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FAYKTTEVILLK, N. Y,, THURSDAY. OCTOBER 18, 1868. IB PUBLISHED EVERT THURSDAY, IN FAT ETTEVILLE, N Y F. A. DARLING, Proprietor, OFFICE: BEARD BLOCK, OVBR GAGE AND LINES' STORE. $1.50 ycrantiTfm, invariably in Advance. NO. 16. TERMS OP ADVERTISING : l_w. 8 w. 3 m. 0 m. I square. 76 | I 60~| 3 OU | 4 50 | 7 76 2 squares 1 6 0 | 2 '26 | 4 60 | u 6 0 | lg ot> 1-4 col . 2 H6 | 3 60 | b 00 | a oo | lii~oo 1-2 col. ~8 75 | 6 00 | f l 25 | 18~50 | So 0 0 1 co) . 6 00 | 9 00 | 17 25 | 30 0.. | M T O I) ' Twelve lines or less of brevior matter tsake a square. {SB\* Legal advertisements inserted at the irates proscribed by law. JSP\ Business Cards, in Card Column, not exceeding Ave lines, $4 per year ty Baxiness Notices will be inserted in the Heading Columns at the rate of Twenty-five Cents for tbe first line, and Five Cents for every subsequent line, each insertion jgy Yearly Advertisers have the privilege ol changing quarterly. There will be no de viation from advertised rales, unless a special .contract is made. {52T\ Advertisements not accompanied with directions will be inserted until forbid and charged accordingly. Written fur Tbo Weekly Recorder NoW'R 'Dars. Oh! the youn g people of now n-days ( Thei r follies really set me amaze, To see how they flirt, and drees, and gaze, Wal k and talk, and indulge In plays Tha t in my time were thought of not, Savo by those who enred not a jot About tbo pleasure of Wisdom's ways. The girls flaunt out in dresses gay, FriEzed and powdered and bandaged in stay, Foolishly wearing their lives away, Hast'ning tbo timo when hairs of gray Shall to them teaob the lessons of truth, Hhunned by them in days of youth. Whe n all seemed tinged with golden ray. And the young men too. of the present age. Who think it \stylish\ to curse and rage, Wit h liquor only their tliirft assuHge, W bo chew and smoke and their actions guage By Mr This or Mr That, Who wears such Idiots and model hat. And is to them a man quite eage. And these yourfg people, so wilfully blind, Choose to pervert ana degrade tho mind, Eschowing (he good that thev luluht find If they were only so inclined , But they'll lind out an they older grow. Though now they only think ol show. The valuo of good Uiey onto declined And now, young men and maidens all, Be no longer held in thrall By fashion's changes mid worldly pride , I'd advise you, \ let these things slide,\ To quote a very fashionable phraso Of the young people of—nowadays . \i nd w s companion, let fall. I I A M O LD F ARMER'S E XPERT -A farm.. . w,th u sudden su S p.., 0 „ that he I who has had experience as a fanner for fort^' a personage 'ban my worthy name-j six years, gives to the America„ A Jr! I . James J Smith himself Thus, in | son/e i,otes%n\ 8 farm,n« wVetltS\\\i^ he\ Mr Jai on the „,U U '\ P /, Brt . \ r \ i Ml \ J T 8 J Smith ' marks which ho and - hi , companion, let fall. 1 1 Sm h i v «ut-who was this Mr James J., was struck \ \ ' Smith I .Not myself, certainly. who had never was no l.-ss toijrcnij. and had never made love or serious, Ihe midst ol their laughing and whispering No. it was np .1 overheard the expressions, \Old , confirmed by the nllu-1 ' I ' • •- - ^ , t\\\\ 11 ™\ 1 P'»ce.»well known H »i ol course to the — proposul to any human being parent—and this was me . . Ven \\ V \'' U \' to Uut nw «\ \e-tha t there was some other James J Smith brides nnself ,„ the world, and in Philadel ' plua for whom this letter was des.gnud. and » whom, ,t was manifest from .he terms of M its loss .night prove extremely inconvenient. 1 U nuer these circumstances, I tfhen I wns snk the I overheard the expressions \Ol d Rusty the- girl.\ ••rich and confoundedly hand me.\ \ lyird hourted old hunks,\ aV. and M Rqd,head himself swore with an oa.ll>. If the bloodsuckors would give Mm but tw o days he would hold up his head with the best of them. I tried in vain to catch (he ynuug fel low's name , and soon after ho had utterod the words related, nnotiicr young man came into ,.