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VOL. I, NO. 1. NEW YORK, 18Gi). D E C O I . O K K D P K B S V A S I O N . De m a n ob color lnbs P ain P aint , D is song will show his tanks. D ar no snoh Doctor, n o dar a in't. A s D octor W olcott on d o planks. Oh t praise a n ' tanks, P ain P aint h a b oomo To s e t d« people free. D rug dootors tin k it d a y ob doom; A n ' we ob jubilee. A n ' W olcott he do m a n to flght, H e j u s ' a s 'trotig a s trnf. Do doctors da r n n o n t ob sight, Do greyboards a n ' do y o u tn. De P aint am grow ing big, w A n ' high above de woods. Oh ! nebber yon dream how ! Ole D o ctor Doseom trabol on. Do days bo s h o r t a n d f e w ; P o r dom black doses, dom we shnn, D a mako us slok a n ’ b lue. W o h a te dom D rags ; wo hate d a t Pill Doy m is wid apple sass ; W o know i t bad ; sometim es i t kill, A n ’ den we go to grass, W e know dat W olcott longcnuff; n o nebber lie—n o t H e — H e toll us, trow aw u r datstnff, Don use do PACT P aint free. A n ' now he o p e n s e bory door. A n 'tro w s a w a y do key. W o learn so much den, a ll b efore De H e a lth no m y stery. W e tin k ob W olcott ebery day, Den whon we go and see, H e dribes all naln and bluos away. A n ' d a t be a lw ays tree. . t . D ia child shall n e b b er k Den when I hab w h a t folks call Pain, D a r 's H u n d red Eighty-One On Chatham 8qnare. me come again, Die child den well and ran. De People o b Color, a n d e b erybody olse, lnclodin’ d s r A n n ts, U n k les, and Cousins, kan hab P ain P a ifrr a p plied, free of cost, a t 181 C h a tham Square, N ew York. Six p ints o f ANXTH1IATOR, for C a tarrh or Colds In th e head, or a p in t of P ain P aint sent, free of e x press charges, on receipt of $5; or a gallon o f 1P ain P aint for (20, donble strength. A ddress K. L. W olcott , 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. Rem it by. post office order, or by express, or money in regis tered letter. Small b o ttles sold a t a ll D rag Stores. T i n F i n y E C A H . Oh, Paddy, dear, and did you hoar T h e news t h a t's going round 1 T im Finnegan ho has been cured. A n d now h e 's strong and souuil. Ho w e n t to W olcott ' s P ain P aint place, ’W ay down in Chatham Square, W ith nothing b u t a c rutch and cano, H is body for to bear. B u t now he's throw n them both away, A bould boy o f tho sod, T h a t m a k es l bree dollars every day C a rrying of th a hod. A n d s u r e he b o u g h t h is Biddy, too A grand new h a t and gown, H is c h illier a ll such nice new frocks, None finer in th e town. A n d (hero w as Terence Farley, too, T h e D o ctor said Jio had Some L a tin th in g —I do n 't w h at. B u t i t w as v e ry bad. H e c ould n o t do a b it o f work, A n d tim e s wid him w as bad ; B u t they say P a w P aint cured h im, and H e 's on tho Broadw a y Squad. Then. Paddy, dear, j u s t you go thore, G o a 's w ill i t m a y h e lp you. F o r sure w e've nather m a n ss or broad, A n d w h a t a re wo to do J H e trie d th a t Balm for e v e ry pain— T h e m agical P ain P aint , / A n d calls upon the D o ctor's h e ad T h a bleeaing o f o ach Saint. Six p in ts o f A NXIT'ii-ATOR, for C a tarrh or Colds In th e head, o r a p in t of P ain P aint sent, free of ex press charges, on receipt of 16: or a gallon o f P a r P aint for 120, double strength. A d d ress R. L. W olcott , 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. R e m it by post office order, or b y express, or money in regis tered letter. Small bottles sold a t a il D rug Stores. H A N S B R E I T T H A N N . H a n s Breittm a n u z ings a n o d er tuno, H is bum m in' davs is o'er. D e repels dey is all v ippod out, A n d H a n s v o n 't file no more. Ze B ain B aint now w ill be hie zong, V o t d rives de bain avay, A n d cures de zick of e v ery kind By dousands e v ery day. V en from de v a rs Hans B reittm a n n came, T o lif a t home a t eez, H la d r o a t i t got so very sore, D a t he could hardly sneeze. A n d his eyes zere v a s zo v e ry veak D a t he c ould hardly zee ; I f he’d been f ltin' repels den, D e y 'd soon h a v e c a p tured he. A n d H ans did kauf, a nd k a u f a n d kauf, A n d peoples a ll d id zay, V v don’t you go to Y olcott , v o t V ill triv e y o u r k a u f a v ay ? B u t H a n s vu r s t to zome doctors v o nt, Vol r a id i t vaa \gatarr Y o t be had k a u t avay d own Souf, A 11 tin' in de var. A n d den he took a grate big veo, A n d den he ordered pills, A n d after H ans h a d taken dem, Sum n a s ty drugs a n d squills. A t last h e to u t o f V olcott , and V o t e v e ry von dld«ay, re do v o r s t \ gatarr\ 1s t delay. Did the blanket act on tho snako. Or did th« snake act on the blanket f , Does m u / site fee your note, Or does your nose snsete tho snuff 1 Do emetics act on tho stomach. Or docs tho stomach t tho ometloT Do purgatives act on the bowels. Or nro they ox polled from the bowels By the living system ? Medical schools and books teach That mediclnos which sre