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I c r e S e P T ^ R I N T I N G M m u I ii - a I f c u W s T i i N E p ^ A G E ^ B \ F a n i = n t c v t ^ M OH A W K v a l l e y B E G IST E R Jfiitincv's St|iirtni(iit H'lUa ««<)». ’’i'lia jii(]iu*umt‘nf« 1 h - 1 i I uufc tu fiinniim to jilaufc a liivgrt tiiidag Lfwp w«ro novHi' Tuur« liBttm'irig lliau at tUn ptmott (iint!. Wheat. j» ]iig]a»v tliirt Uay than «ver IvHown befuva ^ in Nuw Yurk, lual ao uf all uth«r gi'ain.— And tliefiu laigi*. iJiici'S am aut «ntir«ly the result Hpfiuilatiuii, halt'd iipoH )iiiru])wm wap uewa. liuh'jH'iuk*nt «it' the m ar denumd, there is a si-uvelt} i)f lii fUilsthUk aliruad, whieh liijs nlieiuly ihawri utf the hiirjilusut' our erups, until lliu pih’e in Jillei’teil hjAhe Hutural law of (htumnd and supplj ,, The aujiplv luu ing I'eroliie tAliiillsttal, lUld tlu* great .VtlUTif.iu gniiuuj in a measure emp tied, llm wmhi i-ulls Ilium the tiUlUurrt tu I'ulili it. Tlieiti jn niii)Ui'*r deiiiuTid turgiuiu ()esides the (uivlgu oue, whU’h Will jlpeVt'hl pl'iees t’lulii leeeding laduu the paying|miid. fursmeiid ^iiius tu nmie, mal that Is fuP tlie juiiueu-e iiiliiihel' ul hands elivphijed iu liuiidiug railuiads. The work euuuut ]iU uuddeul) sfupju'd, ()u luatlei'wind Ihe-ppes- aui'u may he ujmii the iiiune.Y ill' grailvliiar* ket, Ijee'iiusutu stop ihurii \\uuld hu rtlill tO t)iu eupitulists. When amuTent unco forma n (duiuiiel, it, is diltieuU lu tui'u its c.uurse, Thu prudtU'ia uf tlm Aim-rieari liinnep h,a\o latuly fallen into a, elmuuel, uheve the oiu- reiit uf trade is swiTpitig fliimi uiitvard tu malts hefoiu unknuwn, prudiu-iug priees hefuve uuthuu_t<lil uC. \Vu tiiul'i'ful'u I'uUTlSul tmr (‘imntiy frit-ud.i tu prepme fur u great spring ci’up. Let tlit-m puw all the, uata they eau get ililu the gtuuud iu guild order, in proper season ; then plant (■urn upon ev ery nere iu guud eulidiliuU wliU'h eau lie ijiiVuted to llml ei’up, latt them also SuW huekwlu-at, (umip> and eui u for fodder, HO tluit they eau sl II a large puitiuii ut all thu grain prudue.ed. At the West, and partienlarly In Hmilli- era Mieldgaii, Nmtlmru Imliaiia and Uh\ unis, spring a lieid is mom tateiisively sown than llie aiafer variety, Ji'auoeiis in that reginu should nut iiegleet the ]iivsejit op portunity to make 4 paying eiuji uf tins grain, Hpiing a heat sown early, rarely fails npuii n pmiriu faiii), where winter wheal is very tUieellain. If jioSsihle, it shunid. lie siiwii in Fehrnarj at any rate Maieli slnmld iiol pa-s heluin this crop is 'put, • ■■ ’t - ---- •.'Uiy lu wade over W'e ha\e seen for tiori, clovan or twelfo hmim Iwtwemr tho times whan the am'mnk would itaturnlly nued tVeding.” Ho thinks from this that 0 feeding animals three tlmea a day is nut only nnm‘cussary» hut poBiilvoly injmimw.” If the animal ia M a t u A, M,, and again at noon, thu mrnlnatingpnmssisnot {mm- pletud, and if fed at h tk M., it will not give thu aiiimiiltime tumaatieatu tliu fuuil, ovun hy keeping its grinders in constant motion, so that at thu heat them must he tcnavd on (h« digustivu organs a portion of fund impi'opyiiy maatiiinUHl, causing an ox- tm aniomit of ’labor for these organs, and at rim risk of ungeniluping dlHonsn. IJia praefiue )»as cunlbrmed this tliuory, and im thinks his Stock at htasi: as good as his ludgidiovs’, wlio feed tlireo times a <lny. He ask tliosn who tiiink difruven(ly,t\givu a mason for their belief, and also to ivy a lot led twice a dtiy, ag.'ilnst a lot fad ihvuu times. Wo have ahvnys uonsiilumd it atlvisidiln to fceil animals thmn times a dnj', and have oiisorved animals so fed, tit an ueeasion wlien the noon’s feed liad Isum omitted, manitesi all the symptons of real Image)', uating snlmtanoes which, nnder oidirniry eirenmstanees, they Avoidd not tuneh. Ihit iierhaps wo am wrong, at allovouts, let us havo an evporimunt. linoieE OR kin, L aiirim E ou THE ( hmE 0 ? 'I (IK H m /VLI. pox, iSoAULEp K eveh , aed M ea - MLRS,—^'t he diHeovorer vuiedios tor the olH- ciiey of llie following rcgijiu: On the liist !i]i]ieai'iineo of fever and ir- ritntiun on nslieiiiig iu ntlaeks ilie hidijoin- ed moi|u uf ireaiment shoiili] nl onen ho eiileivd on. Take one grain eaeh of pow» ilernd fox-glovu or digitalis, (vtdiiahlo in |a-< tio of its greeimesH 1 tlie ilark hliunld he Pejueleil) and o)ie of sillphale of P.ilie, (this arlieln is commonly known as while vitriol.) 'rhese hliuiild hu ridihed llna'otighly in a mortar or tdher eoiiveiiieid ve^ael,withfimr five dru|H of water; ihiwduiu', a noggin, nhont four mmeea more, with eume hvr- tip or sugar, .should he added. Of (his mixture a (alile spoonful should hegiieii to an adult, and two teiispooiifnls to a, eliilil, meyv secoiul hour, until lim symp toms of disease vanish. in, even if i is leu'e.'-.-! shoes ill mild lo do it, tydive IniMhe!,'. per uf spiiiig wheat, tliuiigh I ho U-’iia! n'up i.-i far lu low I hat, mainly uwing to tlm iny Imd lieatineliL it ]'eei‘)\es nl the laOtdu ot tlie lalliai\. peaiis iiik I pra--, il Will hu ,-ei ii, are iiilu ted at to ^Hjin per lai'liel. Jiuliioi these are spiing eiup.