„^„, . percenod that!the ^ox \ Ild told '*' ln \ there were hawks on Iliad noihingtod,o but to roturn it to the 1 the wing \ He looked alarmed, lus compan- post-ofHco that it might reach my namesake,' '°\ 9 laughed, and they all loft tbo theatre, and I was retracing my steps for Ihat purpose.' ' Could then attend to th * ntcrrupteil li - — - ' o performance with- ••Ihat is certainly my name.\ said 1 •• but—' -i ou haven't the honor of my acquaint- ce interrupted the R01ltl aa /..& ni:li .but 1 have the pleasure of my note of IU 'top nil marrying and giv.ng in morr'lago and ifym. mean to give up that chance, hang mo, n.y fine fellow, I'll bo the first to arrest you I\ BUSINESS CARDS. By JT. C. Cron8. Corner of Genesee and North Mill St. Also, G OOOIBT S TOKE , corner of Oencsce and Mill streets, FAYETTEVILLE, N. T. L. CI GARDNER. ATTORNEY AND COUNSELO R AT LAW, Notary Public and Insurance Agent, at Fay etteville. N. Y. F. H. ALLEN, Shaving Saloon, BEARD HOTEL. jyS ly F ATETTEVILLE . N Y LIVERY. BY J. L. MATHEWS & SO N (Fir8tA >orw«stof Snell, flmitR '& C O.'B store, across the bridge. Fayetteville, July 10, 1800. jyl O ly MISCELLANEOUS. AinittTUKES IN A WRUNG HUUE. BV DR R. M BIRD. even hy black I know not what extraordinary conjunction of the stars took plaoo on the first Friday of June, 183—. nor how my own planet in par ticufar came to perform so many antics m or out of iU properr snhero., Bofore that day 1 j its prope sphere never had an adventuro in my tile tl: current of n.y existence bad flowed as ovenlv - - —- j\- • I looked around and'was enraged t o eoe the noteholder, who gave mo a significant nod and ! immediately walked away \ How provok And with Hint, the fellow clapping onehan.l\ thought I - to have all these vaynbouds on my shoulder in a very imp..d.<. t familiar , t,,k,> 010 f \ r that ra.eol, my namesnkc. \el way. d.sph.yed under loy nose, not n note of! ,h ' re , 19 '\m'thing after all. in his counsel introduction, but a note of hand, for some sev j wouM Dut bo \Useable to «\> nrrertod. enteen or e.^hteen hundred dollars, drawn in \ \''-take since there ia no one fnvor of a Pinion eon: 11 signed plainly a ••All this, my irien .l. said I. removing Ins I 9l '\! 1 bB onto enoilgf hand fro.., my shoulder, Ms doubtless, good I lhes o thoughts determined me to leave the and fair enough The d,iliciilt V i; llmt it theatre and go home. But I h«d-saareely giit concerns some other James J Smith, and not |»\« distance ot a snuaro buforo I had the mis- mo. for I never wrote that note, nor indeed fortune to bo tapped on the shoulder by an offl- any other You have made a mistake \ ! our ' ^I K . told me he had a writ for mo on the •• Very facetious, sir,\ said the person \ I • 9llU *>nlp A Shears, and requested should inform s,,a. sir. that poor Simon Wing'\ 1 ' to f \ v \ r l'\n wuh my company to tho near- ,n difficulty was under tho ner-esiitv of part ; ««• mng.rtrate A t the same time perceived ine with that little note to me, ; an.l I paid i t!l ° t alio, .clerk, who had evidently kept me |,im a very fair price for .t. sir because i t was' »'_' ,0 : w nn , d P olnl<!d mo out to tl10 ° nice '- a i .ebt of honor, and adol.t of honor, sir,\ and rascal looked as if ho meant to 1m- _.ng practice. Among other things* heVomorks: \Som e men any that corn will deirenorato and run out M y father got a kind of yellow, twolve-ruwed corn In the yPArofthe great eclipse, in 1806, whioU I remember very well. I took it from him In the spring of 1820, and havo it now. It i i an early, sound corn, very easy t o husk. I oan raise eighty bushejs of shelled corn to the acre with no extra laujr. planting three and a half feet apart each way. I havu 'another kind Of eiglit -ruwcd yellow corn, which I got in 1828*. which vrill grow mid ripen in ninety or one hundred days. When'., oats and pntntous will degenernto and wear out (with ordinary cul ture ) Wo do not harvest our grain and cub our hay cnrly onnugh In this -country. When I commenced farming, I was closely watched by my nolghbors, who said I y lowed too deep, cut my hay too early, and out my grain too green. I havo farmed on twelve different farms, and tho result has been, I have tripled the crop on the average. ...... ... ,„,,.,, „, r hnmo 8(JV ..