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4 COMIC PAGE TUESDAY, MARCH 0, 1020 ., ft\ ATI NK A About Plays and Players iTHATS'THe fifth dish n iinot ne.tAPV- - we cast i iTetc hcp: x - rii katimka By BIDE DUDLEY M. COHAN has GEORGE musical comedy com- - pany which will bo known oa George II. Cohan's Comedians. Th Hat of players Include Charles Judels, Jack JIoGowan, James Marlowe, Alfred Glrard, Georgo Fredericks, Georgia Calne, Florrle Itlllershlp and Estnlre Kayo. The first production will be The House That Jack Built,\ by OUo Harbach and Frank Mandel, with muslo by Louis Hlrsch. It will open at the National Theatre, Washington, during tea week of March 23, with a tour-wee- ks engagement at the Der- rick Theatre, Philadelphia, to follow. Mr. Cohan has decided to change the title of \The Irresistible Genius,\ his new play by John T. Jlclntyro and Francs Hill, In which George Renavent Is starred. The rech listen- ing will take place In Buffalo next Monday, and It will be called \Oenlua and the Crowd.\ RANDALL TO MARRY. On the same ship that brought Carl Randall to New York from Europe was a young woman named Solan ge Ilntahlns, to whom he will be married soon. Bhe is the daughter of a re- tired army officer. FUNNY 8IQHT8. Near the Times Building on a windy day last week a man with a window card reading The Hottentot\ held to his back toy the breeze. Dick Kline. \BUDDIES\ AD0PT8 A BOY. .. Through the Committeo of Hope at No. S West 51st Street, the members of the \Buddies\ company at the 8el-w- Theatre have arranged to under- take the care and education of little Henri Gay, a French orphan, whose father was killed In the war. \LASSIE\ 8TART8. \Lassie written by Catherine Chls-hol- m cushlng. with music by Dr. Hugo Felix, was produced at tho Shubert Majestic Theatre In Providence last night. Tho reports on the show are good. BROKE HI8 FAST. Two actors, one of them very port- ly, were walking along upper Broad- way yesterday when the fat one be- gan to complain about his appetite. I cant eat,\ he said. \It's ter- rible.\ At that point a boy on roller skates came whizzing around a corner and struck the fat man amidships. . There 1\ said the portly one as he rabbed his midsection. That's the first thing rve hod In my stomach In twenty-fo- ur hours.\ A MISPLACED WORD. Bhe called me dear, dud do you know. Uy heart futt skipped a beat, and, though rm hard to please, 1 have to toy Up reoiw nearly lost Ut sway. Bhe called me dears and, do you know, fflnce, often to mytel I've said. As on her tills I've dropped a tear, 'Two the who thould have been ' called dear, OH, HENRYI George Stacy, manager of \The little Whopper,\ at the Casino, met , a charming little widow at a par recently. He asked her whore sho lived. She said ehe was stopping at a certain hotel. 'I bave a room there, too,\ re- plied Mr. Stacy. \However I'm thinking of changing. There's n 'woman In the room next to mine who comes In every rooming about ! o'clock and makes bo much noise sha wakes me up. I'm going to leave the hotel If the management aoean t oust her.\ \I don't blame you, ' replied tho widow. \I know Just how you feel. The Das LECTURES GRAY TOO. On a certain occasion Prof. Brander Matthews of Columbia University, P caking Jokingly of his age, said he trusted that he was not so old that the students could play on him the trick he onco saw tried on a senior professor In his own college days. \rrof. Blank,\ ho snld. \was our most venorable Instructor, and he could be Just a little Irritable at times. Once, noticing that a member of his olasa who sat right under his eye never took any notes or paid the slightest attention to his lectures, he stopped abruptly and demanded: \ 'See here, young man, what do you mean by coming Into my classroom day after day and never taking mites T \ 'I have my father's,' was the stu HOUSEWORK b no loir md l4wioui iw. Modem trow t tb- -r nnoil iruumj to i nlmcMin all Ibr I J pn-- U'mImdc rtbw, onrw ltrom UU. to bew but ebUd' plu. VAN'S N0RUB B4J Bl4 WtUllBC brsuM rvbUmi to tlta But, IX CHvtsni arc tc lCc at ycur Grocer VAN ZILE CO., MrVs, W t Hcb ken, N J. rpmii Thero's a man In the room next to mine who must get full every night. Anyway, ho comes In and knocks .ho furnlturo around Jn an awfully noisy manner. I'm going to complain about Later Mr. Stacy escorted the widow to their hotel. They went to the desk for their keys and were handed 201 and rot. Tbcy were for adjoining rooms. '8 PUZZLE RHYME. Attention, Llmerlckersl 's puzzle rhyme concerns something that goes around a yard to kcop tho cows and horses out Those who supply the correct final word may send us a check for $100 and a dozen nice Blue-point- s, with horseradish and