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7Jr YOL. I. FAYETTKYILLK, N. Y., THURSDAY\ SEPTEIOUE-Il 27, i860. NO. IB 15^ rcBusrtsp Evrtiy TUCBSDAT, IN FAYETTEVILLE, N . Y . j A. DAKLIKG, Proprietor. POETRY. orncs BEARD BLOCK, OVER GAGK A.N D LINES' STORE TBHMS • $1.50 por annum, in variably in Advance. 1 square. TER1I8 OF ABVERTISI.Na _l_w . 3 w. 8 m. 6 in. 75 | 1 5 0 | 3 0 0 | 4 50 I 7 76 3squares 1 60 | 2 2ft | 4 6 0 | fi Mi | is < MJ 2 26 | 3 6t> | li 0 0 | »~T»jJ\l (ruO »-76 j\ 0~ 0 0 j I I 2 5 j 186» | 3n no l-4_col -1-2 col 1 enl 6 0 0 | t» 0 0 I 17 2 5 | un On | (lit in) fST Twelv e lines or lesa of brevier matter mak e a square. tS~ Legal advertisements inserted at the rates proscribed b y law . jy Business Cards, ID Card Column, not exceeding five lines, (4 per yea r XW Business Notices will lie inserted in th e Readin g Columns a t tbo rate of Twenty five Cents fo r th e first line, an d Five Cents for ever y subsequent line , each ineortion. t3P/~ Yearl y Advertiser s have the privilege ol changing quarterly. There will be n o de viation from advertised rates, unless a special contract is made. Tlio World In Full of Beauty. Ther e to beauty in th e foresi. Wher e the trees at e green and fair. Ther e is bcautv in th e meadow, Wher e the (towers count the air , There is beauty in th e sunlight. An d tho so't blue beam above , 0 ! th e world is full of b. auty When th e heart is full of love I Ther e is beaut y in th e fountain. Singing gaily at its plnv Whil e rainbow buea are glittering O u its silvery, shiny spray , Ther e is beauty in the streamlet. Murmuring softly through th e grove , 0! the world is full of beauty \\ he n th e heart is full of love 1 Ther e i s henuty in the moonlight, Whe n it sleeps upon th e sea. While the blue. fonui-cru'tod billows Danco an d frolic jiiyoualy Ther e is beauty I D th e lightning gleams Tha t o'er th e dark nave s ro\c, 01 the world is full of beauty Whe n tho heart la full of love! Ther e is beaut y in th e brightness Beaming from a loving eye. In th e wnrin blush fif affection, lu the tear »f sympathy , In tho sweet, low voice whose accents Th e spirit's gladness prove , O' tbe world is full of beauty Whe n tho hoart is full of love ' ], \ Bu t Kute! dear Kate , do tell m o how it. delightful, aud-I-rosolvod to await th o issue of ' came ubutit Tou t o elope? and*without even lIK: adventure . Wo soon arrived a t a pretty tbo -pur ol i pp.Kiti.in'\ lurnl village , wher e w o ungngod horses with ' 1 did tft elope— I wa s run awa y with * •' ou t leavin g tl.e carriage, an d I found that Mr [ \S o n-| .irt mud V.i i u seem well and I-orrimer hatf ongnged relays of post horses at I bnppv, «*riu resigned to \ our fute. winc h doe s ever y stage, nut always happuu in ca»c-i of abduction.\ i Thus, travelin g wit h a vory agreeabl e do. After a good deal of-tea-ing and tantalizing, greo of opeed, toward s nightfall w o readie d . Kute gave ua a history of her escapade, which , tho prett y little tow n of . Her o my nb- »e will repeat in pretty near her ow n words — j ductor conducte d m o t o tbo best hotel, whor o I at louot a* nearly as we cuu romeinbor. | h e ha d alread y ongftged doublo apartments. Mr Lornuier, said she . waa brut presootcd \ Miss Osborn,\ hu said , a s h e le d ino t o an to me at a ball. I had been persecuted that < old-fashioned room, overlooking a garden, \I evening beyond expression , such a set of in- d o no t intend t o bo a n intruder. Bu t yo u must -ane and fulsomo adorers, mouthing their af- , b e half famished. Permi t m o t o order yo u feetcd compliment*, and striving to mak e m e i aorau dinner—the best th e house oan afford.