-<, and liia> he grown with prulit nptiii nhnusi an) farm in the iriiv'ris 'I’o iJ'Aunii!jji«. Peats am generally improved hy grafl- ing on the moimlain ash. Hiil[iliev is taltiahlu In preserving grages, Ac. iVuiii insects. Lard never spoils In warm weather if i( is cooked enough in flying out. In l(■edil(g with corn, sixty ]ionials ground gues as fur as iuu in llie kernel. t'urn meal siionld never he grriuiul very linn to injure the liehness of il. Turnips of small si/e liave duiihlless the niiliiiions matter ihat larger ones have, Willi oiiiuiis may he dr'slmyeil hy cnl- livaliiig eonEplowiiigmid leaving it so all winter. Hnta Haga is Jlie oidy root that iiieivns- csin nnlntioiis (|naliiy as il, ineieasesin si/e, HwTei olive oil is a sure cure lor the him of a ralllesimke, Ap]ily jfc internally atal externally. . , „.I riups ,yu uu I. vermiit aw kept away 111 d, Unit lin y slnmld iiul pUnl godi, ],y sprhdvling of gailm whuii Ihmg .•sp. endly m any part ot <*uimtry. Lastly look at the |niee of pu tallies, which are rmw selling at !?n,fd) jier haiTol—mure pet hilshfl tlian corn, and mom liiau wheat in oidinai) )eaiw. With giaiu liigli, as it certaiid) \ ‘11 he next sea son, piitalo.-s will cuiitinne tu sell at liigli rales alie.r the next elup comes III pel lec tion. I''arniens slioidd make a nuieof this in lime for s|iring operations. Let lliem plant largely, 'flie nups will he a paying onu. kVu add, tl ' or sow any thing . . . the liiistein Htates, witlmid manure. Jf tiivmor has iiut emmgii npuu Id.iown farm, let him hiiy giiHiio, siipci phosphiili! of lime, ground huiies, salt, nituite uf siidu, iiund- rutte, or some of the eiineelilraled fnrtllisers vvtiieti aie .sold now as cummoidy as the stiods to hu plaiileil. Unn of the greatest wants uf this I'oun- try ut this inomeiif is ca]iital, to mnploy in producing tiiod and law materials of n.an- ntiietiirortt from Aiiierinin .'.oil, No lin nch of Imsiiie.ss sndiMs so iniieli fir the hick of ca]iitul as farming. Imvmers cumiiliilit «f the poor compimsation they get fur their ]|d,iur. They say jlmt they woik harder, iivn courses, and enjuy tl-wer uf (he Inxn- vics ami ivlineineiits of )if-, than any oilier Glass of wunT-ail of w hich wu are willing to cuiu'odu, while wu insist tlmtit isliucanse they do not eiujiluy e.apital. They only W'ork to live—wmrkvvith tlmiv owuliands, and nog like die mamdhetnrer, with nla- cin'nury and means furnished, hy tlm pow er of ciipital. It is ikpially true that many pion own large trmds of land, lying r-om- paratively idle and waste, hecanso they cannot onlHvain t)jum alone, gmldonut see tlte advantage of empluying others to do it fir them, tt i.s this idass that wo more jiarfcicnhuiS- di'sim to wnko up to their own. jutomsts, hy shovvjiig them l1iat tlm prien of firm prudnet.s will not tall helow tlmiv pmsunt level nntil after llw production of finotlior crop, Tlmrufme, wo repeat the connsul—plow early, sow early and plant Itirgaly next Hpring !—JV, F, 'hihwm H ew VAiiiETfEB nv H i 'J dhii W heai '',—' Tim Walciiaim (Win,) Ohrouick speaks of a new variuty of Spring WImat, called o ISldorado,” whieU a Mr. Adams of Ixotm in, in that yjeinity, intends to give atrial next spring, It says— »Ile uhtained it in tlm vicinity of Umon Hay, and naid a dollar a httslml for it. It is Bind to ho entirely freo from smnt; and can be grown on uplaml and low, with ea- opial pmiit, Tim straw Inis stmngtlt eipial to tlm weight of its Imad, andeonseipmnt}y is not iiahlo to ciinklo down as do other varieties.” IwpiAK k(E,vp kYAmES,—Hoil two mips ,t)f hominy very soft, add an minal qn^f ti\ ty nf sifted Indian Meal, a tahle’sponnftil of salt, half a teacnp of mittnr, and thmo oggs, with milk cnongli to roako a thin batter. Beat aft togntimr, and haku in waftlo irons. Wlmn eggs cannot he pvomiri'id, yeast is fligood snstirntO\—|nifc a spoonftd inthn batter, and let it stand an imnr to rise, Pftitlp Im |Pci| spirver? a’lnsrs a Way t A covmspondmd of the Ohjo Farmer thinks that slmep and cattle should not ba fed three tinm « day* Ho aays a co w when to will cat wnh avidi- ^ hour w lwo, and then seek iv.- 'Iwsi, itftit an howr or so, tlm rnml- i | r ' commenendj and contm^ ,fiv M r honrs mum, Tha way thoroughly mnsticaM ^ with salva hefem it entejn dm |g(i febe acted on by the g^- , The digestiya - ■- iwill peenny frw, m fevn ' f iitini, OP# ‘ 40 Ben 1 l, t!»» OiHqpiaiWfl!, Among the snpowtitinns of Ha«aralli, the imme «f desns Ohiist, Bayard Taylor de- Hcrihes the Hohso of ,Toseph, the Oar|Wh‘ te.r, whiolilsnow enclosed ip ahftlu chapel, and which he visited. It is morel,V (he saya) a fraginentof wall, nndonhteilly as old as the time of Ofrist, and I felt w'ilHng to conaiclor it a gomtlne mfte, There was an Ifeimst roughness ahontthe largo stones, iiicliwiiig a sniall room ciiftcf] tlm ter’ashop, which I could not find it in my heart to dmihh BcshleH, in a quiet cotm- tiy town liko Hazarcth, which has never known mmh vicistti mica n» iTarnsalein, mm-h more dopeinlence ean be placed on popnlav triulHiun, Fur llw wmm rofisop, I Inokctl with rnvorenee on tlm table of tdnist, also iwilotiuil within a chajich iliia is a large Tmtinal rorrk, aliont H feet by I ‘i, nearly Hipiam, and quite Hat on the top, It issaiil that if once (jervotl as a table tin’ t hirist and Ilia DisciplcH, The hitiitliiig nillcil tlm Hclimd of Uhrist, wliere he went witli oth er chililren of his age; is