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Hill News. (Canton, N.Y.) 1911-current, April 25, 2008, Image 6

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Page 6 cArts & Ehtertainftient mEHILLNEWp Apri!25i2008 .!,:••-•'. ::\-- : '••'••. vMattManz ; ';-./\'.: /-' i ; .V'; : \ ; One ofthe things that separate movies from real life is.that when a.. i mistake ismade;iri .|i--rnov.ie, the diTeetbrh^s:the?horce to redo it/These : opportunities rarely exist in'the day-tp-daylife. of/ayerage-peopje.. So: ' whenyouigo ih.'fora:k[ssanddon't realize that^yo.u havea'huge booger ;'h3ngihg.fro*m:your left nbsfril/you eah't just'eraseyburpartner's' ''\-•/- menibry-ofthe;eyent ; > Youdbn't'geta redo; ,\' '\••\ \/'-_' Maybe that's why the best/kisses are ini moyies: if the.:actors;mess ' -. up,;they get to tryaga inr.lf they; sheezejht the snot aw^ : awesome Isthat the'people: in t'hem ; a>e.bett 'mpviesiis actuallya very.burrtbljhgexperience. Take something ybu're ; really good; at: I, for example;, consider \myself a.ter.rifie benchwarmer. ;<i /have beejfctbrough'but my:entire/sports tareer: Tlfen a movie like The; • B'enchwartoers-comes'aJong and showsyouthatfthe'reare.those .who i- are ; betterth'anybu at sornethinfyouvtake; a jot of prideih.' think you're, .?gpod-'at:ping pong? Forrest'Gump.Would; dominate/you. Are you. ah avid bbbsledder? The Go.o.lRuhhirigsg^ rnoney- \.-•'' -' .\; : -' ; .'•\'•.\/'. '•//' -'-' .'••]'-•'[,:• We-Watch the mb.vjes;-tcj> be;eritertaihed. We don't want tpseespark's;';- we want to. see ahiexplosionh Likewise* We want a good, fullrfljedgedx romantic kiss; If we wanted to seepeoplernlaking out ciumyily> We:wpiijd goto. the.-Tick Tbck... • : . : -.\ '•'•\ ; -. ••.\•• ,;.'«••_!\'' • •'• V ','- '•>.':./? 5. From Here to Eternity ' ' \ : '/: : fhis is perhaps the mostifamousihlmjkiss of aU;'tirnei^nd.''eyenH^yp'u'- /./. haveri'trseen themoyie, you know the imagei lyingona beachi with the / wayesejashirigallaro^ disregardforsand fleasi.chafingithaf :resurts;frbminsufficieht.di^ingb.ff^./ •after swimming, and;sunburns; but damn iti-jt looks good;; • j.•/\.. ••:•; •~4i PlanetofihiApes; r?- : r\ •- \.;'f---'/- : .-\%' — • This kissis tKe single hpttestbesfiality kissvbfall tirrtev Gharltorvlieston // swoop's;the ipebff her four feet and; kisses\her. fheaudience'srieaetibn is;alm|x : of !:aWwW\ an ybu're bound fprsuctess. ' : .'-\. .:'•'•: 3. Wild things '••'• -.\.V. /\v.. \\.-7. oV '-. ;, • //./'i-- -V\ ; - Qh...hey.vthere:are three, pe6pJe.Kere,,;ahdhpw.iyep> they're: getting:/' ; ; naked.-and pouringichampagne^ll;oyer each bther.^a'nd ':.'•.•;: kissing each othef;..whbia...eb.oi.-'•-/.--'- ;i -'\;./-. \'\ •.•' •i\' ' ; ''\ 2. Spiderman . ';'.\•. ?\./'' \:- : : *••'-•',.'':'• V-' '\'•••'. \: ; ,-\-•' So after .kjckipg/bad:guys' asses, Spidermahlpwfershimseif upside down on>hisown ielKmadespiderwebtothe perfectpbsitipo;where he .; can kiss MaryJanexWhOiimpprtantlytothe scene> iswearinga. : sertii-' transparent shirt. They make; but in -the.rain before Spidermari fifes ayi/ay; Ifnot the coolestkiss> it's; definitely ^heiipf the; most acrobatic:-kisses bfail ; •time;;'\ •''•-• ' : .