dead. Inert and Inorgnaio substances,j, A c t on tho living system. Nature and common sense teach tlid contrary. I t Is the living system acts on tho medicine. Ail doses swallowed aro In antagonism, not affinity. Tho living system acts on food, to use it as sustenance for the formation and replenishment of Its organs and tissues; thus digestion is tho nutritive process. Tho living K stern acts on drugs, poisons, Impurities, on ovory- Ing not useful to her to resist them, to expel them, to g e t rid of thorn, to purify Itself of their presen. through the channel or outlet best adapted to th- purpose, under the circumstances. The bed blanket was the can so o f pain and disease In the snake, so we can take all tho drug-m edicines and produce all tho dlseasos. Thus brandy, cayenne pepper and quinine, under certain combinations will produce in a healthy ? ‘rson Inflam m a tory fever ; calomel, nitre and opium yphus or typhoid Secer; gamboge, scammony and ipecac Cholera M orbus; nitre, antimony and digi- tails A siatic Cholera ; cod liver oil, salt and siilpher will produce tho Scurvy ; Castor oil, opsorn salts and s hundred o ther artlclos called cathartics will produce d ia r r h e a ; and lobelia, Indian hemp, tobacco and many other drugs will Induce vomiting. Now tho diarrhea and the vomiting are the efforts of tho living system to expel the poisonous drugs. Medical men have' boon killing Iblks for three thousand years with D rug Medicines, either vegetable or mineral. I f twenty people a te sick with fever two o r threo months, and a physician gives them half a dozen drugs half a dozen times a day, and ono half of them die, and tho other half recover, tho question arisss what the Drugs had to do with tho results. Tho D rug Doctor will of course say they owe their lives to his m edications, while those who die, died in spite of his medicine; but na ture and reason say that those who die are killed by the m edicine, while thoso who recover lived in spite of it. Allopathy regards Arsenic as a very good tonic. Ho meopathy recommends nux vomica as an adm irable nervine. Eclecticism says that Henbane is a proper sedatirs. Whon those remedies aro given v» t cell persons the living system will vomit or purge tl.em until pain, heat, swelling, griping, vertigo, spasms, stupor, coma, delirium and death are occasioned b y her violent efforts to expel these p o isons; but if the doc tor with good intentions gives these d rug poisons, or a hundred o f them, and tho patient dies h. says the patient died because tho medicine could not save him; but if a m u rderer gives the m edicine hla victim dies because the poison killed M m , wo hang the one a n d p r a is e the other. Rev. Jacob Hardin, of N. J-, was hanged for g'vlng these medicines to his wife. If the crumbling bonesin our cemeteries could speak they would say this child nxts killed by antimony and Ipecac. Another would answer death by oalomet and o p iu m ; another died with marasmus by being dosed with catnip-tea ; ihis man Bays ho was slain with bleeding and blisters; this youth was destroyed with nitre and d ig i t a l i s ; this woman perished by hen bane and strychnine. Tens of thousands aro daily falling victims to m e d ical science Could you seo but for one Instant with cleai vision and unbiased minds, y o u would recoil from tho dosing system for over, you would renounce and exeiTato i t from tho earth, these poisonous and destructive processes, bleeding, leeching, scarifying, blistering, caustic, ir ritants. parasites, corrosives, minerals, vegetable ex crescences. and animal excretions, nothing too nostv, nothing too poisonous to dose the hum a n stomAch. These poisons have been exposed by Dr. W o lo o it m o n th after month, and year succeeding year, and he proves beyond a ll c o n tradiction that- there is a better system for curing ail diseases: ho has more patients a t his office every day than any hospital can boast o f in j the known world; he has been located hero in New York over ton years, and the popularity of his treat rnont extends to both Hemispheres. lie gives prao tical advice and medical treatm e n t to every patient free of cost who enters his office. I t is needless for us to advise those who are hopeless to go to him, for his place is constantly crowded a t 181 Chatham Square, Now York. Six pints Of AxNnm.ATon, for Catarrh o r Colds in tho head, or a p in t of P ain P aint sent, frco o f ex press charges, on r e c e ipt of 15: or a gallon of P ain P aint for 120. donble strength A d d ress R. L. W olcott , 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. R e m it by post offico ordor, or b y express, or money in regis tered lottor. Small b o ttles sold a t all D rug Stores. )U w ill i t yon would catoh ntetraw s, *“ «u r om ago t o onjoy health. I rem a in, very respectfully, M rs . A. R . P almer . B ranch Mine. B e m o rcst's Em p o rium o f Fashion, D enver, Colorado. Six p in ts o f A n n ih ila to r , for Catarrh or Colds In the head, or a pint o f P a in P a i n