now ft elmvcli of the Hyrian fftnistiaim, wim were]miforming a (lolcfnl mass in Aralao at jhe lime of my visit. ftiHftvanltco ftpartmmif, alamt 40 feet long, mnl only the iowor part of tlm wall is ancient. At eacji. of tltcsu places Urn Nazarinu )int into my hand a ]iiec« of patiichoari), on which was printud a ]imyer m Latin, Italian ami Araiiw. tr^cHiiHi) to ticwHir-nm' nocrowers. Time ; Halnnlay morning, eiglit o’cloi-k. Hceiie ! the hreak'fi.st tiiiile. A I'llp is hcaid at tlm iloor, am! the mmspiqier is for a few niioinents Opimeil hefore (he lire—\Come .loloi it won’t ilo to try it loo long, for I see neighbor Hnooks is seiiiling his sun after it,” Another rap at tlm ilour. I'adjer wants io know if ymi will loal liim yuiiv newspajier just live miiinU's; If AYilllftrd H Brown, of Famdiftm, Yer- tirnnh Fftftinttdfl tho fellnwing aiatemonts Having Imtl ftnna Binmcwftd aittift^ with tho mediun’is, I thonght' I wonld tiy m ex- pnrlmont, I took wfilr mo a poworhil m«g- n«L (loftfl »tmm) a smftU gftlvpnio battery and a cmnpmiml eonqi gftlyanio battery , .......... npoaed or qnlokailvor, Ined snljdiiu' and sugar of lead. Whort I ontored the room the tahle was rocking in ft wnntlerftil niftimer, mid the spirits of the \just ftiul nnjnat” wmre coming fortit at 'ailing flf tlm. m^tliiims. I took my mum distance feom tlm lahlw ftud ft Imntedifttely coaHud rooking. The spirita either tllsliked me or somothtng I had about 10 , I left: t])o room, and the tahle Imgan fs rocking movenmnfe again, but when I etnrned, after a few minutes, the sniiits tcre gone, ami all tlm medimna could do hey could not get them ao ntnch aa to look uack. At the two subsctpmnt sUtings I at- lendtit], tlm aanm rcsnlia followed, While 1 was in tlm room they could do nothing; when I left; tjm voum, or left, the niflgimt and componnd out of tho room, tlmre was no trouble in going through with tho va ried and various performances witir the ta- liio, This is a tnio narrative of my nnig- netie exjiurinmnts with the spirits which no one here dmiius, and which tlm mediums titemsiilv'cs acknowledge—and 1 wish to en quire w]iat stoinicd tho tahle 1 ^Yhat si- kmcuil tlm spiiUa I I leavo it lor otlmra tu svvov. A W oman E aten nr Dims,—Tim m of n Woman was found inside ii'ii. ill tlm viehiitv uf the town of AVittfe aoran of paper lying on onr tft- blfi bas aiTcafed onr fttfentiop. It ia a pmro shaving, clipped from soma largo piece, and It has lain mmhservcd hefem ns until now, Dpon it fire tlm words “ in ton mimites.”-*-' Ho more, no connection, nothing to tell what It meant, norwhonce it came, Imt ns make it a text for a very brief interro- von iiiu’l iluim with it he will semi it right iwek. He only wants to see if thu hrig Hlur, has' ..... ' ..... ' ......... '■“* ....... went in.” ]taeking (Im t< Money skilfully ex'peiided in drying land hy draining or othorwiso, vvill bn returned vvifli amplo iiiturcat, To euro ft surateft cm a horse, wash tho legs whh soap suds, ami thou nUh hoot tinno. Two applieatioiis will care the wui'sa ctiBo, Timlier v\hen cot in the spring and ox- poaod to tlm woallmr with bark mi, will decay mncli sooner than if ent in tlm fall.. A VAt.irAm.i!i T aut ,E.—The folimving fa ille will ho found very valuahlo lo many of uiir remlurs; A hox H inches liy IQ inelms sijiiaro, ami hmlms deep, will contain ft harrol, (5 hnshols.) A hox 24 inches by 10 inclms square, and 14 inclmsdeep, will contain half a har- rul, A box 2(1 inclms hy Ifi -2 jnelms sipiaro, and 8 imihes (leuyi, vvill eontain t hlislak A box 12 inches hy J.T-2 inclms siptare, and 8 inclms deep, vvill contain -J- a Imslml. A box 8 inches by 8-4 inclms sipiare, and 8 inclm,s deep, will contain I pock, A box 8 inclms by 8 inclms sipiftro, and 4-2 inclmsdeep, will contain I gallon, A box 7 inches hy 8 inches sipiart, and < 4-8 indma dcon, will contain a haft’ gallon, A box 4 inclms by 4 iimlm# snnan^ and 4-1 iftfilms deep, will contain I qiiarh To B emove OftEASi!) EftOM B ocab ,— fifty upon tlm snqfc a Httlo magnesia or pow dered prtqiarcd cbalk? aod nndor ii tlm sanm | sot on it ft wftrm Hftjimn, ami as suon pa tlm grmwu is melted, it will be ah- Hoi'bud, and loavo the paper cloain A WOBfAN BaLUiVKW mo At Hftrtferd, .Oonimcticnt, tho follpwling mysterions occurred : One (jay •' nojsuwas hoard in tlm apartment of on Hanison, a poor man who lived with Ifts wife in ft ImpBo in Wcftthersflold lane.— One of the neighbors wont in ftudl was startlod to find, lying in a bod,» meijli ing skeleton—the wife of IlarriHcin, tH to iLglmdow hy Bt*rvfttion, as it apped^ Assistaneo wp at once rpndnred hy *.