\ , believe myself the veriest ungel that hud over j \ I t is highly necessary,\ I replied, some appeared lu th e realms of faslnou. I wa s sick . wha t sullenl y 'of it all, and I determined, at tho risk of lie- \ Yo u required a proof ofmylovo. I hav e quiring an unouviablo reputation ufsulfco u give n yo u th o best lu my power, by runnin g ', eett au d singularity, t o make my own terms away wit h you. \ ' beforehand with the next \ eligible ' tha t pro j ' A fine projif I an y on o could hav e dono a s sealed himself. Just us I hud arrived a t this 1 much' d-termioatiun P Advertisement s Dot accompanied wit h directions will b e inserted until forbid and charged accordingly! BUSINESS CARDS. REi VEN U E UOUSE, By J. C. CrosM. Corner of Genese e ud North Mill St Aleo, OBOCXDT STORE, corner of Genese e an d Mill streets, ^ FAYETTEVILLE. N Y. \ L. €. GAtlDNER. ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR A T LAW , Notar v Public an d Insurance Agent, at Fay- cttevfilo. N Y \ F. H. ALLEN, 8 h it v I n g Saloon, BEARD HOTEL . jy5 ly FAYETTEvn.tr:. N Y LIVERY. BY J. L. MATHEWS <fc SON . First door west o f Snell, Smith <t Co.'a store, across tb e bridge. Fayettevillo, Jul y 10, 1806. jyl O ly GAGE & LINES' Wbole»als.and retail dealers i n DRY GOODS , GROCERIES , BOOT S AND SHOES , Ready-Made Clothing, &.C., dtc. T HE Plac e t o get you r Boots and Is at Shoes, SNELL , SMIT H <fc Co's. COAL ! P RICE of Stov e an d Eg g Coal $S.60 Price of Chestnut CoaL 7 6 0 jySt f B . C. <fc H . BEARD. J. & D. H. DECKER, MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS i n all ^ MISCEUVWEOIS. KATE OSBORN'S ELOPEMENT. Sweet Koto Osborn I ^h o wa s indeed a very beauty after ou r ow n hoar t Pictur e t o you r self, reuder . a gentle loving, nlfcetiounte crea ture , wit h those rich dark eyes tha t appea l in their almost futlioniless depth , whe n they can b e persuade d to allo w yo u t o gnzu into them between th e lung heavy lushes, n i thick an d almos t a s long (an d this is a rar e attraction) on the lower eyelid as on tin- uppe r Thermo wa s a spice ot fun, withal, in those wonderful eye*, that allowed it -elf in spite of all etforla tji keep it down , an d gav e c\ Hence tha t sweet I Kate , gentl e as sh e win, wa s ml withou t he r • power of Belf defrnc e to\ tie used on occasion i But th o occasion was long wantin g for Kate , when w o lirst knew her, and fivo or six years afterwards , lived secluded with he r fa- ; ther and a n o d aunt , i n a retire d village of \ or kali ire. I Thcr o sh e was worshipped at a distanco b v th e sh y curat e an d some half dozen of routi trtlied beaux, who thought he r lon g bright . curl s an d Well proportione d figure, an d above all. he r spleudid dar k eves, th e ver y attributes of a n earthl y goddes s But Kate was no t destined alwav s t o remain immure d amid th e elms 'if Kuottinglv .Mo- cam e t o bi d us adieu on e Sprin g morning, with tear s ID he r long lashes an d a sob in he r white throat , informin g ua tha t sheJifld. received a n invitatio n from a cousin in \London who. al mos t a s great a beaut y as Kut e herself, hnd married a distiDguislu -,1 in-ml >er of parliament an d wa s no w a belle in hisliKirmble circles For a lon g tim e after tins wo hear d little of our dear Kate , for she wa s n o correspondent, sav e fi\ ing rumor s tha t sh e hat] create