„„„. uu „ uo a K reeno.oto bo arretted even hv een hundred dollars, drawn in \\'\take since there ,8 no one m the city to n^l s.ro . i who, and 11 1 ' °» n Apply for character and identity nd stroniflj, •• J nines J Smith \ i To-inorrow Brown will bo hero and tl .n r y Wend.\ said I. removmg l,„ I Blmll bo safe cno.lgh.\ ' Dd ,Lcn 1 Hors.—Of tho hop crop in tills Stato. this year, tbo H'arU saye: A portion of the orop will be discolored the same way as was part of tho crop of 1803 Tho liuo hnvinj obtained et! possession of tho flower, puncture the leaves. It and the juice, which exudes freely, turning I black, gives lloi appearance of mould, and hops so discolored are thus designated. O f course, tint discoloration, impairs the appear ance of the sample., but doeanot materially diminish the intrmsis value of the hop for browing purposes. The repu.ta from England continue to be varying, but ou tho whole, unfavorable. ThU rendors it probable that every hop, whatever is condition, grown here this year will fiud a market. here tho had press me with an awful sense of his couroge and determination, -a debt of honor, sir I never hod any difficulty in collecting \ \ Tlie deuco take yoi, and yonr debt of lion or. said I. waxing impatient. '• I ntlet No occasion to swear, my good fellow. I W| GAGE & LfNES, Wbolesals and retail dealers in DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, BOOT S AND SHOES. 3Kca*j--]TIa(lc Clothing, dec, <ko. T HE Place to got your Boots and Is at Shoes, SNELL , SMITH iCa'a. COAL! P RICE of Store and Eg g Coal $8.50 iPriee-of Chestnut CoaL 7.60 jysff B. C. 4 H . BEARD. , _ . toll you, -j ~—« u»u ..uxeu evuiiiv 1 6 ji-\_l>ut my gentlemau interrupted me «gni and quietly as the stream of a mill pond , and I \.. j;,, nl .,. n .i,. n t.. .~— - • • •• no wit or fkill of author-craft could have out m y biography beyoi single paragraph. I was twenty five'.ears—that lage, too, a .i -J my narbo , vo ,. „„. „„,,. }<n , nave just received, sir \ And J Smitli. There was nothing further in my | n „ r( , liie f,.|l oW l„ ir , t ], ll0 „ l, iU gl i at the look history worthy o f boing mentioned . except of ftm nremont I put on, at finding him sofa that, at, twenty five yeara old, finding myself i miliar with the mvtenou s epi-tle\. and added umbered by any near relatives, and |>o» i a „i n „,„i- . was in vain for me to protest I was not the man intended, Mr Clerk said \the gentle man was very good at that story\ \Vlmt 1 asked myself. ,f ,t should not happen to suit I work in a day I must do that\ Vo\fir7t thmV •>>•> convenience of Messrs. Sni,. <t Shears to ! »\d in an h„,,r After that I was allowed to A G OOD R ULE —A certain man, very riob, now.was very poor when he was a boy. Whe n asked how he got his riches, replied .—•• My lather taught mo never to nlnif till m „ ~. ' was finished, and • .-. t i J • -, , n, ' v \ ir to spend my money nutill had oarncd It. If I had but an liom/« I folt very well P-ay, and then I could play \with muoh'more tho attend nt the magistrate's 1 assured I should be l.b.irated as soon as thoy , pleasure than if I had The' thought o\f an U n nfin! Irk . .'7 \\^ lmve del ««\««« th 'l 'Sr t t88k uef ^« »y ™ind. Yearly formed olerk. wh o would notTc.it.t e lo swear I v „ ! the habit of doing every thing in LeTnd James J hm.th, because I had admitted I 1 6 °°n it became easy to do so. ' ,1 ' owe my piospority\ was. and then boil would bo demanded, and for want of it I must bo immod.atoly packed It is to this I FaccUro. elf to prison. The thought of this degradation filled me I T , „.