard The etrcumstanca IS thus related by shyin oft' 1 the bonnet had to come by hook or the l:hronicles of the t1me '' Gutllaume Dn crook, and so I boo'ked it, If I must go the prat p< seeseed the most beaubfnl beard, that voyage let me weak a word of adVIce to the up to thts t1me had ever been seen in France young men which are now present, standmg Havmg presented h1mself on Easter-day at Ill so1emn silence around tb1s mclosure Take hta cathedral to ns•tst m the performance of warnin by my melancjloly fate nnd k1ss the dtvme serviCe he found three canons awmt- gals moderate, don t smash thetr bonnets-- mg his arrtval the dean held m h1s hand a Ana now, gents, I am read;r to suffer I hope patr ohmssors and a razor, nnotber boy a copy the gent who is taking down the proceedmgs of the stututcs of the chapter, wherein 1t was will stntlfy th~tt I bore tt With manly forti stated that in order to enter ibe ch01r, 1t \as tude Its a crushing alfatr, and T have a necessary to have the beard shaved, and the sneakin~t notion ihat my heart is crushed th1rd pomted out the Btshop the spot wherelll worse than Nelly's bonnet these fearful commands were inscribed As The mJ!Imer lady from whom the bonnet the dean was pr.eparmg to commence opera wus stolen, was deeply affected and con•ider twos on the beard of the prelate, the latter mg that the theft was comm1tted under the took to fhght m dtsmay, exchnmmg, •· Spare mfluen<Je of' \afmightl\ love,\\'she declined to my heatd and I wtll renounce the btshoprlc 1\ prosecute, :.tnd .aftei\ter earnest request, the Sut the p•tJie•s dean contmmng the put· erring lover was set at hberty smt:, razor m band, all tbat was left for £he Lbhop was to seek safety m hts chateau of Beauregurd Eventually however, he ceded to the rtgorous canons of the chureh, but the mortJllcahon consequent on the loss of h1s b~nrd threw htm mto a fever, of wh1ch he fi· oally died ' A. stl\iking SljDile. A raMnt Swissttaveller descrtbes a v•llage m the Grtson countr_y ~nated on the slope of a great moun tam, of whiCh the ~trata shel~e in the dlreotlP., ,£' t}l., p),.oe ll\S\' '\\\!5• ..di rectly ovexbang111g th~ v!llage, and massy Know Your Uusbaud's Income, enough to ~weep the whole of1t 1nto the tor- \ rent below, have become ijep~rl\ted from the We hear 1~ frequently as~ertcd that extrav course of ages. by gr.eat 1hssures, and now SIG~ED ~ RvMATICK Snn!NT. Monstrous E:du\lndon. Some of the papers are wondermg what grves the public snch a morbtd taste for exh1· bit10ns of monstrous people such as tha wo- man who we1gbs 700 p mnd• and tSllo fat that her shadow makes a grease spot every ttme the sun sbtnes at her , and the bearded lady , and the poor .stck man who hes constantly m a lethargtc sleep etc Th1s morbid cur10s1ty 1s •'natut• '~ Every one bas read or ought tD have read, of the overture made by a ragged urclun m cons1deratwn of some ref1eshment whtch he ardently desired ' BJll, sMd he, \tf ycu 11 g•ve me a. btte of that ere \ll.pple I II show you my sore toe ' ' This is a calculatmg 3gll If a gentleman should faU m love w .th an angei before he proposed, he would mquue for how much her wmgs would sell And tf the pnee met 1ns v1ews he would woo her, and then, after mar· rmge, convert her golden harp and roo-y wm\'ll into\bank stock. l;e$, he would, and the