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II N IB II la It Is to D0 . of of ip-- h for in in the By Elias in r ii nil , . - - his twin this and how that feller has l B12CK THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY NOVEMBER 18, 1922. T3otxKsh nndlMPerlmutter One Partner Con- vinced That Wise Make Aris tocrats Some Our Politicians. Monors jyrooosed Some Represen- tative, Americans Political Life and Industries. Montague Glass. SEEN Kugelmann eight limousine morninn. Mawruss, developed since he made a couple of million dollars out oi the Kugclmanii U n- - swallowable Safety Pin whatever he. calls it, y'under-stan- d, you wouldn't believe at all.\ Abe Pot- ash said his can remember a few years back when if a business man rated at more than ten to fifteen thousand dollars credit fair would sav 'Good morning to Kugelmann he would turn red in the tacc and get all choked tin over the idea that aristocrat like that should notice mr.i BBHH5 or to an THE EVENING WORLD'S ; zJK From Vancouver, B. C, to Seattle, U. S. A. k CHAPTER XXXIII. PriUB Good Ship Makebcllevo gilded I gracefully Into tho Strait of Juan ae I'uca. ino isianu or Vancou- ver lay on her port side and the State of Washington on her starboard, rival- ing each other In beauty of tcunery. Alwayj loyal to tholr own country, Alice and JamlQ liked the forest cov- ered hills of the Evergreen Htato tho better, also the lovely Islands, culled San Juan at the hend of the .Strait of Juan de Fuca where Its waters meet those of l'uget Sound. At Ban Juan Island tho Clood Ship Uakebclicvo mado Itn first Mop after netting sail from Alaska. And (liero the children taw tho nuulnt old' En- glish Block House which still stunds ns a relic of dangerous days when betwrvn tho United Htates . na.l..l. r ..... V.I .. ....... I.. II The boundary now turns north 11 with the cour.-n- j of Haro Strait. The pLsn Juan Islands uro within our Imr- - ers. \ island - I salmon On theso - intra AN AMERICAN ARISTOCRACY? \A\ b great many people UVe the President of a university seriously, It wouldn't inrprlse mo In the least If u number of millionaire!) Is already jetting quota Hons on noblemen's supplies from London \I for our, would n whole lot tooner see an Ignoramus elected Knrl of Bronx tlmn Assemblyman from the Twenty-thir- d Assembly District, becauso an Karl is practically harmless except to chorus ladles and manicurists.\ \A member of the House of Lords can Toto against the IIouso of Commons till be (tots voters' cramp or something, and tho ITouso of Commons five dollars worth of dress fasten- ers from him simply because, on account of the way he looked and acted, they didn't want to have his suicide on their consciences, y'un-derstan- d, and in fact, Mawruss, he could have sat for a picture of a Greek refugee who had just missed the last American destroyer two days' growth of whiskers and ev- erything. But to-da- y yet, Mawress he give me sucli a cold look when he seen me, that if I hadn't such a good memory for faces, y'under-stan- d, the least I would have sus- pected him of being would be Otto Kahn.\ \Well Abe,\ Morris commented, \I necn It In tlio papors where tho President of a university makes a speech and says thnt tho finish of America ns a democracy, y'under- stand, Is only a mutter of nettling tho terms of tho reorganization, bo that In a few years we would have an arUtocracy the same, like In England, where If u feller makes a hit in the soap business at 2156, 215S aDd 2160 South Ludlow Street, corner of an Avenue, Wlgnn, Lancashire, fisheries. Alice and Jamlo saw the Ilrutllng traps where thousands on thousands of talmon arc caught from tprlng to fall. They saw tho canner- ies whero tho fish uro cooked and canned and shipped to all parta of the world. \I wl.h tho wulnion t?aton were on now,\ Bald Jumlc, who was always inont interested In the machinery of thlngH and wanted to t.co It go. \I wthh thut too,\ Alice seconded. \It's hard to Imagine what the In- dustry Is like now with no one about and not u fluh In Hlght.