„. . . , , with sudden fury , and, without taking tune I r J ™J , 1 B1 1 '» n e»- •« defining his position to reflect on the consequences, I knocked ihe llUI,vl ' lnu, \ nv ft wandering turn ov mif ofiiecr down, though lie was a burly f u ll„„ \\'\« • • sesscd of a moderato' estate.\ sufficient''for'all f',\ ln,!W, ; n t oon t<\\*pt\ously \I didn't think Mr I ,w «« as big as mvsolf k\n tl7e-\ii\ttl7cierk _ | James J Smith such a spoon) as t o give ,he;\'toth e gutter, and immediately ran off ho. 1 ui\ mako •..»-».. . - • wuuiH—ana i uad no unreason r »M.„ i \ \l \ \\J \» «• g.vo ine e ones— I began to weary of my dull and ' f ,, ' 0,,eh . t , of rea<iln g ''is letters over ely existence, and cast about for ef. I was'balancing between two great ', 2 ' '° trouM » J'\u just now my reasonalile wants—and I had no unreason able lone reli ., . _ „ projects, one nf travel, the other of matrimony (both, indeed, in a general nay, for I was not in love with anybody or any particular place ) when a letter from m v old college-mate and correspondent, Horry Brown, o f Virginia, de tcrmined me in favor of the former li e was just forming a family party for a trip to Nia gara, which party b o invited me to join at says : , .• . kan net out ov the Union, but no «tnto kan • there fore, • — •- ' resent I m In favor ov having all tho. States rep • . mm. immoointo.y run off hop | j, —: tcd . 10 <-«ngres<. ; |ust as soon as there kan my way to the boardini; house • bo , un '' ena y wh ,'tu mails who-haint been ncoalod until Brown fhould ar' ' w \ n,fur 'tt-w in uch lately. This may diffi- nor to be gammon...) ho.eafter \ I shall wait, sir, till the h.ippy hour is over, and then. N r humbly chum t.. renew the acquaintance will, out renewing the note 1 Till when, your obe dient heriu.it to command, sir \ With that, my gentleman bowed and «tnlk cd off. strokiDg his ivhi.kers with on air of nn ultcroblo magnificence which I havo never of e-— ;•; l ~;~ J ••\\~ ,4 f c seen equalled bv onv but blacklegs. Philadrli.h.a, where ho expeoted to ^rrive at ] Tbit Unle i,; e ; tif ; oU besides movin an early day ; and he promised to bring along . with him n very charming unmnrried cousin of his. wh o might perhaps, he said, assist roe in trying the other project, aa soon as I got tired of traveling, provided only that I had .In spirit (and it requited great spirit) to woo and w() „ ,„ )r0 hw , lf | mm| n|ji , „ a( , p ,. )>re> ] win her . oil of which I regarded as a friendly ,| u .reforo, inj ( ,o5 .il.le that such a follow cul i pleasantry on the part of inv old chum. pretend, in any hone«t wnv, to the hnrtd of Iwent accordingly t o Philadelphia, and at ,| 10 .. rlc h young Inrtr\ referred to by the iHarry 'e suggestion took lodgings at a fashion nott ..| 10 lder , and doubtless tho fair E. of the able boarding bouse, at whioh he intended to f Wlter . fe | t t)|at l „ hooW p „ n i 8 },^f not defeat stop, and where I designed awaiting him t(l0 BC h 0 me8 of a rogue, and proteO* dcaerv- It was-on Friday, in the afternoon, that I , ni{ glr i an d a deceived parent, by keeping E. ' - * ' ' * \ ' ' elf in a i ii •„ —J • - - and assailed on both flanks, so that it wns only by tasking my activity to the utmost, and div. iii(» into every alley and by Way that offered that I managed to avoid my pursuers. My moving some-' Rreatest fear was of losing n.y way, for I knew what my choler. qu.te changed my resolution but little of the city, and the uniformity of the restoring the letter to tho post-office and \tre.ts and the great family resemblance b. thereby to my nn.n.-nke It seemed now 1. :.-i - - mg to there to lio conco | rive in the city \\\\\ \ r | cult to find, and it may he necessary tew admit This proved a more diffioult undertaVfnir > J\™ 0 .™ , f,,r n >P tl1 \> caso it should, I »peeled. lor there was immediately I 'f'~ mV \'? tll0ni lron cIld ' \> great nuo and cry rained. and tho streeU bo ! ° V g e P Mtn \\tor in our city. - mg l-retty full of people, (for it was not v.,t bUl , S \ 1 \ ' t, . ,a onl y f\ \ that iz. which eleven <> clock,, I was followed and headed I 8 |', wrfl for 010 diamtercitcdneis py our , ,. - , op-.