t sent, free of ex press c h arges, on receipt o f I S ; or a gallon of Pain P a in t for 120, double strength. A d dress R. L. W o lco tt , 1RI Chatham Squnrc, N. Y. R e m it by post offico ordor, or l>y express, or money In regis tered lottor. Small bottles sold a t a ll D rag Storoe, W H A T I S T H E M A T T E R . I lool i t In m y hoad. Sensations heavy, d n i l ; M y brain no dizzy hooius , My frurno a bony gall. M y Binoll I 'm losing fast, My .tap to is nono too good A noise is In m y cars, B a d a p p e tite f o r food. Somo say m y breath sm ells had, My th r o a t Is som etim es Sore ; My voico Is changed, I know Catoh colds, a lthough indoor. I fool a dropping down Of m a tte r i n my t h r o a t ; T h e r e is an ulcer In m y head M y sym p tom s c learly note. A b o u t m y shoaldor b lades I fool somo soreness plain : A lso m y o h o st a n d side Occasionally a pain. I feel somo nasty slime, Behind m y palate f a l l ; I cannot h a w k i t out, Except a portion small. I'm not e x a c tly sick, A n d y o t I ain n o t w o ll; I ’ve told yon how I fool. Tho m a tto r who can toll t L a z y a n d dnll I go, And drag m y w e a ry fram e ; I feel disheartened, too, I w ith I knew the blame. W olcott nn a n sw e r gives, • Y o u r sym ptom s prove C a tarrh ; U lceration o f the head. Consum p tion is n o t far. A nnihilator use, 'Tw ill o u ro your sad o o m p la in t; J u s t go t o C h a tham Squaro, Ho also m a k es P ain P aint . F o r dosing is a b surd, A s y on alroady know j L o t p rejudice be gone, Tho sick t o W olcott go. Six p ints o f A nxihii ator , for C a tarrh or Colds In th e head, or a p i n t o f P ain P a r t sent, frco o f e x press charges, on r e c e ipt of 15; or a gallon o f P ain P aint for $20, double strength. A d d ress R. L. W olcott , 181 Chatlinm Square, N. V . R e m it by post oflico o rder, or b y expross, or m oney in regis tered letter. Small bottles sold a t a ll D rug Stores. M ake the p a r t or place perfectly cold, By c o n stantly w e ttin g tho surface e , „ W ith P ain P aint . uioers w in heal p e rm a n ently, A u d pain will m o st p ositively stop ; T, . B u rns w ill not blister, i i tue application In im m ediate a nd thorough. s a j . A ll c an te s t i t froo, » ! . , l.1on t \ h o lly removed, A t 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. Including private rooms for Ladies, A n il medical advice, teaching a ll how to live h e a lth tbo Stomach, and enjoy b e tter PRICE FIVE CENTS. ptoto o f A n n ih ila to r , for Catarrh or Colds In or » p in t of P a in P a i n t sent, free of e r . E S S f £ F 8 n on. r,TVie t of * or ■ p * '* ,., y° „ donblo^ \ ,r,!\Kth. A d dress R. I„ nm 7 ' i Chat,\*n> Bqnnrc, N. Y. Rem it by { ^ letter r er' °.ri Vy S*Pte '*- or money in regia, letter. Small bottles sold a t all D rug Stores N E E . H o rrors moBt frightful to lieliold. Tho h e a r t's hot blood w ill chill, m 8taild# u p r ig h t—lim b s ar W h llo pity chains the w ill. •-ing lost each be _ ..... or nose, applied To W olcott ' s place, w h e re she w as show n — I t w as too lute—she c riod. She had C a tarrh a score of years, ,.P >;o t *’)\ uevor know th is disease—shed h itte r tears W h e n W olcott told her true. iu t« m s « l|™ * n veracity m a k es tho following a b o u t 15 mo“ n|« «u \ * : ,My «*« J M.V family nhysVcim, tho fourth day i t grew s in daily atlendiiiic M Y B E S T F R I E N D . I t agrees w ith onr n a ture, A rrives a t tho cause Of p a in a n d its torm e n t. I t s foundation a n d laws. A ll m u s t b e lieve them , F o r science is tru e A n d dragging is over ; False doctrines—adieu. F o r the m a g ical fingers O f fancy have hung, E ach breeze w h ispers P ain P aint , I t 's triu m p h has sung, I t pleases th e eye j E n r a p tu r e s th e M r s ; In song or in sigh s W olcott ' s P a i x P a r t appears. 'M id tho c row d s of tho w o rld O r the raunnuifl o f care, P ain P aint is o u r fr iend, N o room f o r d e spair. P a r P aint shall go w ith me, Forever b e m ine, On b u siness o r p leasure, I t 's b e tter th a n w ine. W ith P ain P aint forever M y heart is e n tw ined, 'T is th e esseLco o f life I n bottles confined. I t kisses m y tem p les. D rives p a in from my cheek, I t s touch so qonsollDg No language can speak. I t m a k es e v ery p a in D a t he vootl c t V ldout th e le Den down to V olcott he did go, V o t quiokly d'd him cure, V id his “ Annihilator\ stuff, V o t never vails, I 'm shure. A n d B ain B aint on h is eyes h e pnt, V o t d raw s a ll Bain avay, A n d now H ans Breittm a n n valks around, V id h e a r t so lig h t a n d gay. A n d a ll d e dootors h a d oes moot He tells dein verry vree, “ Your d rugs a in 't not a h it o f good, B ain B auct ' s do tin g for me. A n d ' A nnihilator vot da call, D a t lured up my \gatarr V o t I had k a u t avay down Souf, A f itin' in do var. Zum peoples to H a n s B reittm a n n says, '• To Cuba vill yon go I ' A u d vorst he zeys ho von't, a n d dou H e zays he d o