d an mi meos o sensation, and ha d received offers mu u incrabl e from some of th e highes t \ eligiLlea\ in the ga y world. We hav e omitte d t o stato tha t ou r favorite possessed a very trice fortune- i n the funds,' to. ibe tone of suine te n thousan d pounds . Having jus t attaine d he r majority, this for \ tune m'gbt hav e hn d some wrlueucu in aitrac t ing suitor * for he r bau d . thoug h wo were then • as now unwillin g t o admi t so sordid an ele ment int o th e scale with our Kate' s persouul an d menu! chat ma The nex t news o f Kate wa s considerably mor e startling. Indeed , ft to much unncrvud us that w o let fall a cu p of gunpowde r te a on , ou r bes t Turke y carpet , scaldin g into th e bar- ; f ai n the silky righ t ca r of ou r graceful little 1 talian greyhound . Kate ha d eloped—yes , actuall y eloped, o r | rather , n s other report s stated , sh e ba d been | cu p away wit h agains t her will, b y a tern bit, bandi t of a man , an d forced t o marr y a t th e pistol's muzzle. TheTiew a wa s s o extraordioa - • r y that after th e first surprise w e refuted t o 1 believ e it, bn t a very puzzling lette r from Kate herself assured ua tha t It was , at least in I perceive l M r Arthur Lorn uier approueluu g me, evidently for tbe pur - po.-e ot being introduce d Her o wa s a lino opportunit y tor commencin g tho new role. H o gracetu.ly, yet noitohiuiuully. begged the hoiior o f my bun d for th o nex t dance . \ I snail • be happ y t o dunc e wit h you , upo n one condition,' I sa;d . ' N uiue it I\ \ Piomisu tha t yo u will no t pa y roe court. \ \ 1 pruimsu,\ au d ho kep t bi s word . To rewar d hi m for hi s obedience, I danoed with hu u every timu w o met . A vur y plea san t intimac y sprung up belwoc n us , which , pur e an d friendly a s It was. ba d th e elfuot of keeping former suitors tit n distance , for whic h yo u iuu \ be sur e I wo s tiul y thankfu l Uu e splendid morning w e happene d t o meet J a t a breakfast puny, givcu b y Lady Lonsdul u at ho r prett y vid a o n th e buuksof tb e Thames . Kvcrytluug wus perfect , tb e guosta wer e cho sen mid bored each othe r ns Titllu a s possible. Mr l.omuie i an d I walke d aroun d tb e grouuds logulbo r Nonehow o r othe r w o strayed from ou r companion* and found ourselves alou o in a lieautilul shady walk. cumc, agitated, bu t this I alfectud no t t o pu r ceive. All ut onco h e stopped abort. '\ Mtsa Osborn, \ h e aaid—an d though ' bi s voice trembled , ho looked straight through m o wit h thos e penetratin g blu e orbs of his— 'Mis s Osborn, 1 hav e a proposition t o make t o you.\ ••Spea k freolv\ I feplied, playin g wit h th e curds of m y initiitilctte \ •• Will yo u tak e mo for a husban d i \ \ Seriously ! \ - Seriously or gaily, whic h you will ' An d this is you r prumisu no t t o }. to mo I\ \T'hon why di d n o on o else thick of doing so t Bu t I huv e yet t o giv e yo u proof of my esteem, an d thi s I d o b y retiring. Suffer m e to pa y my respect* t o you i n tb o morning.