**, noighhom, a doctor called, and wood was ^ gent to raise n 1h% Every nossjhlo sissistt anenwas rondorod Iwr, hut ml came to lata, fev tho woman died, Proviona to her death, aha Bftid slm widow by tlm Pwrifi of 3arah BftrthoMpv, until aim mawied Har* rismi IflatfnftJlwf »)w)md Imon pdly de ceived in IlaiTison, and was wretehen in- deed—tlmfc slm had ft ftick mother in Hew llftvcn, wimm she went to take nave of four nr fivo weeks ago, nnd returned in tlm evening train, in hopesofboaringsometlilng of her fmshand or finding him fit homojbnt Tmmd *him not—that half femiflmd and coldslm crawled up stftiw to bed andtfidie, v.lmro dm had remftined over since, ft peri od of six or w'vcn dftys, without cftlling fer ftitl, or \making u sign,” riho said site had a fion named dolm Bcartholomew work, lift she snppf'S'‘d, in ft lock Mtoiy |p H«w, Britidn, aged 11 or 18 , to whom she ft4- drfiK-cd a jotter pome weeks hntM- ceived i« ansvveiv rinch is;^ thalnitmg^ m hntM - wft jgefc It, of this sfiftiigr, ftfiftir, Tlie wo- v m speared lftfelii|isnt ftnd itMiBtfthli, he fhimimia, w M M Hlfir, lias hmm Imnnl from, what onr Tom •nt in.” \'I'fll yum* fatluir (lint tlm brig is notro- JiovIVil.” Hoiiu*. Im tii]is iiml ns »)ii'odily Votunis. \Moilit'r vvimls to know m I iovviih Imviuil jmstonliiy, t'lm’t yon loml it to )mr just iwu miniilos i” \Tollyoiir niotlmr llmt all (Im (Imnlis ibis weak mo Mr. ----- , and u child of M.— In a few niinnli's aiiotlmr rap ----- \iSiatorHiisaiivvitiit to know if any body’s muiTifd this vvi'nk, and old .loHi wants lo known if timre’s imymiclion to-day, and inllmr wmils lo know what llm news is fmin I'irginia, and annl iSnooks want to know if (hero arc any mom protly stories alioiit that .liirvis Woman *, and if ymt can’t Sparc ilm jmjicr, why jii«l wrilo down vvlnit llnn'n is, jn.M naimc 1 don’t want to koo]) vim- ning hack and I'onvanl so ----- “ Hum, my lad, (aim this iiapor lo your father and nidiind loyoiirmu'lusaiidaimls, bring himk whatever is left of il, next Hiil- niday morning, at eight o’clock, ]irei:isuly, when yon come I u I ikitow the mtxt.” Tull iipplieiititms on Halnrday hy hurmw- urs; all sunt to iiuighhor Hnooks with a parlicnlar cmiiion to minrn it vvlmn duiiti with. ‘ Monday morning a rap at tlm 'h»m’, am\ tlm. hoy with tlm |iajmr is nslmmd in. \ Mollmv says It is too niimli plague Im keep the jaipur all the week; peuple keu-l^' coming allur it so.” ftiMurtota or »r« Tloimii..., . A good story is told, illnst rating President nu)ilviiis’ mtidu (if i'.ollcge mniiiigemciii,— it, seems that on, one oeeasiun uioru had hceii ft good dual of tioisu in mm of the college hiiildings, hy tlm blowing of tin lionis, vvliieli wasdcnnmd advlsolile should. ])U sto]!ped. A direct edict to that efi'ect vvoiili'l jimhahly liavo donn littlu good.— 'Dm Jioctor knew it, ami had recourse to a spcccli, \Ilmvo nolieed, ymuig geiillu- man,” said Im, “ llmf in mm of tlm cullege hnildings tlrnm liiis, of late, huon a gpod deni of iiuiso, and ftadof// of honis, How I do nut know ihftt, in tlm ulistraut, tlrnm is any liann (it hlowing a Jin horn—hnl,in this case, it is mtimr annoying to ]iersons of dolieatw nnrvus, and is ajit to prnjiidiue tlioso jmssing by against the state of disci- piinu of tlm coftege, Now, as 1 said, tlrnm IS no ]iaijici)lar crime in hlowing Jmrns— hut nelrlmr i.s Jlmrn any nartienlar merit in it j it does not prove aiiyilting as to a man's ability. Anybody can toot, toot, toot, after ft littlu pi'ftchcu, Indeed, I recollect a imm- hur of niy fellow stndunts vvlnm I was in collugu iiHud to hu cotitimiftlly tooling, and mm thing Ihavn tmtlced nhont them, mid that is, that. Ihim mmamm h m km /on/- inj/ Pucr sirmr,” It is said tooting went out of date iu Williams Oollugo ahont that tinifl, Mnri’QOH ABmiur. Brno.—A young guntloimm of lino InteHoct mid imhlu Imnrt was snddunly Hiiatelmd hytlm lumd ofdoalli from all tlm endom'monts of life, Hnmmml- ed hy uvoiytlting tlnit cmihl make oxistenco pleasant ami Iprnpy—a wife that iiloitzed turn—children tluit loved him as they cap | qyc , midfriends duvoted toldini tlm sum mons came, and )m lay upon tlm bed of death. But a few short years beforo sho to whom Im was wmdded, placed a bridal ring upon his finger, upon tjm inside of which •hohadft few words engraved. The hna- hand never would permit tho glvor to read them, telling her tho day would aome when her wish wmdd he grfttiiied, and she shmdd know the socrut. ' Bayon yearn glided away, and ft day oi two since, wh.eu consolons that he must; HHHI nOlH* miH OH nWH CMIHM HilHO ahmfid peg the words upon the ring she had mven him, Tlm young irmtlter tenk it feom his cold fipgei’i and though heart stricken with grief, eageriy J'ead tUQ words,« I itftve tjme on earth—I wIM meet thee in heaven,’* - ---- - --- ------------ - --- 8 Anssnm EATaas,—The Styriftn pflaaants, says Ih’ofewtor Johnson, fiat ancnfpas tha pidneseeiiiiojMnm. They eat it for two ipecifie nmpoies—to flpqwiwt plnmpnen and freslmess of cainpleaiont add to im prove their ftwind,” so as to enable them to nllm h M “ --.^--*-.-..-1— . .................- nnlty of these s|wc(fi< iisM lm g ftshghipftrije) moMri), ftipendi^hftighti wHb p^illty wMflli lift flOgltl not otiwrwfso 4o f>if ‘ ' o f knftriiiiiff fi skd- uton of 4 Woman was found msidu of a feime, in tlm vicinity of thu town of Bmi- Ivy, Iruhnul, on tlm 2Ulli of Jampiry, which imd cmised llm grentust seiiHitlioii among its iiilndiitmils, Htrmigo to »ay tlm fencu rcmniimd miiiijm’ed, while, llm hotms of tlm iimhs and hud'y were lilonilly haru of ficsli, they having hcmi torn and duvonrud hy dog.s, What remained of (ho body was jniiiiediatcly recognized (ohu that of a wu- mim hy the mmm of Hnllivan, tlm wife of a cumruiliihlu fanner living in tlm imiglihm-- houd, wlio goimrnlly aUmidol t)m nnirkut, find lioiight hitUer in simdl qmmliiics.