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ir X l l The Factory Times - May 1, 1991 by Chris, Steve, and Pat The following are some of the printable quotes from a midnight to 5 am layout session. They were very humorous when said. We hope nothing was lost in the transition. Give 'em some thought, it should come to you. At least most of them. continued fr-ora cover cart will be placed up stairs in the Campus Center in a Cafe style setting for a trial period in September. A definite solution has not been reached. The primary concern is the segregation of resident students and commuter students. Minority Affairs: Concern was expressed about the lack of participation in Multi Cultural events on campus, especially the Multi Cultural Tele Conference that was held on April 17, 1991 in the Kunsela Lecture Hall. Dean Keymer responded that attendance at the teleconference was 45 - 50 which is better than similar events such as last semesters' Teach in on the Persian Gulf. Pointed out the problem of low attendence of faculty, staff, white students at Black History Month events. Scheduling: A question was raised as to why more sections of a class aren't opened if the administration knows that they are going to fill up and become closed. Shirley Van Marter, said that classes were offered at night and during the day to accommodate students schedules. Who Really Cares -April 26, 1991 How does he do that? - Naca April 12, 1991 Is there anybody out there - Pink Floyd Boltin - May 11, 1991 They're Back - Poltergiest II It's how late - Time for breakfast Are you sure it's safe - Public Safety Did it Rip - Trojan Was it good for you - It was for me Free food - I'm there Dollar Molsens - The Varick I'm stuck to the floor - Shakers Saloon Beat me - Los Angeles Police One way roads - Hi Shannon Why ask why - Because Father Rapers - Alices' Restaurant Time Check - OOPPS No clock tower Duncan - Yo Yo's Are we there yet - Poppa Smurf I've fallen and I can't get up - Saddam Husein Next time: Baghdad - U.S. Armed Services Layout - Later Why can't I - I'm the Editor Frank Sinatra and Nance - Let's do lunch New York State Budget - How low can we go Wax on wax off - Karate Kid President - Mr, Potato Head Bungi jumping - AST Bridge Let's get high - Where's the rubber cement I'll pop 'em - Chris I'll inflate 'em - Steve «5 x c o 3 u CD •a •o to a u <0 a > o o J P m w iH >1 • ■H 1 C 1 3 C CD X Ä 1 ca o o o o ^ K O « CD ft) b a> f t O 5J> C Q -P G O C/l <0 s i 1 £1 K f t 0 CO . O I >1 a O O' 1/J -r-4 O e u o -H CD <D ■U X M C l/l 0 P-* o t i n o £ ft ft CD (3 > CD Pd 3 3 CD CD .C 3 E-* W a n t a n .arning E x p e r i e n c e ? Don't write home for money. ? Write Reader's Digest. Send us your funniest true story about college life, and if it appears in U bv l'v° CVotV. ‘tt'ietSta o\ef at b r f k W ^ Vot* a cool bre f a X chair5' “ l- a c / u u i l u u t g c iix c , and if it appears in \Campus Comedy,\ you'll earn $400. one \ paten«- a(v unta\' t Ptepat£ , ‘‘'f S carti * * * * * ^ m V ^ ? i e d < C wo it s A m , ue£an to oue fXSu me 'ionaJ e and evening M0'\' het 'FtanV' ^ w « * * \ * '* S stonV- w h a teS\ ° \ done xftetVtand^é^dents “k accounung \ectute couVd mV . \ slatted t° „ Bef0te ,çSS to * e - f n l U o had w d “Vsh \v°r^ _ra(\e .. -ct| -''\ T n ;utstand'\ft f us to ^ than a \ ° { the aU \ ß * ^ ' ”bU o too? . a eye» .. Submissions should be typewritten and no more than 300 words. Include your name, address, telephone number and the mailing date on each item you send. Contributions cannot be acknowledged or returned and become our property on payment. .Vs . coutte- ÆSSpSi t : tig\1 „ o * '« \ \ , 0f 5- cVcVe w m aW . xi-.rhigar Send your stories to: Reader's Digest Box 200 Pleasantville, N.-Y. 10570 ,1 U ‘ ’ v ,n i.0\e ,e V was u'h 'nh oU\d sta t t a \ '; % a \h e d m O n e e' J - Love- - 1 {dichtga\ r al Genita' van ptotesso Uting e\ h cVass ^ S e t s n V ponced ^ f ^ v e e c p when * X erlshVV-u ^ ' ^ ( i t i n g - . Cf s writing ff j £ lVone stoi>.^ and :;V u h h e J v J \o U -^ o n t h a v e she sat nd w h a t V f - vetbatit\- ^ u n d e c e i v i n g w to c° i h e student- Reader’s Digest. The Digest. Campus Comedy and the Pegasus logo are registered trademarks of The Reader's Digest Association. Inc 'eader’s Digest