-\ '--•'_/ \•••/' v- [•..}' • - '..'\:•>\•' ••,..•'••'''.\.' ' .J'-'\\ : :-. Ji : Lady gndthe tramp. '.;' •\. : /- : '\ ; > <*'\'/;•'''•. i. '..''•-'•}•' • Spaghetti with m^ tbgetsauceon whateverybu're^^wearihg^ahdlifybusneeze,your ':\.'. ; m ; gatbaii can roll offthetable/ah cam even roll-right out thedopr;;; But for l;a;d^^^ •tfiat pasta dish- was perfect4d.:lef the romance begin, ft alsaseryed:to remind;pe6ple;tbhelpcpritrplthe'petpbpulation^by.spayingbr/neutering . their animals, ••'•'•'\•'-.\''\ '. '.'-' ! '''.i'v ;.:,-.'^' - : -..' : r ^mM$Q^$M^M ;-:;?^:;€i0^ff '••;';' '§UST J^Q^J|HE : e@!ai|K^ ;h [; 'l »<Go dbwii^l|apie 0ffi 1^ pit iNSiieiv rio^tbii^Sa^ktiightbaG]*^ / .:-:;:..;• :: : j://v;/ ; : : Gy^;Gp^:^QQ,-:;' : ; : S v ^..::/:/v; ?.-i5a*B^^$ij;,b^*s^^cto.-,;^^v'-; '\.'-\ \' v '-'•'..-*•'•.' .\'.%' ''••'''\'\'•'.'• ' ;DymQn Lewis, ',-.• .\'-.. : j : : -'i-'v.-V--.',;- fhayeri?t done hohiewbrk ihifive days/For five single, philosophy reading, written on a sheet of loose leaf or revised rriy FVS paper. Fpr.fiye days I have slackecl/orj. \I've attended ^arbeques, played di^cah^ (rnetaphprically); I went tp a. racking .Mprpccanrestaurant in Pptsdam and had thebest humrhpsever, i: listened to alternative rock, bands of t'hje li390s.in airiend's roorri for hours, while the afprementJoned friend ;s|ept curled : up in her bed with; her roomnriatfe dozing hext to her. Allthe^e things I have done but no^ hp.mework. For fiyedays allthatlhaveaccomplished[iswritingtheise-fewwords,Aridthat^ . ., -. '• Thesehav;e been the bestfiye days ever.\ . : //•'•-;'--• ''-\.- •' '- ''•-> •'.v. ; .; I. neyer;knevy thatwasttng pr^ipij .tbxreate,a geology exam, a gepibgy project; a g^ : when I'llgetfothiem!Jamsqr^hwNid^ •plan to stress. I'm hot-stressing at all. Even though, Ppw that j-hjave written them all out like that the work seems sb/much morei,... .daunting. Terrifying, aetu.al.ly ; Oh idearGod, I've/wasted a whole five days'playingjn the grass.. I dbn:teyen^ikegrass;:or;nature:forthatrnatt^ . does this alvyaysfhappen to me? ph\ my gpd^^ nriyschblarship and then I'll end up living in. a oh^^^^ ;; Excuse me white iget off thjsta^ I aiways have something toshare/piide, that; totallyrhymed !Oh : sorry, Igot off oha tangent again, Okay I found thernairi:pbintahdil'mready:to;go; \''';.-.'•<•'' / ...'..' :••'•';^'•'.'•; /Hannah/Mbntaha is a Pishe^ girl living ^double lifeas. Hannah M disguise'^i^eif^^leyvSt^wait.-. ;:dbhs a blonde wig tpbecpme^^H \care if Miley 5teV/art:ahd Hart^ peopM.rtike HoyW paniQuayle condemned MP ..thatreference?^••;\'; - ;'\ '..••-''.\.-'-. }••./; •':./.,/•.;-//•\/':•//-.•../'•.-''' \'••':\;;'.>\'- :' : ,.-.' : . : WhYtfbldisiikefheshowPFbrseyert^^ that have popped up on : th9;lnte/h.6^of-Miley~(:yrus>/l:;thini( racyphptb^are cqpl> espeqially when,tKey are of EqtyardNo^^ anycbmpajiycan printsp many^postersof her;-Hpw surplus pi Hannah Montana posters somewhere. In fact, I nominate Hannah Montana posters to^b 5buree.