— Tlm ]iru\imis diiy she was kmmn to havu hoiightHhonl JQIU worth, mul on Imr way Imiiie, it would apiiciiv, slm got over tlm fence fur llm ]iiiiposu of getting on n more direct road not mm hundredyardsotV, vvlmn fiuiii Holim accident slm was nmdnrud so fill’ liulpluss as to hn nimhle to protect her self from (lie attacks of stnrving dogs vvitli \vhi<h the iinvn and neighliovhuod are in- I'c.sted, and whidi aru llm greatest • ....... mill tuiTor to llm inlmhilnnts, —— -*-<#***►-* --------- M<v'iim.foNiAi. Ili.isti.—A we.slern piipur tulls ns iihmit llm rorpmes of a man in those parts who was nmiTiud nil iiTncsdity evun- mg; on Wednesday evening his hride ])re> (nnied liitn wiih «n I'cii’t on Tlmrsday he got tirimk, and mi PViday Im was comnitl- tinl to tlie common jail of .Lttwdes county for his liride’sdehls.' On Halurday his cliild died; on Hnnday it was huried', on Mon day un infant of two yi*ar.s, narenliigo Idtli- erlo unknown, was acknowledged as of his wife’s maternity ( mi Tuesday im w as tmil- ed mil of jail; and on Wednesday wmmd up the week hy turning his wife out of doors, hag and iftiggage, healing Imr nurse, and tlirovving the doctoV’s saddle-hags at the head of tlial soleiini vvuitliy. A TiioiumTEUL lioY.—An aliVntiumite mother was showing her hoy tlm pielures in tlm \ Bimk nl' Martyrd.” In exldhiiing one’wImre, tlm persuciitcd (fiiristnins worn lliruvvn into a den to he devoured liy lions, slm talked very solemnly lo him, tr)ing make Idin feel what a le.rritde tiling il wi \MaDsniil Im, all at mice, \oh ma ! just look at (hut jioor little lion, way hehiml llieru, the ]u‘oplu will soon he alu Up and ho won’t get aiiyl\ An old nOman at New Haven iqiplied to imr doHor for some imaginary disorder, and ruccivcil a box of pills, for vvliicli slm jmid rm cents, Him took some doses and got well, asifhy magic. Him careiplly kept tlm remainder, but soniehow the box gut knocked out of llm window. It was several weeks hclofu slm discovered lier loss, when on going down mnier the window in llm garden, slm found all liur jiills lutd spvunled 1 They were all ]mas in disguise, DtsTimsBiNU AoaimmT in (I sw ' euu .— We leavn from the Oswego Ihiliudium,t!tal a party of hoys woro sliding down a hill in llm oast urn imrt of tlm wty, on a sled, on Tuusday ntrunmnn. They wuro going at tlm rate of a mile a minuto, whun they canm in nontact wilit a nut(ur. T’lm collis- jon was of conrso a heavy ono, nnd tlm cal ter Was knocked all to pieces, both rnn- imrs lifting mtrriccl away, k>n tlm iVont pari of tlm hci I I waa a ymmg man nanmd AIux- andcr Morgan, son of.Insticu Ambrosu and ICliza Morgan, aged ahmit 10 yonra, wim lay fiat, with bis faco downward, guiding its eom'Ho, Whun tlm collision took placu, ins Imad was hvmightin dircctmontaut with tlm cutter, IBs skull was instantly crush ed into a uowpfeta pmnis, and ho survived only about an hour after. Anotlmvlad naipod CTiarlcs Bpoimor, was also injured, butimfeBoriQUBly, Mr, Alfen and his son wore flu-own violoiilly feomtlm cutter, and thu former was'quite aericmsly injuvad in the epinoj and his son Was moro or loss iutrt, ' ’ HoYBnDmippqrfmppno®^---Tlm Petora- bufg Dtenncrftt tells ftstoj-y of a fittlp boy pf that oity, who having rcpantly IfiSt hfa fetbflr, fnnpd hiputelf dubatted tlmteby fenni attending school np fqvmfe’fy, and in tlmrnllnoMi pf bi8f#khe'dfiteripippd tq w|]^lm wltetewjthal ptfhfttfpoteiobl whiob HHmiHHIlt TT+JH'H TTfIR |MM poBtipaiter, Wm, H, Friend, on dl«- tjoyftringftmpnf rim coptentapf hia fettet ho¥, ontunorniPiE lately ft na«iyA, dlfeoted te « JiMui Dhriit 1 ” Opqniftgil he refid the Italy of th« boy’s irftlit«,iwia w ifi ft nohlp JriftapftBi,which wo am ' Jn (eti mhmtfF we may he raised to thu prnndost Imighte of ftflluQimo, hy an nnexpecAcd turn of Fortuim’s wlmul; or ru- ducfltl to iimvitaltlo (iatnatropliics to a dojith of woo which a beggar miglit shun. CJan WQ any “ Tliy will, imt wine, ho doim f u Jn im miiwieF shu Imavcns, now so fair, niay Im ovuroaBl- >\lili clonila just as men’s prospucls often «v.e, and the vivid glare of tlm clcdrio spaik, and thu tlmn- dur’s sofejim rnmbling, indicate Dm terrihlo confusion of Nature’H olunmriis, Do we fear that strength 'svliich rides noon, the wliirivvind and conlvols tlm storm f \ Jn im minnim\ .a jury on a fellow be ing’s fate may return him guilty, and for ever shut him flom his fellows, condemn ing his femily tq ignominy; or they may speak the glad word \ innoeont,” and give ait alfiietud brother hack to soeicly. Dan we sympathise with sueh I a /«. ten minutes'^ the Imst of ns may Inivo the sued of slander sown at tho (lircsh- old, which, nomislmd by the breath (if En vy, may fluonHli, nntil tlm fair fabric of ft reputation is levelled, and scarce fenmda- tiou enough left: hy the moral sironno to liuild up ftiioilmr; tluaigh a life!inm is pass ed in tlm elfort. Are you proof agaiiial. Hiiclinmchimilimis I “ /a tmminuieii*' news may come of ii]i- laliiig acciduiits, Imdily traguilius, liarrow- ng incidents, and things vvliieh will make onr blood c.nrdlu as i! creeps hack liasiily tu its cuiii'se. Dan we say \ ite doeth all tilings well f ie?t inhniteF ten luh a summons may reach ns that aduar friend is lying low, and that wu must Use every energy if we would Stand hylho hctlsidn ere I.im “silver cord he loosed or a yoiee as if from tlm grave, that a loved wife, Imshand and triond, has gone ferevuv from tlm mid.