e sn't Know. B u t If h e e v e r tries again T o flte nilt swords and goons, H e 'll d ako zum B a r B a r t long w id him T o ouro up a ll h is voous. A n d now ho hlnssos V olcott ' s naino, -Yo» lives in Chatham Square, S i r pints o f A nnihilator , for Catarrh or C ild s ln the head, o r a p in t of P ain P aint sent, free o f ex I ires* “barges, on receipt o f $5: or a gallon of P a in ’AWT for 120, double strength. A d d ress K. L. WoLCOTT, 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. R e m it by- post office order, or b y express, or money in regis tered letter. Small bottles sold a t a ll D rug Stores. A S N A K E S W A L L O W S A B L A N K E T . A boa constrictor on exhibition la nut o f the menageries, a t Paris, Having been without food for s long time Began to feel very hungry. And actually swallowed a bed blanket. After two o r three days' struggle, ■oOerlnT with terrible agony. His snakesblp vomited up the blanket. For it was s vain a ttem p t Of the monster to digest it. Kalya'ion is nigh. Six pints o f A n n h iti.ator, for Catarrh or Colds in tho head, o r a pin t of P a in P a r t sent, frco of ex press c h arges, on receipt o f $5; or a gallon o f P a in PAINf for $20, double strength. A d dress R, L. W o lcott, 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. Rem it by post offico ordor, or b y expross. or money in regis tered letter; Small hotUee sold a t all D rug Stores. Y E S , A C A N t ' E B . Du. W olcott , D ear S ir : Inclosed you w ill find tw e n ty dollars, Send me a n o ther gallon O f your invaluable P ais P aint , I cannot live w ithout it. I am suffering from Cancer ; P ain P aint is tho only application T h a t relieves mo, A n d if i t does n o t euro. I t certainly enables mo to perform M y daily d u ties. M bs . A nn H . H ampton , Do Kalb, M ississippi. E x p ress a s before to L auderdale Station, caro of D r. Jam e s H . Simmons, D r . R. L . W olcott . I send y o u fifteen dollars. I am mnch p leased w ith tho P ain P aint A n d your A xm . iiilatoii . I think thoy are benefiting me very riiucli. M y case is one considered hopeless, A nd should th e y entirely restore my health, I t will be a w onderful card for you. I shall spare no e x p ense to be cured. T b d te Is a man hero who has boon afflicted W ith Catarrh and Uronchilis F o r tho la s t tw e n ty years. He has h e ard liow inu<4> good T h ey have been doing me, A n d he lias commenced using both P a is P aint and A nnihilator . Ho called hero to-day, A n d says i t has a lready helped him. I have tw o more patients, A n d I am afraid I shell got o n t Before your rem e d ie s reach mo. Bond mo h a lf a gallon n f l ’AIN P a r t A nd half a gallon of ANW iiilat OR. My husband's health is improving, He u ses nothing b u t the P ain P aint . H e found scarceany relief before; Ids hoad is now decidedly h o tte r ; p e rhaps i t would not lie amiss to tell you the cause o l nil h is trouble. In th e year 1847 1ie w as v a c c inated w ith Impure m a tter ; from th a t tiiuo to th is ho b o s been a dreadful sufferer, tho disease g o ing from one p a rt to another, and never finding a cure, or scarcely any relief, until h e f o n m l i t i n P a r P aint . T h o g r e a test trouble now is the stiffness o f ills cords and an inward fe- vor aud drynoes In m o u th aud throat, llo will H E L P E A C H O T H E R . Ask mo w h ero I c o t m y know ledge, F o r i t I have had to p a y : Business tan g lit mo more th a n college, P u s h ing f o rw a rd e v ery day. I.lfe is like a m ig h ty river, Rolling on from day t o day, Mon a ro vessels lannchod upon i t — M a n y m e n aro c a s t a w a y . T h e n do y o n r b e s t for ono a n o ther, Curo oacli pain—n o t tako a foe : W olcott show s him s e lf a brothor A lw ays P aints th e public free. H e re's n poor, hard-w o rking fellow. H as n o t got one c o n t of tin — Pale and th in , his s k in all yellow- D octok W olcott w elcomes in. P aints him over, stops all a iling, G ives h im p r a c tical advice, Choors h im forw a rd, novor failing, A c ts a brothar, k in d aud nioo. B a x ter S treet m a y come a n d willing. N o n e shall leave his place w ith pain ; A ll can cqiuo w ith o u t a s h illing, Bo rouiorod to health a g a in, f D on’t givo w a y w h e n siok to sorrow , P ain P aint k e e p s you in good c h o e r ; B e tte r h e a lth w ill come to-morrow, Go to W olcott ' s , n o v o r fear. D a r k e s t d o n b ts w ill m oot th o m o rning, D octor W olcott soattors clouds B r ig h ter days a ro s u rely dawning, Y o u w ill p raise P a r P a r t ou t loud. E v e r y th in g is in yonr favor, P a in P aint tested free of cost ,- In v a lid s can sho r tly labor, Onco c o n sidered hopelossioat. N o t a doso is over givon, A tO n e H u n d red E ighty-ono ; N a tu re hates it. and n i g h H eaven T a u g h t oaoh b r u te euoli trash to shun. F o r C hatham S quare all h e a r ts a re y e arning, C atarrh o r P a in w ill inoet its r o u t ; P aint has n o stain, i t