\ \ (»o now . thon,\ Baid I, half laughingly. Tli s is th o whol e history of my nbduotion. It waa a dnngurous frulio, I confess, an d yo u will b o butter pleased wit h wha t follows. I have persuade d hi in t o bu y Grange Hall, and wo intend t o settl e dow n amon g you . an d to esche w th o follies of that ga y world which suits his feelings no bettor tha n thoy d o mute. Thua ended Kate' s narrattvo. Tbo goo d ootiplo are livin g amon g us yot . It vonornblo Derb y an d Jonn, surrounded b y a large family of lovel y children. Highl y pop ular amon g their neighbors, tbeir oluuf joy s are in tho attractions an d pleasures of a home, oelobratod through tho whol e ouunty for hos pitality, an d oonsiderad as a model hom o for all youn g couples . Suc h i s th e pleasant seduel t o Kat e Osborn' s olopement Ancrdoto of Gen. Grant. Of Grant's bovhood , many storlea illnstro- 1 noticed that h o bo- j ting th e trut h of Wordswort h s lino tha t \ Th o boy is th e father jof th e man, \ have bee n Cold, but th e best of all —th u on o exhibiting to th o greates t advantag e his loading charact eristi c is a stor y which w o beard from th e lips of ou r late President, bu t a fow weeks before bis untimel y doath. Th e subject of conversa tion. w« tho waF, ' Wel l \ said Mr. iiincoln, • \ whe n Cirnnt started for Riohmond last spring, an d Baid b e was a -going t o fight it ou t on tha t lino, if i t took all summor, I mndo u p my min d that like th e old coon, which dipt r>uott sho t at , Le e ha d got to 'come down''' uay court ' H e than ndifSd, turning t o m e and Irughing | \ Ool di d you eve r hear th e story of OunDl at t cirous? \ \No sir\ '• Well. I think that i t i s Itltorory Curloaltlcn. Hor o Is a letter tha t wa s sen t to a n under taker by a n afflicted widower: \ Sur—My waif i s de d an d Warnta t o be e bomod touiorro. At Wunor klok. U noxo wnir t o dig the hole—b y th e aide or my to o Uthe r Wolfs—lot it b o deep\ Hero is on o t o a doctor : \ Oer—Yol o obleg o m o of £ol e ouro dnnn un co m o I hn v a BudJcnwd a m Hill iu iny Bow Hill s a n hov lost my Happy Tight. \ Th o following letter, received b y a school master, wa s liable t o be misunderstood : «\-Sai>i»a-yu ar e a ma n o f aoladg o I iuleu d to Inter my sn u in you r skull.\ Tbe following bill wu s sont t o a gentleman: aosafada 1 SO 6t> ' th e best thin g I eve r hoard about him. It \ It is for th e sure r keepin g of tha t promis e tha t I make th e proposal. Look o t mo well.\ , , , , , . . , , . - And h o drew his figure t o it s utmos t height,! ' u •' em ' , wl,e \ 1,0 wft9 ton , or twuIvo l eaTH , oi \t »PP «»pnot« honor s fo r deed s that neve r war o •1 a,u no t altogeher a bad-loolun g fe |f ow 1 f'^us eomnany cam e alon g an d 'Lys, a s theTaune.\ such ail am , 1 o.'l-r mysel f t o you ? wit h all boys called him. wen L Whether h e pai d hi s \ — • my qualities, good an d ovil, int o tb o bargain . \ fo^V-five cent.—and Iratbo gueas - 1 ° it. A *» b didn't—or If yo u liko ine wo will be maenad/ ' Vou ure a terrible creature,\ I ejaculated. I ratbo guess b e crnwle d in under thu tont as I did a youngster , I don't kno w Well, they or mule trained so that nobody him without being thrown , at Do yo n thin k a woman' s lieart i s t o bo car - I , a P\ n y ried b y stor m in tnis wa y »\ ' coul ' 1 ndu • VV ell. I will gi reflect upon your a ring Severa l trie d anil wer e shake n off. e yo u twenty-fou r hours t o th \ u « h , a dol » ar wn ' offered t o an y on e wh o t upo n you r annwu r \ , \\\\'d hang on , whilo h e went onco roundjho ' Tbree dnvs, o r 1 reluso yo u a t onco \ , , , , , . \Very well. Miud, 1 shal l no t give you nn I l\'\l''' 3 thought tha t fun wa s over, when in hour loou'er \ \ i 5tP PP I 'd ' Ly, too k off h m lint an d cout, an d ,, ... , ., , 'said.'I wil l try hi m ' He go t on . and bun g \ I'romiso m e that , meanwhile , you wil l -• - • ... — ° atacmonimomagi n Podo, Josof Jox n 2 00 Th e itoms o f that bill are no t apothecaries' artloles, as might b o supposed , bu t merely , \ A horso half a day an d a taking of hi m borne again.