\ \All aboard for Seattle,\ cried tho Pirate suddenly. \There's no use staying wishing here. Hut maybe you want to wait for the. uprlng fisheries.\ \Not I,\ lniiRhed Jumle. \Nor I,\ Joined Alice, ns they scrambled aboard and continued dow I'lliret Sound. Pugrt Sound m a great Inland sea with many green islunds dotting it h blue witters und Irregular Iwyn nnd Inlets making an Intricate, lacy out-lin- around It. IIh lovely heenery no ilel'Khli'il tlie children Hint their vo- cabulary of exclamations iuito g- c out. simply laughs In his It'll w the \Stllllonnlrcs In this country gets aiiujr with a whole lot of things in tho dlrorco lino that ordinary cltlscns wuold get run out of town on n rail for. So why not promote them to be Earls Pukes und raako them work for their titles t\ \During tho busy season somo Maris and Dukes lays moro cornerstones in Kngluml than u union stone muson In good standing Inys in America during tho course of his whole working life.\ \Ono of tho best ways I know of to bar profes- sional politicians from offlco would bo to mako Lords. Dukcti and Earls of them und set them to work laying cornerstones.\ y'undorsUnd, the King elves him hla choice of becoming the Earl of Lud- low, Baron Ammerman, Lord Wlgan or the Duke of Lancashire.\ \But Kugelmano's factory In on Kast 138th Street In tho Bronx, Maw- russ,\ Abe protested \and as there lu anyhow six successful manufac- turers in business on l3th Htroet, there's bound to be a lot of dupli- cates In the American aristocracy, If what this here Preildont of a uni- versity says Is true, Mawruss.\ KUGELMANN AS EARL OF BRONX. \It's true that be eald It, even If what ho aald ain't true,\ Morris re- torted, \and an a groat many pnp1a take the President of a university ser- iously, especially when ho is making a fool of himself, Abe, It wouldn't surprise me In the least If a number of millionaires Is already setting quotations on noblemen's supplies from the London manufacturers.\ \Out what good did this here col- lege President think an aristocracy would do to America outside of hotel proprietors being able to soak such an aristocrat a ten-doll- ar rate for a five-doll- ar room?\ Abe asked. \I don't know what the college President thinks, Abe, but to my mind , Capt. George Vancouver, the first whlto man to explore Puget Sound, (May 13. 1792), said then that It needed only the homes of men to mako this tho most beautiful land on earth. Hlnco then men have come: havo built nml prospered on the Miores of the Mediterranean of North- western United States. Cities and towns and smaller set- tlements frtngo the Sound. Its bays und river. Then comes Seattle. \Is this It?\ Jamie o.ticstloned. Was this buHtllng town with Its ships und wharves, tall buildings, street roll-wa- and rrowds, was It really Amer- ica's nowost big city? Ho could Hcurecly believe it. \It has grown very used to both Its newness nnd Its bigness,\ Allco thought. \Why. Seattle Is quite like many other cities old enough to be its mother.\ \I want to see the fnmoun Totem Pole lforc I believe this Is tho rlg'U eily,\ J .'II n le decided. \You'll (lnd It in Pioneer Place ut th iunetlon ot I'irst Avenue nnd V'sler Way,\ lie was l\M. The Totem Pule proved to lie u tall carved, gaily colored pole, covered faco and passes law nnj- - and I would u wliolo Jot sooner sea n' millionaire elected a Duke or an lSarl than a United Btatoa Henator or a United States President,\ Morrla said. \Which there seems to be an Im- pression among a whole lot of people that just because a manufacturer makes a few millions out of u patent safety pin or a patent automobile, Abe, right away he becomes it states, man, a philosopher and a financier. And as a general thing, Abe, the mil- lionaire agrees with them down to tho ground, y'understand. Ho, therefore, Abe, I for one would a whole lot sooner see an Ignoramus like Ellas Kugelmann eleoted Karl of Bronx than Assemblyman for tho 23d Assem- bly Dtaliiul of the Bronx, because an Karl Is practically harmless except to chorus ladles and manicurists, whereas even an Assemblyman can help pass some pretty rotten laws, especially If ho thinks that being a millionaire puts him above the rest of his fellow citi- zens who ain't millionaires.