has n o burning, A n d spindle fram e s w ill soon grow stout. P ar \ P aint I s th o gro a t invention, L inim o n ts a ro th r u s t a w a y A n d a ll doses t h a t w e m e n tion A re b u t relics g row ing gray. Six p in ts o f AXNTTUT.ATOlt, for Catarrh or Colds in the bead, or a p in t of P ain P aint sent, frco o f ex press charges, on receipt of $5; or a gallon o f P ain P aint for 120, douhlo strength. A d d ress R. L. WoLCorr, 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. R e m it by post offico ordor, or b y expross. o r money in regis tered lottor. Sn a ll b o ttles sold a t a ll D rug Stores. P R O D U C E A M E Q U A L . As tho g r e a to s t invention of the N in e teen th Con- I t stand s alone. A M o n u m e n t o f Praise a n d W o n d o r T o th e H u man Race. A n c ient o r M o d e rn A oliievomonts Lose th o ir lu s ter W h e n com p ared w ith W olcott ' s P a in P aint . A u d its inestim a b le V alue T o a Pain - s tr icken W o rld. • T o m e n tion ono c o m p laint In 1,000, W h e re relief and cure a re c e rtain W o u ld fill th o Pagoa o f tho la r g e s t Volumo E v e r w ritten. A Spectacle so n e w and so anbllmo H a s produced T h o p rofonndest a d m iration, A n d W olcott ’ s P ain P a r t R e sounds to th e r e m o test p a r t o f tho globe. I t s name, though o r ig in * , so v e ry simple, (A lm o st o x c iting ridicule A mong its m o st h o z rty adm irers), Y e t h a v ing th o m o s t p o te n t influence, H aving no s tr o n g th in i t s composition, N o firo, no s m a rt, no stain w h a tever, N o t a counter irritan t , Made a lm o st wholly from C roton w ater, I f nooossary, c an bo swiillowod In tho largost q u a n tities w ith Im p u n ity, Y e t so p o sitlvo In romoving T h e m o s t s tubborn inflam m ation, A nd roliovlng ovory vestige of Pain, A rising from e v e ry c o nceivable cause, Ho quiokly, A stonishing th o m o st o h stinato c ritio A n d tho whole medical world, Cancers h e a ling under its intluonce, A s c e r tain as th e sim p lest out. Tho m o st v iolout D iarrhea ourod W ithin ten m inutes, By outw a rd application, Including D v sontery Or Bloody Flux, P iles p rotruding frightfully, C o n tract w ithin fifteen minutes, A n d wholly disappear. \•I... m o st violent labor pains Reduced th r e o fourths. U lceration of tho W omb wholly enred Bv injections o f P a in P a int. T h o m o st oxoriieintlng Neuralgia In s ta n tly relieved. R houm alism perm a n e n tly cu re d ; Relief, first application, Croup Im m e d iately chocked, P a in in H e a r t or Liver w ltllln threo m inutes, E araeho ono m inute O r toothache instantly, B v a p p lying P ain P aint tiU tho p a rte are cold. T h u s extracting a ll tho heat From tho n a r t or ploco, Nono can fall Iu accomplishing Tho doelrod results. A noted doctor in New F o r t H as practiced thirty y e a r s ; t Pen years had lo s t tho senso of smell, And fifteen years’ C a ta r r h ; •‘R and hearing h u r t as well, W h ile Tilcors throat did m ar. W ell known he i s ; none stan d more big B u t y e t to W o l c o t t said .- ? e?»r klle,° (’* tsrrh w as nigh T ill I y o u r statements read. A n d then onb dozen p in ts ho bonght— A nnihilator pure— O f W olcott , for C a tarrh lio sought •n d b o w i l . '“ . “ I’1\ \ \ '* \Ppli'-d over tl.o h , . r i WMir.- u r r . t x j i\v a s f r .* \ r s 5 ; ™ ’ <\»“ ■ »* Wi caMtaJiJShryS; filx pints o f A nnihilator , for Catarrh or Colds In tho head, or a pin t of P ain P aint sent, freo o f ex- on, r<T ? ip t .o f 15; ,,,r u w ”\ \ n f p *'N I ART fir $20 double st|-ongth. A d dress R. L. W olcott , 181 Chatham Bqnare, N. Y. R e m it liy post office order, or b y express, or money in regls. tered letter. Small b o ttles sold u t a ll D rug Stores. A n d /o u n d a speedy oure. H is smell w as perfect in three w e e k s ; In six his th r o a t w as healed; F ino voice returned, and now ho speaks ; Good singing pow o r reveals, n e r o 's one w ith palato eaten off, Lips, c h eeks and nostrils sore, She h a s a harking oroupy cough, W h ile P a i n in Chest she bore. I n roof of Mouth she has a hole, E a t through from bridge of nose, A ll b y Catarrh, w hilo P u s w ill roll, A n d into stomach goes. T h e re stands a man a package show s, N o w open i t a n d suo, 'T is fu l l o f bones blow n from h is note, Some spit fro m MoUTli there be. Please count—here's twenty-seven bones, C a tarrh has eaten out, T h e r e 's n o t much p»in, th e re’s b e en no groans, 2 his man still rugged, stout. Now T w e n ty Thonsnnr. w ith C a tarrh; H a v e been to W olcott ' s plaae, Some live close by, some coino from Jar, A n d oach a different case. T h ere are so m a ny, m a n y ways, G o o d D o c tors havo no show, E a c h p a tien t show s a different phaso T h a t D o ctors never know. R e ad tho best treatise on C a tarrh A n d you w ill quickly find, 'T is short, anil n e v e r up to par, T o c u ro i t n o t inclined. A nnihilator is a curo, A million testify, A n d W o lc o tt 