\tween all its hod«es. are very perplexing t o a parent that my alter via- »ome rasenlly ad ! stranger Vet I thought I was keeping the venturer, the fellow ns well a« prey ..I hun i run of the streets, notwithstanding roy various audit appeared, doubling, and by-and by I was sure that a J. & D. H. DECKER, 3£ANXrFA0THREBS AND DEALER S in all kinds o f Cabinet Furniture, Picture Frames, and Coffins. Warerooms in Brick Block, corner o f .Genesee and Mill streets, opposite Beard HoteL jy5 yl arrived, and having established tm self in a i ifi*,\' \\ ece,v . ca , P\!; um - \V_ keeping E comfortable chamber. I salHed out to\ see some- • JT 8 lel 7 , „ y P ockot -* nd nooordmgly I put what of the e.ty, and inquire at the post-office ' eveD , ts - , th , \ Interception of the for letters from my frionl I received two let- 'f \ ea ^. » nd H'««by the ters..one from Harry, of a somewhat rj^teri . ' i !\L?f ' !f de ? r ? 1 T 11086 ' - - ando( 1 remainder of the afternoon rnm of them ! . \ B obout . t,, ° el *7. viewing it, and, until the dou l \ r K < > 1 •\-' now m sight was my boarding- housc l.ecnu«o it looked exactly like it. and it was Kiuu'arly situated near nnjUley. whioh— or one the perfect fuo-simile ot it— I had token notice of duiing the day. As I came nij/Ij the houso I found myself cut citizens. This plaintive advertisement appear* in a Cn.uul .au newspaper \ Will the gentleman who stole my melons on la*t Sabbath night bo goncrous enough to return mo a few of the seed, as tho melons are of a raro variety I\ G Hosnpliat has a plon for paying off tho National debt His pr\p<wtion is to convert ( the entire indohru.lncss into greenbacks and keep then in circulation until Uiey naturally wear out. Why Is a drunkard hositnting Jo sign the pledgo like a skepticul Hindoo I Becauso he doubts whether -to glvo up the jug or qoL' How is it ihat trees can put on a new dress without opening their trunks t Itlaboo&uto At \OH will find the best quality o f Fruit Jam SNELL, SMITH & CO.'S. IT II & co;'S • • SHPEtelO-R Mm:& PRINT PAPER, ty Orders solicited. j5l f ous quality ; tho other from a stran^ a character still inexplicable . bot^ written from Baltimore. Harry informed mo hthat be was on his way with his party, and hoped to be iti Philadelphia the following day, and b e added (and- this was the mysterious part o f his letter) that his aforesaid handsome consin was about to be snatched away from me by a particular fatality; ye t he did not de spair, he said, of my vet winning her, provided he should immediately find me upon reaching^ Philadelphia, and find me with spirit sufficient to take a most formidable but splendid adven ture. \ Confound his handsome consin I\ said I, \ whom I never heard of before, except in his last letter; and confound his splendid ad ventures 1\ and with that, with the greatest running from the opposite -direction to inter cept inc. I therefore plunged down tho alley, which was bndly lighted, and soon conducted mo to anolhr!r still darker one, which I per ceived ran at the hack of the tw o houses, and _ bounded tho yards or gardens, which were last moment, without further adventure. But ; merely enclosed with walls and fences, with a just as I was hunting my way back lo my . garden gate to each house. Tho idea struck boarding houso to tea, I was stopped by a I <ue that I might perhaps enter the boarding sharp though timid young fellow, a tailor's I houso through the garden gate, which I knew clerk, who begged my pardon. Believed that I must bo the second ouo. for the house itself was Mr James J Smith, reminded me that I was the second beyond tho alley. I tried the uwed a very long bill to his. employers. Messrs. htteli, it did not yield, but I had not with Snip & Shears, hinted that they had written drawu my band when the gate itself was cast two or three times on the subject, and conclu- open, and upon my rushing in it was immedi J J i._ ; ; „ - .... - - - - - ..... off from the doors by somo perrons who wereT*' 