\ COONT TIIE COST.— A write r i n tho Rural New Yorker says.- roonll th e instances whore farmers wen t ahea d wit h improvements , with out countin g tbo cost, till it too k th e farms t o pa y for them. Improvement s ar e a nice thing, if one has th o read y onsh to mnk o tbotn • If tntt, bownro of tho temptation . Onl y those should bd mado a t first tha t will return th o outla y again. Farmin g should b e oouduote d o n busi nes s principles. If a merchan t Is no t able t o own a storo, h e rents one . If a farmer ha s not-mone y t o ereo t new buildings , b e hnd but ter get alon g wit h hi s old ones. If a merchan t invoste money, h e expect s t o go t It all bnok again, an d more too. If a farmer buys mnnur o or merin o sheep, h e should aee tha t the y ar e so used, tha t tbey return th e original cost and profit. If a farmer lay s out money i n ditch ing, b e should d o i t wher e two o r thre e crops will pa y i t back wit h interest. <l»i> Boous Hr .noKs. —Every wa r produoes it s Pis - tols an d Fulstnffr, an d th e postilont braggado cios aro as groat nuisnncos whe n renoe returns. They are to bo henr d about election time, and by thoir importunities -push modes t meri t ont of the wny . Investigat e th o claim s o f thes o heroes, who desire yonr vote o p you r admira tion—don't take for granted all the y say . Just prick them a little, an d yo u will find the y will ent locks. Lieut. Gen. Sberumri ruuently re marked about thorn, in o lette r t o Bowma n : \ It is amusin g t o obiorvo how brav e an d firm sonio me n bocomo whe n nil dange r is pns t I lmvo notioed on th o fields o f battl e brav e me n nover Insult tho anpturod o r mutilato th e dead ; but tho cowards nnrl braggarts alway s do . Now, whan tho rebolllon in ou r Innd i s dead, man y FalstnfTs appea r t o brandish th e evidenc e of their valor, and see k t o wi n applaus e an d to speak n o mur e of th e matte r '* 1 promise.\ An d we chatte d upo n differ ent subjects, until w3j parted . llireo day s afterwards , a l th e same hou r of th e day , w c me t at a mornin g concert . Mr . rime r suated himself hi side m e kind* o f Cabinet Furniture, Picture Frames, j part, perfectly true. 1 and Coffins. Wareroom s in Brick Block. Th U letter though did no t preparo u s for corne r of Genesee an d Mill streets, opposite | wha t followed a fortnight afterwards—a visit Bear d Hotel. jy5yl Y At OU wil l find th e best quality of Fruit Jure SNELL, SMITH <fe CO.'S. TP SE & CO.'S SUPERIOR BOOK & PRINT PAPER, * MANLITJS; N. Y. Orders solloited. j5tf from Kate Sb o cam e flying in, arrayed in th e most ele gant Regent-street attire, but wit h a warmth and earnestness about her that showed that the fashionable world had no powe r to corrupt he r i heart, o r damage in tb e least tha i honest, lov ing simplicity of character, which wit h all her • beaut y and all he r fortune, constituted her principal charm. \ Why Kato I Kat e Osborn !\ w e began. | \Mrs. Arthur iornmer. if you please, re turned she , with a playful sort of dignity ] \ I be g yoo r pardon, Mrs. Arthur Lorn'mer The n it i s all truo about your marriage.