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Hr ; Start the Day With a Lanflgh K U- - Good venmg By Bide Dudley , Coprrlcht, 1021 (New Vork i:rnlnc World) by I'mis rublldhlnc Oo. 3Jiltcb ! YOU'Vli got a tear drop in ycr That brings my heart an ache. An' now an' then I hear you sigh As if yer own would break. , Now listen, gal, 'twon't never do This pinin', Tildy dear. He wusn't good enough fer you, So .wipe away that tear. Yer daddy knows jest how you feel; But as the weeks go by You'll realize when love is rc'al It ain't to die. So take a brace an' jest ferget. There's bound to come a day .When time has knocked out all regret . An' winter's turned to May. OHSKKVATIOXS. Presume they can use that echo depth detector to best advantage along the Sound. W. B. Lloyd, millionaire Bed, must CO to Jail. Dct that ltcd Is pretty Much Yukon Illver frozen over! Means plenty of Ice for highballs In Alaska this winter! Kattlo, sick elephant at Park Zoo, drinks lot;: ot whiskey dally. Howja like to be a sick elephant? Wild deer thick In Connecticut, ays despatch. Connecticut under- takers behind tho report! Mexico now has bullfighters' union. That's nothing. New York has about tamo thing up In Hell's Kitchen. Highway Rhymes. walk along through old Park How, \Where presses inj the print shops go, lieporters hurry here and there And drop in gin joints cv'rywhcrc. ICE-CREA- ARTHUR'S LOVE. (Written eeppclnlly for lvomcn tilth the finer conception ot the higher llfo.) ' Tito street car was No. 222, nnd as tho rjollceinan Jotted tho num- ber down tho excitement broko out anew. \Bow wow!\ A dog seemed .to bo under tho eat. Anna Crackcrjnckl was con- fused. But soon her mind cleared and, picking up the telophono, she called the town's dog catcher. \Is that you, Archibald?\ she aaked. At that moment sho was knocked down. Boiling over, sho aw that a Bmall liby on a veloci- pede had struck bor. Thla was too much. \I shall sue tho company,\ aid Anna. Tho fat man laughed loudly. Imagine any ono suing tho com- pany! He was about to speak when there waB a noise In the henhouse. \A weasel I\ said Anna. Leaping to hex feet, she pulled the bell cord. \Woofv woott\ ' Again 'the dog! Bowlldered, ' Anna sank Into a chair In the dining room. Then, obtaining u box of crayons, sho drew her automatic. It was a tenso moment. (To be continued.) THIS AND THAT. It Is our firm belief that tho floors In all apartment houses should be numbered and kept numbered. Wo live In a new houstj uptown and thero are no numbers on tho doors. The floors In the elovator shaft wero num bered with chalk until recently when a painter was put to work on them. And now comes the meat of tho story. We breezed homo the other night about 1 A. M. and found the elevator operator half asleep. Entering tho lift, we gave him tho number of our floor and up wo went. The car stopped and out we got. The door of the apartment was unlocked and wo went right in. \What do you want?\ demanded a lady in a very pretty kimono. \Why er is mo wire in?' wo uked. \I am the wife. You get out or I'll scream.\ f again. Wo descended by way of the back stairs, and tho next time we went up In the elevator we counted the floors ourself. So! &JJ ffhtt Cor It Is To ft Laugh SOUNDED FOOLI8H TO HIM. Slnyor of a provincial town, Tin: np In Ills motor car, hluihclf a long way fioin homo and In need of water for Ills acetylene lump, lie drove on until nt Inst he saw a man standing at the dour of a cottage. Addressing I li o in a ii, ho asked: \I nay, would you In- - Kind enough to givo me n o m c water for my lamps ? Water?\ tho man. \I MinpoMo you mean oil 7\ \No. 1 don't.\ replied tho Mayor; \I want water!\ Tho man looked scaiclilugly at tho motoilHl for a mument. Then he spoke: . \Take rtiy ndvlco and get along 'oine, sir,\ he said Impressively. \You ought to be iiHhauivd of yourself nt your age and you the Mayor, too.\ fonrfoa rtt-nu- n. CHARACTERIZATIONS OVER- - HEARD. ( j r t H Is oiki f- -J sons wh of lliuso pcr- - with every thing you \She Is a woman who stlcku to her principles as though they were a of etltiuette.\ \lie Is tho kind of man who save his best story to tell whllo wo are Sir.;,- - the door opm for him n go.\ Sho h the of Woman.\ ro marked a lady, \who gives you her favorllo and purposely out the most Important Ingredient.\ Du.slon Transcript. A then?\ say.\ mat- ter recipe leaves KNEW THAT MUCH. DnUMMKH waa \making\ Ot- tawa, Kan., from Wichita ono day when ho suddenly real ized that ho waa off the road. Not being able to find Ills way again ho drew his auto- - \ mobile up to a farmhouse and In quired for tho main road of a. bashful farmer boy who loitered thcro. Tho fol lowing uncomfor- - t a b 1 o situation developed: Which is tho way to Ottawa, my lad?