crackers. Please make the crackers the Utile round ones and have them fresh. Here's the rhyme: While courting a girl named Hortensc, Her dad, who wot tlmply immense. dot after Joe Price, And, kicking him twice. Compelled htm to jump a high . THE NEWS AT KELTON. (Ktllon OtirtU.) Ling Kllng, the Chinese laundry-ma- n, has subscribed to this news- paper. He can't read, but says ho needs It to wrnp clothes In. George LUlls has written a song called \I Love You, Mamie,\ and ex- pects to make a fortune out ot It When he docs, we hopo he'll drop In and pay his back subscription. We are 1n receipt of a little poem from Miss Pansy Glover which Is too long to print this week. It Is fine, though, being called 'Wlntor Poetry.\ We have room for the first verse, and you may expect tho rest next week. It follows: I love to write fine poetry, liccautc it it to eaty; Dut in warm weather J don't write It makes my hand to grcaty. G08SIP. Harry Fendor has been added to the cast of \Florodora.\ Walter Hast will present \Martin- ique\ In New Haven March 29. The Pleiades Club will see \Mv Golden Qlrl\ Meicn Leo worthing has joined the cast of \What's In a Namo.\ The Council of Jewish Women will see Nance O'Nell In \The Passion Flower\ at the Belmont, March 22. George Appleton, the youngest old Friar In contlvltr. will bn dlne.rt nnrl gingerolcd at' tho Monastery March 13. josnpn AJienion nas Deen engaged for The Piper,\ soon to bo seen at the Fulton at special matinees. Morris Gest will send \The Century Midnight Wnlrl\ on tour soon under the direction of John Henrv Mears. H Romalne Klmmons, on finding ono of the \Florodora\ girls called herself La Mort, suggested that she chantro It to La VI o. She did. Doris Kenyan, fllm star, now acting in me spoKon comeay. mo Girl m the Limousine,\ has given a stiver cup as the prlzo In on Inner Circle Toddles contest ht at tho Ter race Garden Danco Palace. ANSWER 3 TO INQUIRIES. P. G. Nelmes Is spelled with two \ETs.\ J. B. One ucli In Brooklyn. Tho rest Is Indefinite. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DA- The man who borrows anything borrows trouble. FOOLISHMENT. A man who collected carfarct Grew rich and put on many alrt When folks out his way Would wonder, he'd toy: \I work my potiMon on tharcs.\ FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. \I Just got out of an awful scrape.\ \Where?\ \Down at the barber shop.\ Good Stories dent's complacent reply.\ Youth's Companion. NOT WORTH MUCH. Hurold Bell Wright, the novelist, said In an after-dinn- er speech In San Francisco: \After all, success financial suc- cess Is the best proof of a book's merit. AH good books, from \Robin- son Crusoe' down, have had a phe- nomenal success made hundreds of thousands of dollars. \Wo all know tHls Is true about financial success. Wo are all like tho tramp who asked the old gentle man for tho price of a glass of beer. \ 'I have no money,\ the old gentle- man said, 'but I will give you a little advice, friend.' \The tramp lit a cigarette butt and blew a contemptuous pufT of smoko Into tho old gentleman's face. \'Well If yo ain't got no money,' he sold, 'yer advice can't bo very val- uable.' \Washington Star. AUTHOR'S 8ECLUSI0N. Brand Whltlock sold In on address In Washington: \My war experiences have don me good. They have broadened my mind. I am a writer rather than a politician, and we writers live too re. strlcted lives. \You know tho story of Cariyle and his sound-proo- f room In CIicIbiu Cariyle had built a sound-proo- f mom for hlmsuJf on the tup of Ms houne. The room Hnil no windows, but onlv u k:ighi for lllumlnutliiK purposes TO UIl Ciderlv Vlultnr r puttock tho room was shown proudly by Cariyle. and the visitor gave a cackling laugh and said: \ 'My conscience, this is fine! Here ye may writo and study all the rest o' yer life, and nobody'll be a bit tho wUerl' \.Washington Star. i Time for GessiH to Holler \Help\ Himself! hy i 1. :u , imVrs so thoomtpolI t . LITTLE MARY MIXUP Circumstantial Evidence! Wo- - MoT I un-A-A- Tl irrTTTT Tin 3jh . THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY . she's Dead From the Neck Up, Already! tL!?! N I . - -- x ovk56ir! we. s. I r v well . T T f WPpl-Sl- r AUSTRALIA WiTH o fTOl ABcOT 6oCM A . - NOT NMNE! AJNd'bUB \ 'n Y ,.c,v Would l.ivp fr Life Up There! (what KT JOE'S CAR Don't Need a Referee io Decide This Bout! r- -i JOE , LET'S SEE. IF IVE. CAN'T r TUeRe'J) ME.VER BE AKV ( ' F7W SAV NOW LISTED! 1 hFrihp nwoiiD wfuj paQ I ..,r ohti k it YiVd' I . I YOU'RE GONNA START 1 WITHOUT GETTING INTO ANOTHE) ONLY LISTEM MORE. VM! i FAMILY RUMPUS! rj ft Mm KMQWS MoRE. ljQWX IK LAKE, \THAT 1 p i tl \ EyesanjiJeand lis! 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