world would comphment b1m for hrs prudence Everythmg 16 money made, men, women and cbrldren Shouldn t wondm· tf the spb.lres re- fused to make musiC any longer without pay 1 or 1f the old moon were to rcl•el and stake for h1gher wages than mere poet10 homage, great evil of the age Husbands scarcely ailher to 1t When they gtve way pall!i•~,~>lw:l.y a~e fond of exprtttmg on th•• sub the vtllge U)USt perish ' 1t 18 only a qnestwn In the examination of an Irish case, lJefore the Court of Magistrates, fvr assault and tat· tery, the counsel, m cross exammmg one of the witnesses, asked h1m what he bad .at the first place they stopped 1 He answered, 'four glasses of ale \ ' What nest q \Two g!OE&- es of w1ne \ ' \Vhat ne.x.t 1: 'One glass of brandy '• 'H llat next ' 1J. fight o! Qourw.' [Prov Jour J{;!!!J;' A young lady once hmted to a gen· tleman that her t!Jimhle was worn out, and asked what reward she sh9uld recei-re for her industry He sent a new thtmble w1th the followmg lme• I send yuu IL thimble fur fingers mrnhla, • Wh:ch t hope wH!Ilt when you try it, H will last you lor>g tf 1t s half as •trong AB the lnnt yon gave me t1> buy 1t. ll~f9f!l ~lletr Wives, or before fem~tle na 1 t o£time, and catastrophes !Day ha:ppen at any ~ra, whom thGy tlllk to lU• order to talk at 1 do.;y Por ;re<>r• past eng•tiMrs ha.v<> bMn sont thmr spouses, But 111 justice to tbe lad;es, !Jl from tn:n~ to t1111e, to Ill}!asure tbe wtdth o[ should be flald that men are qlllte a 13 extrava tl!~ fisances, who report them constantly in- gant as women If the latter have & '!l'eak- creasing The VIllage for more thau Qoe gen· ness for laces, s1lks and line furmture, the for eiatlon !;aTe been fully \l.Ware oftbetr danger, mAr are JUSt as fond of mga~s. cltam_pagne and subscripjillns have been once or twma opened horses Many a husband, who grumbles at in the cantons and m Gernlany. bo enable them what he thinks the extrava.gllilt sums pa 1 d by t<> remove? yetc they hv:e on in the1r doomed bia wlf11 fot 15l<>>'e• 1 el.oes and ba .. dkerebleti dWfilltllgB from year to year, forttfied jlg&inl>t Qpends twtC9ltB much annmiJ!y on oystereund the ul!.,m!J:e Mrtnintv Md dn~ly pr6hab1Jity of ten pms The tbmgs the wif~r f~mlnee are destt·uel\iM by the .common sentiment-dungs moteover the more re\h>ed of the two • m'Id ~ may la•.t. ~l.!~ir Yime•nul. :n9 Jon!>\'r It Is need: tha wlrole are, perhaps, qni,t\l' as 111ileforl asth'e less to .say htrw.::J~~ncb of thts popular fatah•m others Fuir pla.Y has not been g1\en to the ia exh.ibl~ in the haliitaal acqui.esanee ef ~A-lawyer received the followmg not<! sex The men who do most of the editing mllde~n soc~e~_y m tile P.<!llt!Calms&ttutiona nw scc-panymg a boquet over m lndian11. wrttmg and pa)ing, have raised the cry of ex ?el' whr.eb: 1t bv;es Thll c~.acka and ctev•ces. 'Deer-. against tile l~d~es until a popular ~n the mountam wh10h p~rbanga the oldpriV· f \t send u bt the boy a bucket of Jltmr.s- •dea .ha\ r•sen that females are constttutwnal tlil.ge-founded Enropean,syst.em, are constantly j 'fbey Isltke rn1 luv fur u 'The mte shll.id ly gre~tter ap~ndtbr~fts ~]1 11 n male!! lt 18 the sounded bflllXplover&, and tbeJJ\ repq.rts are 1 meens kepe dark The dog feml meens 1 am oid ~l:pi:y of ~e lwn phlntin~ hls omn vutues never r.e-assu~:~ng 1 ., e rure more &nd tmore con· nre slave, We presnma at the outs<4,that.