's mothod is so sure, 'T i s free fo r all to try. T e n years’ hard practice w ittf'C a t^rrh, O n 'thousands cured w ill show, T h e r o 's nono so hopeless, near jr far, W ho to h it offico gip. W e find base quackiv'w ith envy sw e l l; Somo w a n t to qpll a dust — A n d say 'tw ill cure C a tarrh, as well D irt up tho n o s tr ils th r u s t. N o nicer y e t wo really know . Can heal by using snuff, T h e vory a c t of sneezing shows Such trea tm e n t is too rough. Excessive d u s t w ill breed C a tarrh ; I t is th o fru itfu l cause, A n d a ll who use it, n e a r or far, • I n t o th is w h irlpool draw s. R e p e a ted colds In head or throat, W ill soonproduco C a tarrh ; A million now a ro in th is boat, C o n sum p tion is n o t far. A n d millions livo w h o oan provont T h is h o rrid, foul disease ; H e a t h o t y o n r foot, n o t be c o n tent N o r w a it u n til y o u snooze. A n d nover, n o v o r go to bod, Unless y o u r f e e t a ro w arm ; B e w are of d u s t in nose or head, Theso ru les c a n do no h a rm . Havo y o n c o n tracted th is c o mplaint, A nnihilator use; I f pain afflicts, then uso P a r ' P aint , Shun doses a n d th e blues. Six pin ts o f AK niwlator , for Catarrh or Colds In th e hood, o r a p i n t o f P ain P aint scut, free o f ex press c h arges, on r e c e ipt of $5; or a gallon of P ain P aint for $20, douhlo strongth. A d d ress R. L. W olcott , 181 Chatham Sqnaro, N. Y. Rem it by pdst office order, or b y express, o r money in regis tered letter. Small b o ttles sold a t a ll D rug Stores. S O N G S T E R ’S I N D E X . N a n o y F a t 'a t L a n igan's Ball. Siug D ixie's L and or R e e l; F o r D octor W oi - cott w o n ’t be sm a ll— N ow lot tho Flddlo Squeal. T h e r e 's Old A u n t Sally Bobbing Round T o B rash th e Blue-Tailed Fly • My L a s t Segar is bu r n ing dow n'; P ain P a r t th o newsboy's cry. JOw anf’8, r m ‘raveling down ; W a it lo t tho W agon, Bovs, A n d Fox him s elf shall bo the Clown. P a r - P a r t m a k e s all th e noise. Now, K iss my M o ther dear f o r mo • Over tlio loft, you k n o w ; ’ Or S a r a h 's nice young man w ill see P ar - P a r t is all tho go. A n d Ole ilp Coon we'll shoot to-night On a Sour A p p le Tree. T h is Cruel W a r is ovordono, W hilo P ain P aint stin d s in f r o n t ; N o DragH a t nn n d io d Eighty-ono, Suoh trash d o u 't koop, nor w o n ’t. W ill flght u n til tho foatliors fly, E ach Hum b u g , old or young ; A n d thoy w ill soon Root Hog or Dio— P ain P aint their dirge lias sung. T h e C a p tain w ith h is W h isk e r s said, W hilo going round the H orn, T h a t Champagne Charley w as u o t Uoad, N o r M aiden A ll Forlorn. Tho Flag of our U nion still wavos, A» through I ho P a r k I go ; W olcott ’ s A nnihilator saves From D e a th, C a tarrh, aud Woo. I f your foot is pretty, show it now, W hilo Sparking Sunday n ight. Pop goes tho question. Yos, I vow, P ain P aint is m y D elight. T h e r e 's somo ono K n o c k ing a t th o D o o r ; T h ings I d o n 't like to see ; Thoy come, Six H u n d red Thousand more, F o r Pain P a in t. Oh, dear me I \nail to tlio Chief! W e a ring of tho Groou ; H e 's coming through the Ryo, W ith Jockoy H a t and Feather soon, Red, W h ite a n d Blue, I spy. D ear m other, I'v o cemo home to dio ; Now, W oodmnn spare t h a t T ree ; T h o Stars and Stripes a ll foos defy, P ain P aint is tested frco. M Y W A N T S . I w a n t to know who owns a dog, W lion tick will physic drink ; Or, show me w here th e re lives a hog; A cow, o r m ule, or m ink. I w a n t to find a siflgU beast, A monkey or a mouse. T h e largest, wisest.; or th e least, T h a t lives in field or house, T liat drinks a drug, or can bo ta u g h t T o swallow else h u t food ; A n d every human being might A bjuro w h a t is n o t good. False education is the bnno Leads people headlong down F o r n o t a child, unloss insane, B u t hates it in th is town. A m illion m e n m a y say 'tis r i g h t ; A million lies w id fa i l ; A n d in th is battle tlm t wo fight, Tho truth it w ill prevail. W h a t she condemns is of no w o rth ; I n stom ach don't belong. Men die w h e n doctors do a t t e n d ; T h e y canbutdie w ithout; T h e n vou are sure no poisons send, T o kill; th e re is no doubt. I f everybody onlv knew How little doctors know, T h e victim s now w o u ld then be few . S h o rt coffins longer grow. Folks w ill learn m nsic, G reek o r French And all th e a r ts of life, I f deathly sick, tho b lackest wench M a y save that m a n or wife. Tho hnm b lo poor, or m iddle class, H ave more of m o ther wit, T h en upper Tdb, who, like a n Ass, W ill stu p id lie o r sit. Tho tim e icill come, the child shall know , Before h is A, B, C, T h e laws o f health; and useful grow, A n d b e tter m e n will be. W h a t is your know ledge, silly stnU I A drink from tho wrong cup, I s death. O r accidental cut, T h e grave will close rig h t up. T a k o care o f life and know thyself. T h y first gro a t aim should see ; T h e u other branches ; or f o r w ealth, O r you a slave Wlli uo. 