-pf ; energy after fossil fuels/run put. We would h0ve en ') ; ButtKe rnaih-reaspnJ;hfte Miley^ /! kid you riot Miley freaking Gyrus^ is sitting dpyvn right nbww^ opjy really re.rKe/m.ber.seven years, ' : ' : '•'•:•.•''•;•\•'.\• '\• ; I knoW^hat you'i^ tMnldng rig^ a, Disriey television show,, pgt^ stpry?'! wou|d v rather read Ethics^^by : John Dewey and James Hayden Tufts (Which iwill ; actually ^b^ finishwFi^ngthlsarticre);And/thaVssayinfesbmethihg. / -•'.' .'• CoiilinuedifromPhgej . sorority: functions, droves of girls line up at J..^Dupes/dbpr for styling iand trimhiirig; Sometimes, if she gets enough requests, Jeri^viliset-up shop inpne of thetheme pi Greek houses;. on carppiis. Often/times Jen gets.a caij/wheh -students, are preparing for. an ififeiiyiew for a job or- intprriship; She) hias even/cut the: hair, off her r professors.: •.\• - v Over the years, Jen: has amassed ; a/ reputatipn -and a solid: group bf lpyalcustpmerswho.ebme back time; ahi time/again; ©ne^pf tjie/rhpst frequent customers: is Ghris ipibviho '08V: who stops; in every \two week or sb tip, maintain :his^ high and tight style fprROjtc:. One of her favorite; pebple to style\ jsGabje' Cohen '08 who conies inilbpk jhg like; islpbi/but' :'X!^ves-j^|(^hg4ike''a'''-inillidn,bupks. , Jen says that the best part about her. jbb^is/the saffefactiori she/gets from walking arpund: campus and; seeing the: brigHtMnfluence she\-'ha'* ori /.stpdentsappearahcesv; . Jen's interest in styling^began when she wastypung and liked; to pjay with her friends'.hain, Her favbrite /thing was to lather them; up/witb hair gel. arid, go crazy. < -When she was; l;3/she started to work it: a hair salon; the same One wh«bre she(Still . Wprksi. swe;eping:flbprsaridi assisting; •; ..thestylists, ©uririgherif|rsthaircut . ever, Jen managed to; acciderifally buizzCpfF a chunk of her'cppperatiye. ;'father's/hair.;'; ! ;/'. : v / /;;;' ;;';\'l^^'jcareet:ai.SLU;stetted'.wnj^.&v , f /frieridi,jeddRamai nientibned^thathe}; re^Jly nfe^ded a/ h^ircuti jien;p|f|tedi : : up. her^seryiees, arid her wholeiFYJ 5 carne down to/fhe Lee laundry room tb/watchiher bu;zz^ejd'shain It built slowly from there./ Jen's skills' gained, credibility \when she;started work •4t^the\•SttJ•:'Cbs'tun^i^•Shpp : ; 1 where she^st-rlhwoEks:..'i»t^nflgf arid.; . cutting hair in preparing for theatrical r^rfonnances. \•: •/.;./.' Jen ptaris to coiitinue cutting/hair . after school:. She hopes to attend a prestigious cpsmblbgy,'schppT jfl ; Santa GlarajiCA^arid become :a ; famous styUst : As of'rib\y, her plan tbbbcome^rnousjs tofibpe thijt one /of her S ; LU;{ctients.rightjibvy/vvijl ysbrneday becbrne^^ve^wealthy and. ; hireJein^astheirpersonalhairstyiistvA tenshodldjbibw-^ ; '^urihatdfe$t; : ' ;;;'••;/:/• i,ir ; - ; '/\:/iv/.; : -

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