\ \nut over In England when they make a millionaire liver pill manu- facturer a lord, Mawruss, he becomes right away a member of tho House of Lords, which I understand Is the same like the United Htates Henato,\ Abe observed. \Then you understand wrong, Abe,\ KIDDIE KLUB KORNER SATURDAY SPECIAL FEATURE Around the World and What Alice Found OLP E-Jveii- SH mouse- -. WHY NOT? mm im, Terk Bleats fnm SB! KIDDIE CONTRIBUTIONS WESLEY BARRY'S LITTLE CHUNKS OF WISDOM. \HOBOING\ say that there Is a new kind THEY hobo nowadays. What la a hobo?\ you ask, kiddles. He Is Just a person who won't do honest work to support himself. But to go back to the new kind of hobo he Is known as the automobile hobo. He gets possession of some old car usually a \tin Llzrle\ and drives like a king Into byways wheri the old kind of hobo who tramped or sneaked rides on a freight train never got. Of course, the only part of this story that Is hobo is Wcs Barry and Nlles Welch sleeping in the hay. It happened thus way: Wea and Nlles had gone to hunt squeeze-scum-squecz- In a Ford and they were returning home, when all of a sudden their machine came to a sudden stop, with a Jar that sent Wes'B head g'amash against the top of the cover. They tugged and turned at the crank, but the car never budged. They lifted up the lid and worked error the spark plug1 tried, tried again, but the old car stuck. Then tbey looked In the tank, and tho riddle was solved they, were out of gas. Being ten miles from nowhere, they looked around and found a deserted barn. Bo Wcs and Nlles decided to try the hay for a night Weo liked It. P. S. Never hunt for squeeze-scum-squeez- they like gasoline bet-ter'- n water. Wea. with figures of birds and beasts and also with queer faces. \What are they supposed to mean?\ Alice wanted to know. \Shall we listen to what those men are saying V Perhaps wo'll find out that way.\ Alice. Jamlo and tho Pirate strain- ed their ears without catching a word that they could undorMtand. These men wore not speaking Egnllsh, Hint was certain. Nor did the words sound llko French. Their governors always spoke French to Alice and Jamie Finally, \They're talking Esperanto,\ the Plrato Informed tho children. \What country aro they from?\ Jamlo Inquired. \From the U. a. A ,\ the Pirate replied. \Then what language is Esperan- to?\ Jamlo Insisted. \It is called tho International language. There are thousand people In Scuttle who have innate id this newest of all language \ \It Ij quite fitting tlitit tl pe,,,.. ol the newest city hliould s, ,k I Intest toiiBiie.\ inilRlntl Alne. nnd J.'imi and tla Pirate agimj Hi. i K1I8 1 Morris said. \A member of the House of Lords fan vote against tho House of Commons till ho gets voter's: camp or something, and the House of Commons simply laughs In his faco and passes the law anyway. In fact, Abe, tho Hon so of Lords Is simply a London Club for retired millionaire manufacturers, In which the King of England ami his Prime Minister arr the Membership Committee and they see to It that before anybody get tn 'he puts up a big contribution to Uio funds of ono of the political parties as Initiation fco and Drat annual discs, y'understand.\ YOU MIGHT EXCUSE IT IN A LORD. \Well for my part, Mawruns, I would sooner seo no Earls and Dukes In this country,\ Abo rcmarkcrl. \Why not?\ Morrla said. \Over In England everybody discounts or ex- cuses anything that nn Earl or Duke suys or does on account of Ms being nn Earl or Duke, y'understand, and If wo had an nrlstocracy over liore, Abe, wo might do that, too, whereas Abe. If a mllllonulro automobile man ufacturer says or docs nomcthlng. everybody pays attention to It and thlnkB It must be great etuff simply becauso the millionaire, automobllo manufacturer Invented and marketed successfully a popular price automo- bile.