\ ' This wa s said more with a vie w of introdu cin g th e subject than •from an y remaining I doub t we had. I \ True! Of course it is I Wh y should yo u I disbelievo it, yo u dear old—\ As we bavo no t revealed our se x or age, w e shall no t sa y wha t th e beautiful Mrs. Lorrimcr deigne d to call us. on, until almost round, whe n ho ub'd off us'or tho animal's head like all others. No t in tho leust disheartened, ho jumptc d u p an d said, ' I should like to tr y hi m again,'and amid tho cheers of th e spectators, awa y ho won t again. • L,or \ | But this time, faced t o th o rear, coiled his*legs , , ., , around -the body , and held on b y th e tail. Th o - It is the time agreed upon said he . in a I nmnm , trie j ,„ } vain< wlth bead down, toshak e low lone, druW.n^ o„ t Ins watch. \\ ou r reply ' ' lllm off n8 he hnJ ,j ono bcfor0i but jt was D0 •Mr Lornmer. I have had man y luoujjhla 8ort „ f „„. , there Grant stuc k liko grim doath, during theBe tbree dnya ( on ,l came off victorious. Jus t so ho'll stick to •loo many , perhaps. An d h o fixed bis i ll( .| im „ n ,) A s Mrs. Ornnt says,'he' s n ver y searching eyes o u mine. obstinate man.'\— A Staff Officer. •• I huve been thinking that yo u di d no t In i •» , . reality love mo I\ I FzaTiLizEoa A correspondent of the Bosto n •• I will prove that t o yo u hereafter.\ I CulUvniir, o n th e resources a former ha s from •• Hut 1 should like in be sure of it no w \ j whi^h t o draw fertilizers for his land, nsks . \What ca n idol Yo u bavo forbidden m o i ><p w g tho reader make tho moat ofbi a re- to court you.\ ' sources ? Is ther e notlnng loft that ca n b e con- •' 1 know it. Still, before I consent, I mus t verted into fertilizing material 1 Ho w Is It wit h have one good, undeniable proof of your lovo.\ th e ho g pe n I Is that well supplied wit h good •• You shall hav e iu\ 1 material to absorb th e liquid as well a s tb o am- And m y lover fell into a reverie tha t lasted i moniat A freo suppl y will tend t o keep th e during th e reiuuinoer o f Uio coooei-t (norjs clean an d furnish a qtratitrtyof mmnrre. A -ibuit tune elapsed, an d 1 tm v ver y little i The n there is a privy, whic h is to o frequently of Mr Lornme r 1 ulterwards tound tbat h e I allowe d t o wast e its ammonia , instead of ab- bad beun absent dm mg a purt of tb e time. At I gorbeitts supplie d to fix it , A tigh t vaultjint o leu .'in, one beautltul July morning, m y cousin | whic h dr y muck , plaster, loam, eta, may b e formed i t party to Kiehiuund , w o wer e to g o 1 Introduced an d mixed, will BUpply severa l to some po .nl of interest m tha t neighborhood. I loads of poudrette , superior t o wha t the mar- Before I kne w wiiul 1 wa s about, 1 found my- 1 ke t affords,, wit h little labor. Tbe he n roost self seated beside my singular suitor m bi s ! w j|l suppl y several barrels o f goo d guano , of britzkn. H e waved his hand t o tbe/est ot th e I ttio quality of which there is n o question, when party, wh o were ascending their vivrro/jSVehl | hom e manufactured, by suppl y of dr y loam, cles} au d giving directions t o their aervonts, . plaster, ecU, with frequent overhauling.\ and off w e set at a full gallop. j . •• Wha t are yo u about J\ 1 exclaimed. \You j ^ LITTLE MIXED.—Dr. F. sometime s drank a will not dnro—\ , goo d dea l a t dinner H o was summone d ono - Dare ! t o be sure I shall,\ replied my com-, evening to- se e a lady patien t when h o wa s panioD, with provoking nonobalanco. 