~ '!...,talk- vmced nH\le lllmlllnr<I;Y ~>f th~one~ and com 'R11sisfa1de and pos 18 pall, iQg to l'ensihle women By & se~stble woman monWI)l1>tt.ha 1 .p.;lit!en1sagMlty whoJily f!!.tls to 1h lav fur u shall never fale\ in th•s 1nstance, we mean qne who. 1 f a w•f~, ~ev~a1.to »• th11 manner. of 1iheir ~elconstru~ makes he~ Jmsh!tlldB JnterOilt her mv;n, and tu.ul' Ylltw<> liv<>on m !1. ktnd of provlBlonal who IS tbe'l'eforo, nmaoos tp spare him nnne• safety, r~COJJmled to tile gon$>nt J;L~ghbo<hood c~ssary anxwty and to Jaber w 1 th hlm to the of dangers, aglliln&t whmb., appt.m~tly, we can ext.ent of her ah•hty to lay by somethmg for no bettct gua!rl oui!Selves than the :V!llagem the•r old age, if not for the futu~e estabh~b- ea.n pre:tcnt t,b.e fall of4ihetr rocks ~A down east Jllllitta cap tam, on re ce1nng a note from a l.>dy, requestmg the '-plea~u:re of hll! oompany, nuder~tood lt 115 11 comphment to these under h1s OQmrnand, and marched the whole of them to the lady s house t chtld~en The wtf~ who bas not 5YIIPP•tltt\J >;Vhh her hufbapd but whiJ I'll _ n\\e•• as a maans of enabhng • her Ther~ JS at Saratoga Sprmgs a Newfound· Qur renders eannot haTe ·expetuii·ocly;is ~nworthy of the name 'land dog, that for the last year and a half has A I:.eac Frum Jlastory. H;..,~ A man re<>cntly pur~ha~ed a lm:k of sausf\'ges, ••long drawn out ~ and was nt'llrly chokea to death by a pwce of brnss collar mar]l:ed Ftdo fLow the collar got mto the sausage, 1s the questiOn dept <l;evot 10 a of Henry (lay to .hu.no:rs of a companion for watched the npproach and departure of the Ouring hts last ~peech on the m no serise the help mate, l'atlroad: cars from that place The anima! ~lr Clay had made an appeal to patr-IOt- was called tn the old Saxon, Slle was ace~<Ientally left\ ~t Sararoga about 18 '\m of the SeJJ!I<ta:i E;v.ery one was moved a drag un ber husband, QOt an asstslant to mo11ths ago, and s!nce that time not a train ~ 1 am afraid ofhghtning\ murmc1ed a pretty woman, during a thunder storm - .. Well j'OU may be,~ stghed a despamng ador- er, \when your heat't l>! steel'' the • old man eloquent\ save one As Mr. C. h1m. To aid h1m she should be cheerful sbonld has departed nM one arriv'ed, but what this de· too'k his seat ffie'profonnd siiGnce which fol- order her house ~ell, ani! above all should voted dog ts in the depot, anxmusly and fatth- loweff'tbe ctotiing'of rna oriffion, waif broken strretly avmd extravagance, and to aoh1eve fully watching for b1s master For eighteen onty bv Jol\rl p Hale M~ Clay bad c~olled the latter there is no bettew w.ay, pro:o;J~ed Bhe ]opg month!! hG has never failed to be on the oh bts ll.nd is a woronn of sense, than tQ know bt@ tncome. gronud lie examines every straagllr mmute ~Lodg~ng6 a're so scarce m Australia, .md ralf:y trttbe ly but makes acqnarntance with no one No tb.at,men p;tty a tiollar for lymg\' the gutter,' fla1e waS' the'o'tily tine w lio rt!plte\l to Tani~g an~t ~~~c,'ipg. body: kno,w• wheM he eats sleeps 1>r any thing o,nd jjJty cellts extra fur re•hng tberr heads statesmni\' He satd that fur OnB; This custom, wbulli 1iad grown info disuse ft'trther ab'oot lhm, than that he bas11ot fuuuil 1 <>J>. the curb stone 1 about whulli nettber cared, when Harvey cut a ~oz it11:D short very suddenly 'i'ltth • • M••a Gray, will yon tell me rrankly why you tabooed tba.t gum !l)f lfll!Bl':t wtlltng to make a living tomb srooe <>f J'ust prior to the RevolutiOn, v.bea 1 t wa& b'fl{'mastei\: D61!8 not the ease cl' bnts dl)g .,_--.,.