\ \Say!\ Abo exclaimed. \Our mil- lionaires has got swelled headsenough without wo should make them Earts and Dukes, Mawruss, which I ain't forgotten yet when I was a young feller In Husaland, how an aristocrat didn't havo to be no mora than a Karon to think that he could get away with a wholo lot of things that an ordinary peasant would have been hanged for already.\ \For that matter. Abe, millionaires In this country gota away with a wholo lot of things In the divorce lino that ordinary citizens would get run out of town on a rail for,\ Morris said. \Ho why not promote them to be Earls and Dukes and make them work for their titles?\ \And what work does an JEaii do that a millionaire don't?\ Abo In- quired. \Well for one thing. Earls nnd Dukes lays all tho cornerstones and opens all the exhibitions, automobllo shows and electrical shows of Eng- land, Abe,\ Morris explained. \In fact, during tho busy season, AU, OnayilgM. (Nr WH) fcy rakUatilai C. THE PUMPKIN MAN. Pumpkin Man, Pumpkin Man. Where are you With your two great eyes in the gloaming? The pumpkin faces seem to think It Is a merry Joke To Join with ghostly things and score All kinds of pleasant folk. One night when I was very small I had a dreadful scare; 'Twos something all In white that looked Right Into the window there. It hod a head all lighted up. Its eyes and mouth and nose Looked as it fire was coming out And what do you suppose? Next morning In the yard I found A pumpkin on a stick wrapped in a sheet, I might have guessed It was Brother Tommy's trick. Pumpkin Man, Pumpkin Man, Won't you close your eyes? Instead of Bearing Uttlo girls You'd make such lovely pies. My Mildred A. Barry, age thirteen. A REBUS LETTER. October Contest. Award Winners Thirteen-Yea- r Class. ea u rnr 5.\ I & mm flAVfi M&B 10 4 \This la the second Rebus Letter that I have written for The evening World Kiddle ICJub.\ uy SYLVIA JIAOQANDBIt. NOVEMBER CONTEST. Subject! \Christmas Time In Our House.\ Ten awards of $1 each will be given thn ten Kiddle Klub members aged from six to fifteen Inclusive who wrlto the best essay on \Christmas Time n Our Home.\ HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB. CUT OUT THIS COUPON. lUrlnnlnt with iny tiumbtr, cut out ti of tha coupon. 1.017. l.OtS, I. OIK, 1,03) l.OSt ind l.CVi. nrt mall (a Coutln nlener. Ria-nln- c Worl4 KMtle Klub. No. M rrk now. ! York Cttr. wllh a not in Mrh you muil (tva your NAMR. A'li: nd ADDIIKHR. I'Uatr .t rartful u not onlr tha city In u hi' h ., but th borough alao ,(iMdrn up to alitrn yar of nr rn. ir.amhara Karh la HHnitl !th a atlr gray Klv.h 'In A rartlftrata COUPON 1,017. DUrCE OF TUGh l ' VUAB.0 ' \SOME PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO BEE THEM POLITICIANS BREAKING TONES INSTEAD OF LAYING THEM, MAWRUSS.\ cor- - by for by for rls run col- - Dell and l7, TUa went what wan wllh hei nlmost that little Hilly mveral his looked his car out of his white. ho ad- mitted was not not bit!\ hy pot shouldsr. of way rest of people would toward an aristocracy. But ha that they would look up to au I know that they would look down. There's several and citizens In thl country, Abe, which I don't and rest of country do, y'under- stand, and nothing would suit mo than to see them all made Dukes and Earls even, so that I could swing rest of the country to feeling about them the way I \Take of New York and Chicago. Abe, and If would have been made Duke of and Lord Cook, a few days be-fo- ro their last election, y'understand, they stood Just as much of being elected In City Hall as I would to the Board of of Harvard College. HOW ABOUT MILLIONAIRES' REVOLUTION. \In fact. Abe, outside of million- aires, there's only two people in this that I feel sure la In favor of an and that Is of this here college and o therefore of the best ways I know of to bar from office, y'understand, would be to make Lords, Dukes and Earls of them and set them to work laying corner stones.