1 di d i m oro than \ hal f seas over,\ an d conscious that not kno w tfueibi-r to laugh or be angr y 1 1 h e was so. O n feeling he * pulse, an d finding looked back a t our party, lulendin g t o appeal , | )mltc |f unablo t o count it* beats, h o muttered, to some ou e fur succor, bu t m y daring lover •• Drunk, b y Jove '\ Nex t morn'mg, recollect- had already placed a couple ol nules betwee n \ D g ^ c ji-cum»tance, h e wa s greatly vexed , us an d them. lan d jus t a s b e was thinkin g wha t explanation '• Mr.'Lornmer,\ I sail), assumin g a decent 1 h o shoul d offer to tho lady , aletUr.was pu t degree of indignation—for I wu s tua muc h 1 , n to bi s hand. \ Sh e to o wel l knew, \ said lbs taken by surprise really t o feel it— ' thi s is un 1 letter; \ tha t h o had discovered tliti unfortu. unheard of indignity.\ jaiato condition in which. aKo wa s vflien h e ha d \ No , Miss Oaburn, it i s onl y an-elopcmcut.\ I wa s silent. Th o da y wa s splendid , ou r rapid motion a s wo flew through- th e air was visited her; an d shu entreated hi m t o kee p th e matte r a socret, in consideration of thD\»rr- closed ou e hundre d dollar bilL\ A WOMAN THAT'S HAao TO PLKASE.—She doe s not like a rasa that's tall, a ma n that's short is worse than all Sh o much abhors a man that's fat . n ma n that's lean is wors e thn n tha t A youn g mn n i s a constan t pest ; nD ol d ono woul d he r room infes t No r does nho like a ma n that's fair r n ma n tbats dark sh e oau- ont bear. A ma n o f senso sh o could no t rule; find yet she woul d no t w.ed a foo l A sober man slro wnnld no t tnko ; a drunke n ma n Iver heart woul d break. Al l thes e sho doe s sin cerely hate , an d yet sbo love s th e marriag e state. A certain Madam Cress well, infamousl y cele brated in th o play s of Charles th e second's i tune, died-in Bridewell , nnd bequeathe d £)0 to have a sermon preache d in whic h nothin g hu t n/hnt was wel l o f he r elTould bo said. Th e sermon IB satdh-t*—bjjve been written by th e Duke o f BucktnghntnTNind was as follows : All I shall sa y o f hor i s mis:—She wa s born well, an d sho married welU she lived well, an d she died well—fo r sh e wan born a t Shnd-wolt, married to Cress-TCtfjl^sho live d a t Olarkou- wellfjnnd died in BridSiwolL\ SALT AB A MANUHK.—A corresponden t o f th o Canada farmer ba s experimente d with sal t an a manure. He sowe d it o n barle y an d oats a t tho rate of on e hundrad and fifty pound s pe r srro, leavin g strips o f unsow n grai n in eac h f.eld in order to tes t th o efficacy of th e salt. He i s confidont tha t it-added ooo-thlrd t o bU «orx - -John-Jolin^toBc-gaJbflUe.vfl, nlai stl t i s a valuablo mnnur o o n hi s lnnd. I t i s probacle that th e best results, wit h It ar e pro duced o n rich land. Two eminen t mombers o f th o Irish bar . Doyl e nn d Yelfrrton, quarrelle d on« day . s o violen tly. that from bar d words the y came t o hard blows. Doyle, tb o mos t powerful of tb e two (a t th e fists, » t least,) knocke d dow n hi s antagonist twice, vehementl y oxclairuing; \You scoundrel. I'll make Vo u behav e yourself lik e a gentleman. \ To which Yelvetoo , rising, re«- plied wit h equal indignation : \ Ho, sir, never . I del y you , I defy yoa I Yo n coul d no t d o it. \ A gentlema n i n New Have n ba a eaught i n his garden, with twenty-fou r wide-mouthe d bottles, partl y filled wit h vinega r an d molasses, three bushels of files, bugs, millers, Ac. Th e bottles were hun g upo n hi s garde n fence. Dar ing tho first seven days , th e amoun t of flies, \ocL caugh t wa s forty-two solid quarts. A man' stopping hi s paper, wrote t o the- t&U tor:—\ I think folks ottend to spen d their munny for .papers ; my dad didn't, an d every bod y «ez be wa s th e intelligyntist ma n i n tb e country, an d be d th e smartest family of boya tha£ evor digged taters.\