-~-~~~~ b d , M s.. \' 'ih 1 \ \'''\' '\ ·nst = • H • ~The propr1etur of a bone m1ll ad vet tt· fnr any one or any o V r Cllliy rose, I ~,,vi•••it with great avidtty, w the cost of vel- mrnts a essun '\u urI ru\\'on·• eretsati ~· b nU•onilrioot; ' ·' t\ • ~~ t<.J • ll '\' d ·' •es that those sendmg tltezr own bones to be Slmtlar 10 cheeks yet wet w1tb: tearJ!I, a11d tnrnmg custom boose officerli;~ak:es its data or ms u.n~e or· UU ,.,ng VIg anca anu evotioo ' '4~ \' Th \' -A ~ \' \' d d .,.. ground, WJII be attended to With punctuality ta•Wleas ~lorious awntrenance on the mlliD tbat , n'\\''\ from the followmg''vnulhn~h'eail s;;..)s, 9 uog nu.ioS un;y a<ter ay, an wee\ after Stitched hill\ gar- quo.tled beforshim repl•ed, \No one wo'\\'~' reign of' R!Clilifd :C11!ur ile Leon, i1f week for the arrival of his master, and not- and dtspnteh All Kttty s ,praeticed self-puss:Me:ton !Jar \She hesttRted tli wound lm<'fe,eH,ng!J;- Nb I 'she would not falter Sile Bald Ill' a ele~U'V-Ipr.:>dri·ced ~ vmae, whrle' her lung lltShes I!'Weyt he~ t\west'~i-irez••j:p~[Lhg ~e~~ ·~o~~i~. m<>llt!, Ui,,;~P. ma;de.ofslll!iro bones of fish ::;be deem for :a.n 1nstsmHhat too gentlema!l was enacted, \ff any mah n.etalh>n with fheft Wtths.tand.\ng he hW~ bee1;1 .gone for !lll<lh a ml?td\l>:rtf~ bl>nt naif, and sharp~ New Hampshire would make any anch or pickory, otnd therein ellll'I!Jeted, he sha;lf !ilngth of time, sternly refuses to ackoo\ledge ~Mamma \1-ly dear chtld 1 What ar..e yoo Aolllg w1th my nest velvet dress ?'' Child' \l am ·only cu~tmg and contdvir{g~t i'.toek f,,r my doll\ ~niH ll1v fii'il.l1'io!:JI,u:pnn a s'tone H'llr lmes were lice. Bat' if h€1 drd, the following bave his head polled and hob p•teh pouted mw~h~l' I beatltif'~lliy l>wi~t~·d f•om the' sl\\\\'s' of '!lmrte would he wr1tten m letters of gold dpon his pate, and upon that feMber» of ~onm ~ A young cok>l'ed girl beltmging to undelrtakelrh•nimo:)j a specteb of fox wbrch tomb stone lle<e l•e• a man who l01Jtd h!S eoun- or ~ushion shllKPD 11loft, that be way try bel!tr than h!mself~ The vmoe of Clay, the ther•by be known ae s tbie'f a'lltl' noli t'hene;tt q_uest,ion invofveil, t!t,e noblenes• pf thl) •enti- arrivals of the shipS to anylan;J, b~,RUt forth 111ent 1 were all m such nolent cqntrast with of the con'lpany to ~eehli. ht~~uve~\tlrM ~tlfunt Hafe, that even he felt it So~er!Jil all hope of .retorn to ts fauows.\ remarked that it was tqe lirst tilne they seen Hale show his discomfiture and amte&t:, 1 wh1ch was 1ndeed 9V0l'Whe1Ditni ~ Scl&'ffueSll 1s bas~ ud bat~fnl, cons1de~th not Itself' - ' ' Secretary Gu<ltne,JW 1!1~~ m ~>barge oF one of • ~~A 81 gn m Ann J>treet, S..srol>.i re~ Ms clarki who *¥'tnlnng he~ fr!lm Lomaville 1 <ILoJge>8 token m '' We guess there iJ no de- to W asbmgtun, escaped e;t Cmcmnati lllSct ceptlon alxiut that <shingle'' week, and 18 now ;n Canada ~The str1l&t beg~ma of N\' Jterk a't'C ~ Fannj Fern has 1ll press a holiday I on a •tr1v(l, 'I'hey \Tefuse tv tab ~thinl1i l!oo\ entitled \ Lillie Fern~:· - less thllll II>IHJ1tll®. \' •