\ \Some would like to see, them sot to work stones Instead of laying them, said, \And I suppose that Mr. Harding would be much relieved ho could make Mr. La FoUetto Crown1 Prince of some- - , thing In this here could be off beforo Congress gets together again.\ \I don't see much chance of It,\ Morris said, \on account I doubt somo Earls and. Dukes lays moro only would a lot of \ could be put over nerstoncs In England than a. union nuuudui Iuivo been dono away wiih, m!\i P\puir vtnMuU n, coanli- - stone mason In good standing with Alio, but Instead of Mr. Ford making tutlonal amendment, Abe. so the only current monlh's card and all dues speeches nbout upsetting tho currency other wayto do would be by n, paid lays In America during tho nnd getting support from a lot of pco- - revolution.\ course of his whole working life.\ pie who would agree to any \And who Is going to run the revo- - \That's n, fine Job a retired mil- - said, y'understand. ho lutlon. Abo lonatrc, cornerstones!\ Abo ob- - would be busy opening \You and this here college Preal- - scrved. others Instead of tnnlhlng ono of dent?\ \HENR.Y DUKE OF himself.\ \Well wo would probably havo \Well nnyhow keeps him out of \You can't change the of Ellas Kugelmann Morris said. \Tako Mr. of a simply und a lot of other millionaires,\ Mor- - Kord and Mr. Instance, making him a Duke or an Earl,\ Abo \Except that in nnd ir when them Bald. of that I know for the United Htates Senate \Maybo not, Abe,\ Morris replied, anything about, Abe, being a rallllou- - PrnsWent Wilson would havo appoint- - Abe, when this here ajra don't got you cd Mr. Kord Duko of Detroit und Mr. lego President und myself talk about Earl of llcllo Islo Park an In wo urc (Copyright, I0S2. by tba 8mdleata. Inc.) BY How to Make a Polly- - Jl Ji ''. u '\\i'jT cardboard cat aroUMl V I f V 'V Jt II iaSr ouUluea. ataad- - l X I V \\\V\ HP\11 l5?V Vm ' u1 rar r tX. TaJI iiN W , , ? lathed to tho rlgarra. .mfmWr L J iTV. , . JTi Va back the atunaard along V V I xJ I i, Z)L aV dottrd Unci and pat A ' n,'d' ' X ELK.NOB. \ ON-JQT- p\ V I I 0 & CEVTErt 1 SK' mW Into tho woodland progress Mothei Nature making children's new fur coats. Pollykin found that hnd tlnUhed them, and their winter garments became the creatureH HrlKhteyes, Hohlnty Hobtall and of children, and even Tin Tall Fox looked Just tine Tip Tri poli was thick. It lirushod. timtwfMiiiuii tassels wtro well shaken an 1 the tip end tall showed snowy Much as hated to, Pollykin that Tip Tail u beautiful l. \But only to look at. e, the nature of him. Is beau- tiful, a cud Pollykin . Paper Pollykin surrounded fome paper makes nn attractive to. Hilly Is on her thinking the trie the American act whereas aristocracy, million- aires like the the bet- ter tho do. the present Mayors they Man- hattan would chance the Trustees A country aristocracy, the Presi- dent myself, ono professional politician people politicians breaking Maw- russ,\ Abe It Mllwaukeo or case American ar- istocracy pulled It eomethlng, not aristocracy tun It anything for millionaire Mawruss?\ Inquired, laying now exhibitions DETROIT.\ it tho disposition assistance mischief,\ millionaire, Muwruss, Newberry, concluded. tho two millionaires majority revolutions \However nothing.\ Newberry or aristocracy Amcrtcn, CONDUCTED ELEANOR SCHORER Paper Polly kin and Her Pets T'rl lilMi& IrCx. 'iaaBKMMaaVS fO'! fVPijIiul Vijw-00V- V at- - Fold ljJ aBSJ Jmty ''hr,K'' POUP'0ACV. JIp-vJ- -. (J\ rlaWF L rBCaT LI rCT Lrjftk J!liSB,l, POLLYKIN hho lmmenely. Urlghteyea prominent Though Motlior Nature has grown his coat thick nnd wurm. nothing will re- place thn end of his tall which Tip Tall bit off uhen Hilly Brlghteyca was .x wen but clever youngster. Bbbblty Hobtall and some of his many chil- dren cluster around Pollykin for pro- tection onanist Mr. Tip Tall Kox. whn Muys at i xafo distance ticking his lipi and awaltinn tho ilme when Pollys Km bhull go home. And then whe knows? 1