-'tof mull, ihiv, wu u strong arm to lean on in siiuli alfiic lion ■} \ In it‘u mimtiff a disease may sulzo niion ns, and bodies, now slalwarl, may ravuniider llm lever’s inllnence. Have we our iiueomits of s(e\vardshi)i ready I \/» Im minitlen\ tlm stud that vilid' onr bodies nniy ,jiijt forever its fn mont, leaving onr bodies to i . friends, (im care of (lie m ! ' fe worms. Has death le ■ \ Jn ten mhini •■\te s]iiri|s may he hi-fort ■ What, will tlieir doom h ' heanh, and fhooting birds, Ijml Ahhvfl the fort, Jn I S.2I, Heimtel Austin Invaded q.’o¥aaj andseeiitga flag floating from a M Dfipation near tlm Htiif, supposed Dm nq- ted Ijftfiite had qstftWiihed himself tlmro, Hu sunt in a flag of tvime, and what Was his snfpilsfl to nnd Dfis place In Dm midst of inimical Mexipans and savage In- djans, mmmd hy a solitary Woman 1” I .ay ho slaij- oii'ooiiing “ Jn ten motu, led hy tim voire ot . it lo ilie jndgnmnt, nj) lliuir aeeoillit for deed- will we he among lliose wno ,.i the rehiirruction of Die sainis'E “ Jtt ten viintile^^’ wluif may not oLuin An earlliern pot eoiitaining gold and sil ver coin of great mitiquily was discovered a sliuvi. time since hy Itev. (fliarles Lideens, rcsiiiing on tlm Tacony road, Nmlli Ihila- delplda, while digging oiiL his eoilar for Dm ]mrpose of making it dccjiei', Tlm Him says: “ 'I’luv.e «ilvei> Spanish dolhira Were in a ]iapci’ hy llu-mseli es, ami on Dm outside of tliupajier was (he. word 'D eath’ in large Idlers. Tlm silver was e.oiisidera- hly corroded, lait tlie. gohl was laight.— Tlm dales mi llm gold pieces were liijit lo^ tVQl, and ap])eai'ed to he a eollceliun of old coins, as im (wo were alike, Tlm ves sel contained ti:i ]aiiees of silver, tlm vahiu of which varied fromO cents to i|il,2,') and 24 pieces of gold, Dm vnhm of wjiitdi was from l2,f)0 lit $ 1080 , , Tlm iiiiildOigwhem the money was found was ahoni DU) ymirs old, ami was known as (Im Hiiies Mansion. Many' ijiirer stories have ItecnteKlin rela tion to this hnilding, as being Dm liead- i|iiarlers of glms(s and fairies; am! Diereis at ]n'esent ]ilen(yuf jicrsons living Imre who iidiovo limy have mentally seen Diem.” A XViMinsM* The Bev, Mr. Frunliiitm, in a letitnre at lUdmioiul, Va., related tlm following iimi- dent conned ml with tlm early history of Texas. AUem Long attempted to re.vohi- timiize Ihat uoniitry in IH.H). Tlm Uoimr- al iiad murried, when twmiity-two years of age,a Nasltville liuifcss liud hdlUly nf six teen years, When he formed the design to invade Texa.s, Airs. Bong entered fully into Ills plans, and placed at Ins disjaisa) her immense wcnlth. With Dtislm armed'and uijuipped threo huudred men, untered Dm emmtry, and was eyerywlmve siiccessfnl.' a Nmu' Die (litlf coast he forumd a forti fication where he eslahlislmd his lijiad- (luarters, Jlu was elected jiresidmit of t)}u Vepnjilie; a full cahiuot was a]>poinf«d and a regular governumitt 01 gauizei]. At that ’imo Iturhulu wasovuvrmming Mexico yvilh •1 ~ of making himself su])rcum ni- Tl-S Wftl-m-p, tiHtiK, Hnttal^ercha—Dm Malayan term glvdi ta ft cflucreto juice taken from Dmlson^tidra Duttft tree—is indigenous to all Dm i^lftinli of the Indian Ardiipdago, andcs|Wciany to the Malayan Peiilusnla, Borneo, ( m I ou , and tlminmighhorhoods, in which arufownd: iimnun8.Q forests of this tree, all ymmg this product in great ahnmlamm. Its frnit cuntains a aoncrde oil, which Is jised hy the natives with tlmir food. Tlm Dwto (or juico) eirddateshdwoim Dm hark abd wood of Dm free, in veins whose course isdistinct- ly marked hy black longitudinal li/ms, Tlm natives were formerly in Dm Imbitaif felling t.jm tree when Dmy required ft stipply, but hftVe been taught liy 'exporienc| Diat Dm juice can hu obtained by cutting notclms at intervals iu Dm trunk, and (lii(s preserve tlm tree for ftiliire lappings, as fair maples for sneeessive years yield Dmir sd)) (o Dm su gar mamdimfurers, Tim juice conBolidatus in a few minutes after it is eo])uc.ted, wlnm it, is formed by hand initi compact oblong masses of ft'inp smim to twelye or eighteen inulms in length, hy four to six iimlies in thicknuss, ami Dmsu, wlmn prtqmvly diieit, are what is knovvn as Die Outlii Ifei'clui of commerce. It is only ten years siace Dm knowledge of Dm exisleiice uf tills ductile sucretioii dan imd iipuii Dm World. ] )r. Moiilgoumric, an assistant Bio'guun atHingapore, observed in Dm ]wBsussioii of a native Dm liamlln of ft wood-chop]lev, of such singnlfti’ iimteriftl llmt it ftwakenc.d his attention, tind on en quiry and examimilion Im found it to have heeii made of Dm. juico of this strange '’■■■ Itucuiiiing jilastic when dipjmd in hut w and when culd vusimiing 'te origiim* ness and rigidity. WiDiin these i. Dm exndalions of Dm.su dense 1' ■ assumed, more especially in IDm niurahle terms. Hume of ife i i .1 and ajijiliances arc. huiviii ill . . The GtiMa I'civliu . .... li/rllt hi'oM n I \1 ' II .1 . umoiis iiji- .iranei* e inimr coating of I .. .1, vithont elasticity,—- . I , , ........ (Ill Its woody ami earthy siili- ...nau, li liecomus liard, like horn, and is uxiicmcly luimciuusi indeed, ils luinmiiy is Wundel'l'nl, 'Die utieiiglli of tnhes of Dlls material i.s HO great that no visible eti’ec.t was pnnliicud of the ... h* HcoilamI, which gives more prc.ssnre ihan Duttft Fsrchft elflihmg igAndoDtergrtteleSf emnewhftt resutablft M s the Bftme kind, biifeDteir ifi-ttperDeli very difl'etaut ftud tar «U|Knior, m will tqwftf hy Dm following |Joippftri«m(i4 ' - * India Btibherf in .all wfli’Jh ife\ mmpm» and Wcomes to and dbiy as to bn rninedi for further m f Om gimt and iinportantMtarflcturifitlftof Bidar¥ I.*afe 0 ut. Yulftani?4!d QirtlnFfirnbals, DiM It will not dcoompQ«» nnd Imcotan sDcky^ niulwr ■ ny oxposuro; Itei’Mn It is sdnolmbly fldapt- . fer ftl! warm m mtl m otiiq' ollsmtes.. Jridift linhbftp has an mM’ tilumji It ifblfb is very nnpleasant, Upttft Jferohft is purfepfly teg frm U,. aurtft Jferchft is not decomposed V fofe ty substaufiofi, lnd«<-d, mm /tppliimtion of it is for oil vessels, India Hubhar la Bwm dcTwnpDBfel by coming In contnetwith fetty snhstanees, as is wolfkiiown. Ontta Perchft is a non-conductor of co JD; Imat, aiid .ojectrjcity, and, in its patiiml state, is non-olasDc, and with little or m* flexilnlity, India Jitibhar, of Dm fiontmry, w jm • « dnefcor of Jmat, cold,, and e|oirtri«ity/fa» t »- nature highly idastiu and flcjfhtei 'Dm speH-ilio gravity of But|te t'. i.- ■» mimh less DianThat of .India; lb 'h pi:o|)ortion as onMmndrcd 0 India aality, is to oim hundred and nii liiibher—and it is much'fii ■ 0 and a far hetter conductor . • .. d, I'klirii's w'l’oughfc of i. ‘iqblmr re- r|nire a sepamte vanu .. .rn. Hmm pol- isln But llm Gulh'i t i,, postie||t’.iflW - Inru of inlierent f . I 1 ,pud ijulustta to Dm varnish, and I ant, TItu foruu. .. .'*uum of the.']iromi- liclit difieri . nucli Diqse Iwq jirDuloS, (fliunfet .1. A over, who have amdyz- cd the. .. .t Jiflle as to their nheinical pruj. , Itut nil agrtm that tlm clmiui- cd lies and mcclmin'ca] nctiun of I rcha and India Ituhiiur are so eii- imiinc.t and disHiniilarthiit (hey sTionld . r Oe ulitssud mider Dm .same Imad clmm- .iily or mechniiicall)', any more than com- murcially. Dt0 dcsi ley of t BUcccyB and projiosed to they shot rasovuvnimmig naking h im sulf, ^ Btftte, Being jealous of. Dm rmwer of tteimrnl Bong, Im , that . . lim, Dn-ovigh an agent,' Imy should unite tlmir forces, which W‘ufid jnable them to strengtlmn their auDmvity —Die pue oyer Mexico, and Dm oDmr over To¥ft8. , , , , , \Gepoipl Bong unwisely heedfd the traitaroHs proposition, Jiefeve leaving Dm fort ha assjgnefl to his wife man, with direetiops to hol|l DmjfiaoeimDl hi?t vetiirn, Me flppu after, with tjm remainder of his small army, roaehert Dm Imad-quartevs of tieimral Iturhido, whO) us Im gof possessipp pf his rival, caused him to bp heoanm disttWififidj pvpri^ipns wmro well I, bud they heeame Pits ta return ta Dm . QBtetes,’’^ Him told clamor- High P¥lmuiteri, PUS to return ta (.no' ’^PiiHORi rane wm Dusm that General Bong had directed her ta remain miDl his yeturnf ftfld Diftt she ' would do w \ derni m alive*” ' ' u Kveiy mnn dftserlad her tq reti'ftce Dmir steps' tP Dmir bourns, hmvhig imr with an II aw f i «?r a P huaiw A p i i ,— MftftMiii 809 fmi on fftch ridift, iid4 ydu wiU h iw ^ ftp M t (mtlrn wallst ing p n , and ■“ imans and .. . ................ . ............ 'kept state ftUd stripes floftting M - ’ fired rimtaurnlng and evefilr., „ . Imftt Dm diiily rnvedle, Thi AM mans ... Indimp ihoupt Dm i^laee sDli girri*? tmm 4 iwid^lept' ft- tespeeDfil sdlstfin#,^ TiWft iped, A'ffiftrqlftpsftd, ft«dMi| .no 'ddift|»T^ hftf jfwteuthuiltaud t a ^ -rc r JpBftly fthodftt IlMrinf ftll Dilft S|tar 4 film Ju thi cost of t|u fU h iM by gftttmrihg pysteis t a the it will Im sw u |i upon Dicip hy Dm proving ]umip of the Water Compilny of the city of HtiiTuig, in HcoilamI, which gives more piv.ssnre th any uiliiM'pump hi Urem lirilaiii—a |»m.v hiire Duilwoiilil sender Dm rivets of luiiihcr imsc in all iliieclioiis. ajiplieiilion of licat (o the crude ma- !..« it Sufi nml jila.siic, ami in a o . .i vu of iihoiit twolmmlicd i|ugr*a,s, dnctilu, wlicit it can he 1 , .1 - - 1 : 1 he .1 it ter. mmildi tl 1 . will rela.i hy an 1 pi I if Imiuci Dim, ill I alfeutcjl liv mmle jidhc India jtnhi uDmrj'atly . a iioii-cond agaiqst. id fed feclud hy lie cumwTuriiiiui. fill (icf.l.iu. liy, or itlilorinu, Im ilsBirncinre m . qiialilius eiilirui her. It cannot 1 limited and rea. inoiilded, williou for mamiiimtin e, 01 lighter than Ituhbi i It can he. (H.ssulved ilion, or cldmurorni, or .me in spirits of Inrpmi- of and coiiijilutuly nii- .'l,hirt is sul'tuiiud and arm water, imd, tmlike t.r I lie ac.iioii ol oil and i. a itimnt injury. It is . uluctriciiy ; is pruol . .. 'ids—being only nt- uniilric., ill a iiighly lu tlm iiio.si |)nwu.r- or miiiialic mfelH, . uptililu cii'uci ii]ion . s. Tins glim has I'.g from Imiia Itnb- I ( mil, Il ean be .ul nqicaiudly If itsi id'utiuir(ie is (l51finiis flC ^nn^lihte. fijiB man who was opjioseil to imwspa- ]iui's, jiaitj one hmuinnl d*diars hmt week for a g alvnnl^ w aiclt. In going to Hay- ten, )m always tafe-.s tlm canal, not being aware Diat tliufe is any railroad built tm that ruiid', A barrel of Ihpior was seized In ^ o if- laml, last week, marked \ prime pork.”