'T is inflamm a tion causes pain, N o person w ill d e n y ; P u m p out tlio fever and obtain T h e health f o r w h ich vou sigh. D o n ’t heat tho place already hot. B u t cool th o lev e r down ; E x trac t all fever from tho spot. A n d health y o u r efforts crown. Tho flosh is oily w o n 't drink up, A b sorbents will not fill, U nless there's P a i n P a i n t in theonp, P lain w a ter never will. P a in P a i n t willfiU th e flesh dU full, E v aporation s t a r t s ; T h en keep off flannels a n d a ll woo], A ll irritatio n sm a rts. P a in P a i n t w ill pum p all fever out, A n d pain w ill quickly g o ; Tho pores accept it, can you doubt? 'T is facts, can provo i t so. A m illion people know 'tis tr u e ; Each father; daughter, son. Can t r y i t free and prove to yon, I t surely can be done. H u n d reds of people every day, Come in ana t r y i t fre e ; H a v e private, rooms w here ladios may From public gazo bo free. H ow silly, tlion, to stay aw a y -, T h e re is not one com p laint W e do no t t r o a t ; 'tis free each day, A stonish you w ith P a r t . P a in P a r t w ill never sm a r t or A c h ild m igh t d r iu k i t freo ; I f you have long w ith sickness In carriage come anil boo. stain, Now throw yonr physio to tho dogs, Y o u r nightm aro from your b r a in ; Cheer u p , nor ho like stu p id logs, A n d health w ill come agaiu. L a d ies a n d G e n tlem e n have private rooms. A d vice and trea tm e n t free o f charge. A ll aro con vinced by positive demonstrations, on their first visit, o f th e u tility of th e la te s t scientiflo p r in ciples b y which we trea t disease a t 181 Chatham Square, N ew Y o rk. P a r ' Removed Im m e d iately. Six pin ts Of ANXmn.ATOn,for Cnlarrh or Colds In the head, o r a pin t of P a in P a in t sent fros of ex press charges, am reoeipt o f $5 ; or a gallon of P 41N P a in t for $20>douhlo strength. A d d ress R L. W o lcott, 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. Rem it by post office order, or by e xpress or money In regis tered letter. Small b o ttles sold a t all D rug Stores. H O W I T ’N D O N E . A strong and massive wooden tan k W ith Croton w a ter fill U p to th e notch on upper plauk, Now w atch tho m a s ter's will. In to th is w a ter W olcott pours Som ething t h a t changes all In to P a r P aint , and th is restores T h o w e a k or sick who call. P ain P aint is mado of w ater cold, •Tis sim ple w a ter t o o ; E x c e p t th is Com pound—w hat I told A re facts—can provo them tru e .' A n d if you d r in k a p in t of it, 'T is harm less as tlio dew ; Ju m p in the tauk, lie down or sit Can novor injure you. W a ter alone Is j u s t as good, I f hum a n pores w ould fill, , B u t oilv flesh alw ays w ithstood Till wolcott changed tho rllL W h a t W olcott adds we do not know, T i s done as quick as th o u g h t; Ho ovory m o n th to all will show How quick P a r P aint is w rought. IIo changes w a ter Into P a r t — T h is w ater penetrates In to the flesh when sink or f a int; T h e re is no pain th a t waits. T h e floah w ill drink all full so quiok, Evaporation sta r ts ; N o heat or fevor long can stick From body quickly parts. T h e smallest Infant yon can bathe W ith W olcott ' s P aint all o'er. In ject it, or your lim b s can lave; Or w ash your eyes When sore. A ll inflammation i t extraota, And th is is nil its claim ; ’Tis done so quick you th in k it acts Like magic, for i t s fame Now if plain w ater only could Reach tho absorbent's base, I t would bo every w h it as good A s P a r P a r t for th e case. ■yi* w a ter th a t evaporates, Anil pum p s tho fever ont, A n d Pain m u s t leave ; i t never w a its 1 Ono trial stops all doubt. n\« a little common sense W hen P a in t you buy or uso P**1\ is groat, immense, Sm all bottles don t abuse. A great big snrfaco soro and lame A p in t or q u a r t require, H i ! ™ quench mnch fire, t quench big flames, A thim b leful ’Tw ill fllty oar U ro m o ther w it, 10 men o r dainos, Tho way is plain and sure. A p in t w ill only cost a V , A nil holds eig h t tim e s o r more Of dollar b o ttles; thus, 3 on see, T h reo dollars Baved in atoro. A n d yon m u s t add as much again Of w a ter y e t to Paint 'T is double strength ; r e d u c e is plain F o r lnfidol or saint. , K eep thcao directions in yonr mind, Tfion uso and understand. For every p a in you sorely find T h is gives i t i t 's deffiand. I havo related w h a t are facts, Philosophy and cause O f P a r F a r t , a n d J u s t how it acts ; 'T is based on n a tu r a l laws. I f y o u a doubt havo over spnn, Como te s t i t free ; t h a t ’s fair, A t W olcott ’ s . H u n d red Eighty-one, Froo offico, C h a tham Square. P r iv a te rooms for ladies or gentlem en, a t no c o s t; also m edical advice and free te s ts a t all hours of tho day or evening, ab D r. W o l c o t t 'i offico, 181 Chatham Sqnare, N . Y . P a r P a r t is also sold everywhere a t drug