\ found \I I don't know.\ \Which Is tho way Wichita, IIP 7- - ToU JNiD I don't \Well can you tell mo get back to then?\ AN how \I I don't know.\ Uy this tlmo tho was unite Impatient and said tho boy: \Say you don't know very much, do you?\ To which tho lad 1 ain't lost!\ Priic Htorv in Judgr. SARAH'S SPELLING. LOUIS gono LITTLE observe old Aunt Sarah, tho colored cook, at work making biscuits. After he pled ono lio 'Aunt Sarah, I can spell now. Theso are made d-- do.\ doesn't douirh.\ LouIs'b mother corrected, en- tered kitchen to orders. Whereupon Aunt Sarah woild enter cuRslon. So sold: \Dero's kinds of ohllo. 'Do,' what shuts, an what eats.\ Philadelphia ger. No! But but had tho had nam out Hut that snell sho the glvo life, cook some that she, too, tho dls- - she two do, you 'do,' you Led T LAZY CONTE8T. darkles wero unloading a car ot fire brick one of tho largo steel plants of tho East, and before they wero loco- motive moved the car the brick hed thus pro ve n 1 1 n b them from finishing tho Job. The darkles slouched down In tho hay and took a \spell.\ well-dresse- d man liappeneu nloriK. nnd, upon looking into tho car, cxclnimea: I don't bcllovo I oclni agree front sort main MAftT AVJ-- I HT know.\ drummer retorted: observed: tho.ught finished from over saw a eot lazier men. Klvo flvo dollars to tho lazlost here.\ I'll man Darky Number Ono Jumped up and said: \Iloss folks say dat Ah da tazln'cxt nlifKiih uroun' here.\ Darky Number Two leisurely sat up and said: \Dey all soy dat AVe too tlahed wulk a mllo for a watahmelon Darky Number Thrco then drawled out In a very tired voice: \Mlstah Jcs' shov' dut money man pocket.\ \When the well-dress- man was irono, the winner of tho monoy said: \IlastuB Jones, who am dat sport dat Jcs' handed mo five bucks?\ \Huclc Smltli, doan' you know the Kcneral sup lntendent when you see htm?\ Fortes Mooltine. through window In tho Yorkvillo section, and the big Irish cop bad collared him. throw ttono \It's to th' etatloa house t'r yoz,\ JOE'S CAR I'll sAyi-iuA- T was ohe, DIRTTV JOB - WHAT t\ CRAVE. NOW IS f GooI) , Qt4Z pif-- p 1 IH HEP. LE's Go J THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY AM' A r rat. Off. s a . i i rt. I - ) Z x ' ( onb f AT AU H, BviT ( ,n TUb ! J V A 9 T I I j . , , C- - ' LITTLE MARY MIXUP . - . I Vou vjeep I le I c ' Til . HI f; ? 1 TTA I \I to to to to of ns A in a A or ts to In a .TA VUN05 ME A TWINKS I 0OIHEQ THE WOMEN foLiee 0U5T TO VJEAH TWJ UMIR3RVI are \too SBll RDR. OLD \ OUI JA \BOARD BONK. ? BOMK KdTMtMC;! TirlC 1 OAMMA KyjOvJ A Ll'L SECRET 1 3UST ASK OOt am1 se NeoetJ. Tells a lie ! said the cop. Thoy were walking along when a noise, coming from a candy stand, attracted their Tho woman SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1922 The Evemifleg Comics 5 UAtEM A FELLAH SPENDS Hours am'?ets smears UP WITH\ DIRT tOO FIXIrV A CARBURETOR HE. ENTITLED \TO fc&WAfcb lPOR-Hll- TrOUBLE. r4 seconv WHERE Y'fiOlN' ?-- ?? This Is Reward Day! INT) T5TAV ALWAYS SHAMPOOED?!! ZuZ2 .To XbuT but BoeNT Ju,m MtWrJte'6 OBecT r s ,'Bi RITZ COMMUNHY Twenty Minutes' Difference WesreWJAV- - \Sl LSXfe) ToSCrrOOL-H- W VeaTeRDAf FRITZI KATINKA World Blame TW THE . TmeS.WE THE LfTTlZl COMMUNITY AND TUATS THE THANK? tbo IMMODEST FROM TE HESlGN GcET COMES 1 MS wiLLILL 3 ' jj\ i - - 1 rffll FikID OOT WWAT mcci -- 'm Tajvv rtiuc (T.WR JVJt z- - v In pointing finger at small girl. \You trlod steal candy,\ sho said. \Bay wait a mlnuto, Dull, will v 1 Trade Mark Ret. U. 8. I I a. vTKr. Trde SIrk Her. U. S. Off. a4 ( Z - Trade Mark nee. Tat. Off. yer?\ \Whot t'r?\ want buy candy.\ produced nickel bought El HEV BEE WAIT (MOW WAIT !! 0ftCK OSE YoOR TJICTOMHRY For sgcond little girl loosed hold boy's collar. \Qlt growled. \But mind bust onny Not MftMY TTMriiS 1X HAVE. To REM YOU. \THrVT TNG GO TO IKWErAY HAIR So All -- rnee crC -- mERe'6 AN4le WOW Vj6 BEH'MD IT MU6T FoLKS V oeecT -- ruefr- vjooUD L- - LVT& Y7 LAlKHI WE FORCE FALUNC THAT EVERY attention, FEELS To BE To - ( NOW S OH r-- \ OM J ( fcv 111 fer V ME jo. v was to my U. B. J said the boy to the cop. \I to that kid some lie - ! l A r ( A t 1 X f 1 a ? I r I ' 1 r- - r -- ,i . a a a tho some gumdrops. The cop his on tho out o' ho yer, If yez ' Uo t S ! v P S and ! y : ' more It's to the lock-u- p yo'U go.\ US Jo tell you that t Can You Her ? 1 Houi To ? our wlfo, when John led out ot the stago nt the of askod us It wns the 0 fcENlFIT IXOUW S HERE WE'LL WEAR COSTUME X YOU'RE charge BOSS-CA- KX here!\ \DAY Ouija 3oards Are Some Mind Readers 6PELU fr?M winders, AND NOWPERM1T confidentially It's Off LMIPORH FORtScrr LAVALLIERE k3 Barrymore Arthur HopklnB opening \Hamlet Arthur (Li