10 ^ leavo 001 their summer clothing. \\\—• • •- - ,. . . What sort nf a throat is life best for a singer to reach the high notes with ? A soar thVoat. ded by insinuating the pleasure I would con fer upon those gentlemen if I would be so good as to walk with him forthwith, down t o their shop, which was but seven or eight squares off. I replied to all this, that be had mistaken his man, that I owed Messrs. Snip and Shears nothing, and upon Ins presuming to express equanimity. I banished the memory of both , ^ l5orel||I , It • , tlje denial. I threatened to to examine and wonder over the second letter i, ,. u; ., ' _. L r • . . r \\ :, ; < -\ ••\ from my unknown correspondent, as follows- \ M T D EAB B OT —Shall be in Philadelphia Friday evening, with E to sign, seal, kiss and squabble, according t o compact; place afore mentioned,' Snail expect you—rings, posies, blushes and hysterics. Always promised you r dad that I would, and I will. - Your s resolutely, T . B.\ This letter Was .formally directed to James J. Smith, Eeq.posleretlante, Philadelphia, was manifestly written in an old man's hand, and as far as I could gather any sense from its odd and broken expressions, alluded t o a marriage which was in 'progress' between B. (Who was break his bones, U |>on which be became alarm ed and retreated But I observed hnu follow ing mo,at a distance, a fid dogging me all the way to my boardingiioiise. After tea, having no acquaintances in the city, I went to one of the theatres to pass the evening, and passed it, in Ihe main, very plea santly. I was, indeed at one time annoyed by the conduct of two o r three well-dressed but noisy youdg fellows 111 tbo flext box, who from their discourse I soon set down as* gamblers and determined rogues. .One of them who had red hair. 1 observed\ was\ ^very' genteel in Ms appearance, but be wa3 an abandoned despe rado in bis conversation; and from some re- aie'y closed'again, and bolted behind mo; nnd all this, I was certain, without ray having been seen from without, fur none of my pursuers had gone into the alley 'Besides, the gate was overhung by a great tree* which darkened tho alley and the whole yard, so that I could see nothing of the person who hail let ine in, except that it was a woman. And this she made still more manifest, by talcing roe around the neck and giving me a fitarty kiss, and ox claiming: \ I s it you, Jimmy, ray dear I And how camo you so late' and what js.it makes all this racket and running I\ \ Oh,\ whispered ll n some confusion, \ tbore. has been n fight, and the police are taking up everybody. 1 ' T : -f£^ > -. > \ [To bo continnedj *' WHy will you persist in wearing another woman's hair on yonr head t\ asked 1 Acid a bis wife. She retorted: '\Wh y will yon per sist in wearing another sheep's wool on your backJ\ \ Eob.\ said a young fellow at a fancy fair, \your're missing all the sights on this siae.\— \Nevor mind, Bill,\ retorted Bob, \ I'm siglit- int; all the misses on the oilier!\ Mankind should loarn temperance from the moon—the fuller the gels, tho shorter ber horns become. ->» •' I presume you won't chorge anything for just re ine.nbering me,\ said a one-legged sail or to a enrk leg manufacturer. What is the relation of the door-mat to tbe scraper I It is a step farther. Why ought a housemaid to have more lives than a call Beoause every morning tho re turns to dnst A little boy being asked. \ What is tho chief end of man I replied:—\Tho end what's got tbe head on.\ What trees are those which, when fire is appliod to them, aro exactly what tbey were before I Ashes. When a lady makes you a pair of slippers, she Wants you to put your foot in it> What would git e a blind man the greatest delight!—Light, What mast be 3one to condact fl newspaper righf^Write. Whi t .is. tbo b'estriiecs of counsel given by a justice of.the piece (—Peace. What is the great terriflerjj-Fjre. What is neoesiary to ft \sfmer to assist Mm ^ —System. , , who commit tba greatest abominations 1?'. —Nations,