stores, a t 25 c ents, 50 cents, 81 ; n a if p ints, 13 ; pints, |5 ; quarts, | 8; or A n n ih ila to r , 25 cents, 50 cents, and pinte $1, for th o curo oi C a tarrh or colds in tho head. M A B U J U N 4 1 A I .O N O . T h e People a ro gathoring From near a n a afar, A n d P ain P aint is sounding T h o T rum p e t o f W a r ; A n d W olcott o u r leader Is trn th f u l and strong. U n d e r P ain P aint our Banner G o M a rching Along. T h o Foo falls boforo ua, D rug Faisons give way, Common Sense is o u r strength, F o r Dosing w o n 't p ay : A nnihilator in Union, W ith F a r P a r t onr song, W ith W olcott o n r Captain, G o M a rching A long. O n r W ives and our Children T o a a a re so dear. N o Fills shall defllo them, F o r B u rdina wo f e a r : A ll Liquius tu a t sm a rt W o know to be wrong. W ith P ain P aint so cooling, Go M a rching Along. W 8 sigh for our follies. W e m o u rn for o u r dead, W h o n in league with Old School, B y I g n o rance le d : B u t W olcott ,is right, A d d w ill n o t bo long, B u t \ A d d the last feather,\r W h ile inarching AloDg. A n d o n r flntf is P a r P a r t , ' l ’is floating 011 JiiglC W e ’ll stand by th is Hag, i 'Till, wo c o n q u er o r die. W e have trie d its g r e a t v irtues, A n d now r e belong. W ith tho A rm y o f Mercy, G o M a rching Along. T h e system h i Dosing W ill q u ickly decay. F o r T r u th sheds h e r lig h t A n d ushers tlio day ; ' T r u t h never goes b a ckw ard. H e r footbold is strong, W ith W olcott and P a r P a r t G o Munching Along. A n d every V o lunteer c a n t r y P a r P a r t free o f cost, and know for them selves t h a t it is ahead of all D rug treatm e n t over invented. Go and see i t a t 181 C h a tham Squnro, a n d you w ill enrol in the a r m y of sense a n d sound judgm e n t. Six pin ts o f A n n ih ila to r , for Catarrh or Colds In th e head, o r a p in t o f P a in P a i n t sent, free of ex- press charges, on receipt o f $5; or a gallon of P a r P a i n t for $20. double strength. Address R. L. W o lco tt, 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. R e m it by post office order, or by express, or money in regis tered letter. Small b o ttles sold a t a ll D pug Store*. B E O N Y O U R G U A R D . I w a n t to rouso oach sleepy head, W ho stand upon tho brink, W h ere y a w n ing gulfs disclose tho dead, W ho m ight, b u t d id n o t, think; I w a n t to w a r n th o living ones W ho blindly grope along ; Y e fathers, daughters, m o thers, sons, W h a t p e rils r o u n d y o u throng. \ Look out, m y reader, a re you free, Or do y o u w ear tho m a rk f Most a ll a re blind a n d cannot see, Yea, groping iu tho dark. C a tarrh, a demon in tho head, Consum ption is i t s son ; K ills hosts, yea, c ountless millions, dead ; P e r h a p s y o u m a y bo one. T h a t hacking, hawking. C a tarrh aflecta y o n r b . M a tter a n d slime iu th r o a t o r noso, R u n s down y o u r th r o a t instead. Y o u r lu n g s a n d -liver soon w ill show , Consum ption has its birth ; C a tarrh, its sire, will feed i t too, T ill you r o tu r u to e a rth. I f colds affect y o u r h ead a n d throat, A nnihilator buy ; Now don’t forgot w h a t I h ave w rote, O r think this subjeot dry. W o l c o t t 's A n n ih ila to r cures 'Catarrh —tho demon flies ; I t saves tho lungs, good health Insures, A n d C a ta rrh quiokly dies. I w a n t to g ratify my friends, W ho wish to understand A b o u t P a r P alvt , its use, its ends, A n d why its g r e a t demand. I w a n t to show you p lain a s day. W hy 1' a r P a r t stops a ll pain. T h a t you may nevorhavo to say \ I ’l l uo t try p a in t a g a in .” P a r P a r t w ill cool h u t nevor stain ; Puuips in dam in a t ion out ; 'T is harm less on the breast o r b r a in ; A trial s tops a ll d o u b t. W h en inflammation leaves th o framo, All pain will ceaso a t once; » Remove th o cause, 'tis a ll the s a m o ; N o n e doubts, unless a dunce. The pores w ill opo and d r ink P a r P a r t j Absorbents fill with ease ; R e stores tho weak, tho sick, tho faint, Tho g r e a tost skeptic please. E v a p o ration cools th e place As inflammation flies ; H o t blood a t the a b sorbent's base M a k es P aint iu vapor rise. 'T is tlius P a r P aint romovoa a ll doubt, Removes tho very c ause, By pum p ing inflam m ation o u t; On th is wo lo s t o u r cause. A c u t, a cancer, o r a bum . Lumbago, or a gout, H a s iuflummation, and wo learu, P a r P a r t w ill p u m p i t out. ’Tis slninlo as twico tw o a re f o u r ; A c h ilil c an Beo the plau : T a k e inflammation from a soro, I t liculs, for nature can. Six pints of A n n ih ila to r , for C a tarrh or Colds in the head, or a pin t of P a in P a in t sont, froo of ex press charges, on receipt of 85; or a gallon o f P a in P a r t for $20 double strength. Address R. L. W o lco tt , 181 Chatham Square, N. Y. Rem it by post office ordor, or by express, or money in regls- I torod letter. Sm all b o ttles sold a t a il D rag Stores.