—• il is siippu.seil lo be a poi’ifeu of Dm,a striii- e.l pig.” Dr. Francis says if ympig jicdplo wmilld iiAoid Die ])a!piinti(m of Die heart, they miisi give tl]) hugging and kissing, Yoiith.s who woiAiip mom,light will please notice, Hui i‘ i-oH THE I'mftf.—Tliree parings of ])olaloe.Hlo u hugstu'ad of disli-walcr, If too rieli. add 4 jHuup-liaadle wliilu hoDiog. \\ liy did Ifeeiiimu I'Ae was many repulh... nmlerinl; s •gardsfvos ftculisDti qmilitieh to (hat nmlerinl; amt ' iinis frosts, ail' It disr ]>n)pu ,iH \iij.iiu. It i . grain, and jsis- ,iies nnlviiow II '.nnmh' loiigh. : .I'eniUlfe'dile in ils eniile stale, (in . ■ resoinhlance whatever lu . ' appearance, nor are its clu > ■ • ical I'ropevDes Dm Bimm, c - ■ from w inch it is taken helui family, or gimw in Dm sijum h ' \> yet, fVom llw fact Dial it imi 1 and wrought into wateriirouf u . iiut informed on Die suliject, l* ■ lia lias no Itehimr in I mcclian- iw tree * .. anyr chned to Dm Imlief that Dm two materials are i|feu- Dofllly or very nearly Dm same \ atal.DlftBa process for Dm mannfaetm-e ot oim wiEild apply, ocpifiHy Well, to Dm mamif»i tlm oDmv. fhit nothing eonld 1 :\ yi rmmous, as .way he Keen hy Dmfeii \n. com])fti'isons Uuttft Iferchft, whpn imrnnrsml in hoiliug water, cuntrantH aqiisidorahly h) hulk* _ India linbliwr, wlmn fninierspii in lmiling water, expands very mateviully, ai|d iimretis- as in bulk. Hfttta I’eroha jlflee ia 0^ a (l|rk brown color, and coiiHolidotea iu ft fetv, mopmitte after exuding fl-om tlm twe, tvhmi it he- CQums about ns hard as wood, India Biihher sap is paifcqtly vvhite, nnd pf Dm consistanoy of tliiok uroapi, Wlmn it coagulates, it. gives from four jfp yix ]iavts water out of ten, It may bojtept like milk, and is ft'eqimpDy drank by |lm|ufttives. Hilttft .|?prehft, first treatqd yith water, ftloohob and then dissolvmi' with spirits of tavpouDuo and paroipitated, yields a ^nh- staime eonsisteut with Dm pawpiou poper- tma .of GutteForeha, n ( India Iiuhh0r,8iniilavly;tioatftd, results in ft suhsjaueq rosoiphling | i ttpijearfemes tlm ' Otfilfl Ferlilife by diatjUfeioi), poWs filf per pppt, of volaDie matter, lutjift liubbet', h thesnniQ 1 mottas, ylelfia bfllpoTpfiut, , , J, , fintta t a h m in ilk Pfwte Mato, ov lu oQpihluftDon with oDteriitati rials, Wfty Im Imutefi fluD te-hfftt0il ta mimlsteimy of thiu pfista, iviDm »t injury m f « taD«*o umU\ I uteotufe, /, ‘ ' A , Orude Guttaf aoN ahout; one-half the prieoqf India J}uhher 4 ilpd,| lmiug, ftfthe- feta itftted, fiueriu |mi||fions)derfth¥^ evta weight,- aw Dm sfttao amount of taw umtlt’mlisvta rnwh , feiDifip* pm m n 4 ta Mnttft Vm\m will ‘wAtflft largs a fu?fao 0 L 0 t a l r 8 » jMui |d te M ‘ta imm ftud ft half C m will When is park '{ \\ he man exist lielbre man I— i tim lirsl 444/(1 (i^lih) W'hy is iiiutriiiuiuy like u ejj^IiaiV? Jte- Use it hinds t\so buiife (bule.s^ijpnity,. il ]iersoii’.s mouth'like a prihliiT urn it eoutain.s- serwul (acheVs). Why is a deenqii! man iiljc si tooth that cannot he cUiaciciH Bcv^iuse he is iii- Jlrm. ^ A Maine c.diloc saj s Dull ft pumpkin im Dial Hlalt, gri!« so large fiml eiglit melt cmild slam] rmmd il. Thri is film Dm mnii/ who saw a (lock of IdaidJiirds .so low, that he cunlil hliake a stiidv at tlieiii. A yoiiiig Indy in Dm Inlerior thinks of going 1.0 I’alifenda to gvM iiitiiTied, as she Inis liecii told Dint in (lint country tlm umu I'olk.s “ ro(dc Die. ,4'adle.” A genius named Flalmriy, of Washing ton city, ItiisAu folimvjng jiusled on his nim lo w :^ ^ p .s newly laid hero on Dm lihortest A h b k ’ On a ] ||^ 'a s k in g itimDmr if hehi-llcv ed in Die|mPfiarance of spirits, hovojilied : \ No; hhtT believe hi. tlmir dmppmvwm^ for I havoilifesei .1 a hottle of gin since last night” A n expei’l fanner down Kast has .suc- c.eoiied in raising a «ult fewn Um “ night mtirc.” \If I am ^slnch if/?,’ I aint proud,” .saiil Dm bontlo when Im w as pimmd ta Dm walB T’Jie imst aiilmsiv0 label ypu fiin put oui , ,| Ifilggage, is to stick to it yourself. At a late break up of tlm (etotallersHheY u. Ul deserihed asietiring IVwu Dm lom- 1 . ,1.. * fesiind ftdl of s| 4 ril 8 , o, l ompkiiifi, I shflll ho rmupullcd ’ ■ riUH ' , m this week.” \Tl ,1 ■ sh, I.-.. Bliged'-'ii' o, , I ] mm dm’ A Westen, ^ ^ ,, feet of ftsovep' u. n old.” ■ u nfe ■ i ’’4 tuDy •i«u» I -hiya A \Yestevu editor anuounao^. ft * ily ath of ft lady of hia aequaiutawm, m ' lUm toimidngiy adda j In Imr deceata, 11 . keck lost tin uiYnlufthm fifeiid, Bong v seem tft stand at Dmir hedsfelo, qs te pj,® wont, with tlm hahu of ofluftolfttiou, h m hand, md u mp of vlmhvb in. m oib If ft spoontal of yfiftst will raisaHtay .eeuts wopDi ,fif flouB uqw teufth will it t%f ’ to raise tauda mmugh to huy tuwDmr bayt rol withl Amsm ipay bo hauflofl iu uvei the Ibima* “I am glftd tW duu’t bwo tiny thing,” said .^imcciuntaiU athiahreftk* fast. ‘‘l\D iy*jflf inquired hii wife,*-'^ e Onuse, I -rfenJjL filliovfl it would over ttefe Do,” he tepKjp. ‘ ' ft I ftiu Ind^d ylry pumh afeald of llghfe iiing,” said a pretty 'fedy, \ 4 well you upy he,” repmd adespairtai t a r , o whpu yop Imurt ipado of steelt , iudlspotadihiimoniifig. . .......... . tell bimtabriwg ftpper uf .tahwqo irft The i t a » Q 0 . Dm t a ta voryptaoV; tateteriftb D ie ta O i Btruak by Dm wuwmu, t a w d i M 1 fiuil ft hftlf talhreo, f wawau ii very wueh nUuck hy m maut